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Zombie Bart Simpson
LOL! The Simpsons have been around a Wee-Bit too long. They’re looking a little Crusty! Especially Bart! Could have something to do with that Spoon Digging into his Juicy Red Brains… HA! This Colorful Bart Simpson Zombie Figure is…
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Zombie Bowl
Just think, you could actually Eat Brains out of this Bowl! HA! This Bowl is a Fun Green Zombie Bowl that’s only got One Big White Eye. Are you Looking at me? Colorful and Festive, you’ll enjoy waking up…
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Workplace Zombie T-Shirt
LOL This Zombie T-Shirt is Perfect for the Workplace or Office. It features a Creepy Zombie holding up a Bloody Sign that reads “This Workplace has gone 0 Days without an Accident”. HA! Made of 100% Cotton, with the…
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Hardy Boys Crawling with Zombies
Wait a minute… WHAT? The Hardy Boys? Zombies? OMG!!! It’s the #1 Case Files of the New Comic Book Series: Hardy Boys, titled: Crawling with Zombies. And it’s everything you’d expect; Frank and Joe go undercover as the Living…
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Zombie Poop Earrings
HA! Zombies Poop, right? With these Zombie Poop Earrings they do! Radioactive, Green and Glistening, the Smell is Not Included! These Funny Ass Zombie Curlie-Cue (like an Ice-Cream) Earrings are Handmade out of Polymer Clay and Glazed for a…
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Redneck Zombie Jokes
LOL! Just hearing the name of this book makes me laugh… Redneck Zombie Jokes! Really? Okay… Here’s one of em: “What sugary, inexpensive treat do Redneck Zombie children look forward to eating at snack time?” “Jelly-Belly Buttons!” Nice… Perfectly…
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Pat The Zombie Book
LOL! This is Pat the Zombie: A Cruel (Adult) Spoof, and it’s a Macabre Mash-Up of the Children’s Classic “Pat the Bunny” and the Present-Day Zombie Phenomenon, with the Tactile Features of the Original Book Revoltingly Re-Imagined for an…
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Zombie Head Lapel Pin
Now if this doesn’t make the BEST Tie Tack, Lapel Pin, then I don’t know what will… For it’s a Fierce Zombie Head, Green, Wrinkled, Rotting Dead, with an Ugly Mouth, Missing Teeth and Red Bloody Gums… All to…