Grandma-Attack of the Geriatric Zombies
LMAO! Usually when you go to Grandma’s, she FEEDS YOU! HA! Now, she’s some Demented Zombie who is making your Vacation HELL! Appropriately named “GRANDMA – Attack of the Geriatric Zombies Novel”, this book takes you where Grandpa never went… The Undead. Because now, everything’s gone Horribly Wrong. Except the Price, FREE for Kindle Unlimited, $9.99 for Paperback… Choose Wisely!
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Zombie Nail Art Sticker Decals
Zombie Gals… You’re gonna Love these! They’re Zombie Nail Decals that Feature Zombies Rambling around your Fingertips. Black Silhouette Stickers that will Dazzle any Nail, even in the Apocalypse. You get 50 Decal Stickers in this Set, and all…
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Zombie Hunter Baby Pacifier
HA HA! Way to Go Baby! This is the Perfect Gift for the Lil Zombie Hunter in Training… It’s a Baby Pacifier that’s White with Black Lettering, reading “Zombie Hunter”, adorned with Big Red Splotches of BLOOD! Cool! Made…
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Zombie, D.C. (Shmit Happens)
Well, whatever happens today, Election Day, one things for sure… It’ll be a Zombie D.C. For neither Candidate is bound to get anything done. It’s Dead, Stalemate, Stuck in a Brainless Dome for the next 4-8 years… Shmit Happens….
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Green Zombie Sunglasses
Okay, I want to buy these just because… Think of all the Weddings you could go to this Summer, looking like a hilarious Zombie? HA! Oh the joy… A Great Pair of Sunglasses with Reflective Lens, that looks like…
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Smoking Zombie Grinder Set
Can you imagine seeing this? A High Zombie? HA! What Fun! Stumbling around, Moaning and Groaning, Trying to Eat everyone’s Brains? Oh wait… That’s for Real. Just like this Fabulous Smoking Zombie Grinder Set. It’s Sensational. You get a…
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The Walking Deadlift Underwear Briefs
LMAO! Yeah, Okay. A Zombie into Fitness. How Adorable. Until someone Loses an Arm! And with these Fun Briefs, it’s so much more… They’re The Walking Dead… Er, Walking DeadLIFT Underwear Briefs that’s Perfect for the Walking Dead Fan….
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Piggyback Zombie Costume
LMFAO! This Costume Cracks me up… A Zombie Costume that will take Halloween to the Next Level. Featuring a Piggyback Costume, where you Ride on the Zombie’s Shoulders… The Undead, Carrying you to your next Trick or Treat… Hilarious…
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Redneck Zombie Jokes
LOL! Just hearing the name of this book makes me laugh… Redneck Zombie Jokes! Really? Okay… Here’s one of em: “What sugary, inexpensive treat do Redneck Zombie children look forward to eating at snack time?” “Jelly-Belly Buttons!” Nice… Perfectly…
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