Grandma-Attack of the Geriatric Zombies
LMAO! Usually when you go to Grandma’s, she FEEDS YOU! HA! Now, she’s some Demented Zombie who is making your Vacation HELL! Appropriately named “GRANDMA – Attack of the Geriatric Zombies Novel”, this book takes you where Grandpa never went… The Undead. Because now, everything’s gone Horribly Wrong. Except the Price, FREE for Kindle Unlimited, $9.99 for Paperback… Choose Wisely!
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Zombie Saurus T-Rex T-Shirt
Kick-Ass. It’s a Zombie T-Rex Dinosaur that’s so Gnarly. I Love it. Has there ever been a Zombie Movie with a T-Rex? YES… It’s called The Jurassic Dead (where a Mad Scientist creates a Living Dead T-Rex, and everyone…
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Zombie Temporary Tattoos
Zombies are all over your Face, Arms and Legs… RUNNNNN! Oh wait, those are just Temporary Tattoos, my bad. This Kit includes 30 Temporary Tattoos that you can Stick anywhere your Little Heart Desires. Zombify yourself with Style! Classic…
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Derp Halloween Zombie Mask
Okay, this Costume Cracks me up… It really does look like the Derp Meme… Just look at that Zombie Face. HA! It’s a Halloween Zombie Mask that fits only Half a Head. Slid it over your Noggin (Keeps your…
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So Now You’re a Zombie Handbook
HA! There is more to Undeath than Shambling around in Search of Brains to Eat… but not much more, according to this Detailed look at the New Zombie Lifestyle. Filled with Deadpan Tips on how to Succeed in the…
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Plants vs. Zombies: Wall Decals
Transform your Empty Walls with Premium, Re-Positionable Wall Graphics… Zombie Style! Featuring Wall Decals that are Peel and Stick. Remove them and Re-Use them. Made of Durable and Versatile Self-Adhesive, Easy-to-install Woven Fabric, these Decals are Truly Superior! Amazing…
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Zombie’s Guide to Eating the Living
This Unauthorized Parody Prop Book is the Perfect Addition to your Zombie Costume and Decorations… A full 8.5×11 inches, it’s Highly Visible when you Carry it, DEVOUR it… Because this book is actually filled with Page after Page of…
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Creepshow Fathers Day Action Figure
Stephen King’s “Creepshow” is a Classic! It still gives me chills just thinking about that crate under the stairs… But the most iconic line from the whole show “WHERE’S MY CAKE!” (Watch the Video HERE). A Frightening Zombie that…
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Zombie Maggot Face Prop
LMAO! This Maggot-Faced Farmer is a GREAT Haunted House Prop with Flashing Flicker White Eyes. It makes Loud Moaning Noises Amidst Creepy Background Music. The overall Length of the Zombie Farmer is approx. 5 Feet (60-inches) Tall. His Ultra-Creepy…
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