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Zombie, D.C. (Shmit Happens)
Well, whatever happens today, Election Day, one things for sure… It’ll be a Zombie D.C. For neither Candidate is bound to get anything done. It’s Dead, Stalemate, Stuck in a Brainless Dome for the next 4-8 years… Shmit Happens….
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Zombie Finger Pretzel Mold
Ain’t nothing better than Munching on Fingers… Unless they’re Dead Fingers! And with this Fun Pretzel Mold, you’ll be Eating Undead Digits in no time. Great Looking Finger Molds that will give your next Zombie Party a real CRUNCH!…
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Zombie Apocalypse Yarn Bowl
“DARN IT!” Another Zombie… Better grab my Knitting Needle! HA! And they may truly come in handy when the Apocalypse hits. Good thing you make Afghans and Silly Hats… You’ll need them! And you’ll NEED this Bowl too. Cute,…
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Daryl Dixon Life Size Cardboard Standup
Stand Up and be Somebody… That’s what my Dad always told me. Even if it’s During a Zombie Apocalypse and all you have is a Crossbow. Like Daryl Dixon from The Walking Dead, Now Life-Sized, Dripping with Sweat from…
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Zombie Farts Soap
Oh to Smell like a Fart… If only! Well, hold your Noses, because now you can with this Fun, Gag Gift. It’s All Natural Soap with the Hilarious Label: Zombie Farts! It’s a Perfect Gift for the Zombie Lover……
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Marvel Zombies Deadpool Pop!
Look, you can’t get a better vinyl figure, than combining Marvel, zombies and Deadpool! It’s red, frightening, creepy and cute. A fantastic figure from Funko Pop! Measuring approx. 3 3/4″ tall, this lovely pool of deadness comes packaged in…
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Zombie Haiku Poetry For Your Brains
Oh Boy… It’s Zombie Haiku; Good Poetry For Your…Brains, and it’s written by an Undead Poet. Featuring Firsthand Experiences during the Zombie Plague, this Journal of Cute Poetry continues, even after the author is DEAD. So a Zombie Haiku,…
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Walking Dead – Negan Action Figure
Oh God! That Negan, always Clowning around… Bobbing his Head back and forth, waving that Bat! Sheesh! Who does he think he is? Some Bad Man from The Walking Dead? HA! This is one Action Figure that will Certainly…