Gore Zombie Box
Sick! What a Cool Creepy Box. A Zombie Box that’s Handmade, Gory as all get out, and Perfect for Storing all your Valuables, like Jewelry, Coins, Brainsssssss! With Bulging Undead Eyes, Rotting Teeth, Ripped Gums and Tons of Blood, this Box will make Everyone Scream with Delight. Basically 4″ x 4″ and 3″ Deep, it’s Crafted from Wood, Clay, Metal Fastenings and Glass. Ideal for the Horror Fan.
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Zombie Training Manual
When a Zombie is taken Prisoner by the Army, why Destroy it? The Army has a Special Program to Train the Undead. This Manual is the Department of Defense’s Principle Source of Information on Care, Conditioning, Training, and Operations…
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Men’s Zombie Horde Boxer Briefs
Rawrrrr! If these underwear aren’t appropriate with the words “Good Luck”, then I don’t know what is. It’s a fun, colorful zombie horde print that makes these boxer briefs stand out in a crowd of undead. Made of a…
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Kids Bloody Zombie Costume
OKAY WTF???? HA! I can’t stop laughing at this costume. It’s hilarious. It’s like something out of the hills have eyes, or some super bad B zombie movie… Oh wait. Aren’t all zombie movies B horror rated??? Oh well….
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Zombie Lycra Face Mask
Geez O Petes… This Mask is Pretty Freaking Frightening… A Lycra Mask that’s one UGLYYYY Zombie! 100% Lycra, Fits your Face like a Second Skin… Takes your Scare Factor to the Next Level. Repulsively Realistic, No Need for Hot…
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Fathers Day Zombie Gift Basket
Dad will love this… It’s a Fun Filled Survival Kit that features plenty to sink your teeth into: Brain Food (Trail Mix); Protein (Jack Link’s Beef Jerky); TNT (Pop Rocks); Twinkies; Ammo (Party Poppers); Gun (Squirt Gun); Rations (Clif…
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Red Zombie Skull Purse
LOL Like the Red Wedding, this Purse is TO DIE FOR! It’s a Red Zombie Skull Purse that’s Frightening and FUN! Featuring a Handmade Resin Skull, using Several Layers of Latex, and Painted Bloody Red with Torn Bits and…
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Zombie Beanie
LOL, I look like this every morning… Wide eyes, tongue hanging out… Brains exposed! HA! For it’s a Beanie that’s PERFECT for the Zombie Loving Fool. It’s a Colorful, Green, Beanie, Bloody, Stitched, Gory Good Fun, that keeps Head…
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Zombie Apocalypse Wasteland Tool
SICK! SICK! SICK! This is probably the most bad-ass tool I have ever seen handmade for a zombie apocalypse. WOW! Just looking at it gives me chills, and hopefully brains and guts and blood. HA! It’s custom designed on…
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