“What do you call a 350-pound Stripper?” “Broke!” “What’s the Difference between a Magician and a Stripper?” “One has a Cunning Stunt…” You know, if there’s Strippers in the Zombie Apocalypse, I probably wouldn’t mind getting Chewed to Pieces….

WHAT???? I had no idea such a thing existed, until now. But it all makes sense, I mean, we put outfits and costumes on cats and dogs, so why not pigeons (are there that many pigeon pets?) Well, fret…

With the Zombie Apocalypse due any time now, you can Build your own Zombie to help you Identify them, get some Target Practice in with the Zombie Shootout, and if all else fails, Disguise yourself as one with the…

Batter Up… What does a Gun, a Baseball Bat (named Lucille), Barb Wire and a Bloody Undead Zombie have in common??? The Walking Dead, of course. Featuring 3 incredibly Fun Pins, Buttons, Lapel Decorations, that are Ideal for the…

Store Dem Brainssss… It’s the Most Perfect Lunch Bag for the Zombie Fan. A Zombie Insulated Lunch Bag that’s Large and Measures: 10.6″L x 4.7″W x 8.2″H. Made of High Density Water-Resistant and Dirt-Proof Fabric, Easy-To-Clean Interior Lining, Perfect…

Okay, this is cool. The day is coming where we’ll all have to wear face masks (sooner then later), so masks like this are ultra-awesome. It’s a walking dead face mask, that isn’t medical-grade, of course, but it is…

I’d Love to Wrap myself up with a Zombie and Get all Warm and Cozy inside. Doesn’t that Sound Delightful? Snuggling up… Sinking in… Feeling your Eyelids get Heavy… Ah. If only I had this Fleece Blanket now. A…

MUST HAVE TIGERRRRRR! It’s the Fabulous Shiva Action Figure… Oh Yeah, and Ezekiel too (“And Yet, I Smile”) It’s The Walking Dead and “All Out War” Glory. A 2 Pack Action Figure Set Featuring the Leader of The Kingdom,…