Redneck Zombie Jokes
LOL! Just hearing the name of this book makes me laugh… Redneck Zombie Jokes! Really? Okay… Here’s one of em: “What sugary, inexpensive treat do Redneck Zombie children look forward to eating at snack time?” “Jelly-Belly Buttons!” Nice… Perfectly Clean Jokes for Teens and Adults (over 100 of them), great for an Undead Party! 74 Pages… You won’t know what Hillbilly hit ya….
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Zombie Birthday Cake Card
NOM NOM NOM… It’s a Birthday Cake only a Zombie would Love… More Zombies! A Three-Layered Zombie Cake that’s Ideal for your Next Undead Birthday. Fun Loving, Colorful Zombies, with Eyes and Teeth and Candles, makes the Perfect Greeting…
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Red Zombie Crossing Tape
This is Perfect for your Next Haunted House… Or the Zombie Apocalypse! It’s 30′ of Red Tape that Appropriately reads “Zombie Crossing”. Lead the Innocent People into your Kill Zone with this Cool, Scary Decor… Made of All-Weather Poly…
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Zombie Photo Stick Props
LMAO! These are FUN! Photo Sticks you Hold up when you take a Picture that Changes EVERYTHING! Zombified Style! With Gory Eye-Balls, Bloody Teeth, Hands, Brainsss, Bones and More, these Cute and Colorful Images will add much Joy to…
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Zombie Dawg Grillz Dog Ball
“Ruffawrrrrr!” It’s the Funniest Dog Toy your Dog will ever Consume… Except for Zombies, of course. Because this Dog Ball is a Zombie Dog Toy featuring Zombie Teeth, er, Zombie “GRILLZ”, that turn your Doggie into a Snarling Zombie…
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Zombie Foot Shoe Covers
HA! Look like a Zombie Everyday with these Fun Bloody Shoe Covers that look just like Real Zombie’s Feet! Gnarly! These Covers slip on over your own Shoes and transforms your Attire into DIRE! It’s the Ten Second Disguise…
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Zombie Toe Necklace
Lovely. Some people carry Ears, some carry Teeth, now you can carry TOES! It’s a Zombie Toe Pendant that’s Green, Creepy, and Bloody too. Really, really nice. Handcrafted from Polymer Clay, Shaped like a Severed Undead Digit, this Toe…
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Custom Zombie Outbreak ID Badge
Sick! Want a Unique Gift for the Zombie Fan? How about an ID Card that is the Biggest Baddest Badge Ever: A Zombie Outbreak ID Card that’s Customized JUST FOR YOU! Using your Picture and your Information, it’s Printed…
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Double Trouble Zombie Baby
HA! This is Funny Shit! It’s a Double Trouble Baby Zombie Prop that’s Hilarious and Creepy! This Bloody Zombie Twin (with TWO HEADS) is the Perfect Gruesome Addition to your Zombie Undead Scene or Party. How can you NOT…
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