Redneck Zombie Jokes

LOL! Just hearing the name of this book makes me laugh… Redneck Zombie Jokes! Really? Okay… Here’s one of em: “What sugary, inexpensive treat do Redneck Zombie children look forward to eating at snack time?” “Jelly-Belly Buttons!” Nice… Perfectly Clean Jokes for Teens and Adults (over 100 of them), great for an Undead Party! 74 Pages… You won’t know what Hillbilly hit ya….

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  • Zombie Plant Pals

    Turn those Ferns into a Graveyard of Zombies with these Very Cool and Fun “Zombie Plant Pals”. Featuring Neon Yellow, Translucent Undead Hands, Rising up from the Dirt… A Little Dead Friend for your Plant… Made out of Laser…

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  • The Return Of The Living Dead

    Just when you Thought it was Safe to go back to the Cemetery, those Brain-Eating Zombies are back and Hungry for more Tasty Mortals. A Fiendish Mix of Outrageous Humor and Heart-Stopping Terror, The Return of the Living Dead…

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  • Zombie Luggage Tags

    Zombies in the Airport… The Most Beautiful Thing Ever… Boarding a Flight, Spreading around the Globe… But their Luggage, Sigh, Left Behind at Lost and Found. They should have used Luggage Tags! Undead Tags like these Fun Loving Colorful…

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  • Animated Talking Zombie Prop

    This Animated Halloween Prop includes a Frightfully Life-Like Standing, Talking Animatronic Zombie. Green Skin, Splattered with Blood, Moving Limbs and Sounds… YIKES! Better look out, because this Zombie will Frighten your Guests, Friends and Family at your Next Halloween…

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  • Zombie Hands Heart Board Shorts

    Well, this will get everyone to Stare at your Heart on… your Shorts! Yeah! It’s Board Shorts that Feature Green Zombie Hands, Forming a Heart over your Bloody Package. NICE! Quick Dry Men’s Shorts with 2 Pockets and No…

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  • All In One Zombie Makeup Kit

    This is the ultimate zombie makeup kit… An “ALL IN ONE” kit that includes a 4 color makeup tray, 3 blood caps, zombie blood, get blood, liquid latex (for rotting, peeling, scabbing, scarring skin effects), horror flesh, tooth wax,…

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  • Zombie Bunny Lollipops

    Four Undead Rabbits for you to LICK! HA! The Zombie Bunny Lollipops have come back to get the Living! They Taste like Delicious Cotton Candy, and look like Zombies Splattered with Blood! SWEET! They don’t Taste like Dead Things,…

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  • Don’t Open Poop Inside Onesie

    Okay, I literally laughed out loud when I saw this… Talk about Shocking! Truthful, but YIKES!!! Perfect for the Walking Dead Fans, this Adorable Onesie comes in 3 Different Colors; Black, Heather Gray, and Navy, and Delightfully reads: Don’t…

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