Redneck Zombie Jokes

July 4, 2016

LOL! Just hearing the name of this book makes me laugh… Redneck Zombie Jokes! Really? Okay… Here’s one of em: “What sugary, inexpensive treat do Redneck Zombie children look forward to eating at snack time?” “Jelly-Belly Buttons!” Nice… Perfectly Clean Jokes for Teens and Adults (over 100 of them), great for an Undead Party! 74 Pages… You won’t know what Hillbilly hit ya….

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