Redneck Zombie Jokes

LOL! Just hearing the name of this book makes me laugh… Redneck Zombie Jokes! Really? Okay… Here’s one of em: “What sugary, inexpensive treat do Redneck Zombie children look forward to eating at snack time?” “Jelly-Belly Buttons!” Nice… Perfectly Clean Jokes for Teens and Adults (over 100 of them), great for an Undead Party! 74 Pages… You won’t know what Hillbilly hit ya….

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  • Daryl & Rick Mug with Molded Zombie

    SCARRRRRY! You’re Drinking Coffee? During the Zombie Apocalypse? Guess being Chased by Men and Monsters isn’t enough to keep your Caffeine fix going… Either Way. Enjoy! And with this Great Coffee Mug, you can Sip away at your Leisure……

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  • Zombie Slide Glove

    These Freaky Cool Skateboard Slide Gloves are specifically Designed to be Functional and Practical! Perfect for Freeriding! Made with a Mix of Kevlar, Nylon and Suede for Light Weight, Durability and Breathability, these Fun Zombie Hands are Rotten, Blue,…

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  • Zombie Bow Tie

    You know, it takes a Special Person to be able to wear a Bow-Tie. Unless you’re in a Tux, of course. But with this Zombie Bow-Tie, everyone will be Loving the Dead. For it’s a Toxic Green Bow-Tie, Handmade…

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  • Zombie Entrails Plush Scarf

    Well this just Cracks me up… And with Cold Weather coming, it’ll keep me Toasty and Warm. Just like Hot Brains. It’s a Zombie Plush, that’s also a Scarf. You just pull the Brains out and Voila… Undead Entrails….

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  • Jesus H. Zombie

    Alex and Jamie Hit Jesus with a Car. Brought him Home. But Who will Zombie Jesus Eat? Can they Rescue the Town? “Christ!!!” What does the H stand for in Jesus H. Christ? Urban Dictionary says “Holy”, “Haploid”, “Hell”,…

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  • Zombie Hand Hair Clip

    Beautiful. There’s nothing I’d like better on my Head than a Zombie Hand… Reaching for my Brains (good luck). A Handmade item that’s Fun, Green, and a Zombie Headband! Lightweight, Sturdy, made out of Polyester Felt, Machine Embroidered with…

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  • Zombie Bookmark Valentine Cards

    Pop-Up with these Fun Valentine’s Cards… Featuring a Pack of Valentine’s, including 28 Cleverly Designed Cards with Envelopes (enough for Most School Valentine Exchanges), with 3 Styles of Kooky Zombie Bookmarks that Pop out of each Card! A Useful…

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  • Zombie Marionette

    OH MAN… This Puppet, err, Marionette, is KICK ASS COOL! If you’ve ever wanted to Walk your Own Undead, then you really need to get a Handle on this. It’s a Walking Dead Zombie, that’s a Fun Marionette… Strings,…

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