Abraham, from the Walking Dead, boy do I miss him. Him and his mouth. Such a Great Character, hated the way he went (overshadowed by Glenn)… Sucks. Sucks like Bitch Nuts. HA! And now, all TWD Fans can Chow…

This Mustache reminds me of Hulk Hogan… Not to be Confused with the “Fu Manchu Moustache” or “Handlebar Moustache”. This is the “Horseshoe Mustache”, and it comes with TEETH! Yeah Buddy! Gray Hair wrapping around some Gnarly, Distinguishing Teeth,…

Ain’t nothing better on your Arm than a Zombie… Or should I say ZOMBIES! For it’s an Arm Sleeve that Features Zombies, Brains, and Rainbows. What’s not to LOVE? A Fun Sleeve that keeps your Palm, Wrist and Arm…

LMAO! I really can’t stop Laughing! This is the MOST INSANE Purse I’ve ever seen… A Zombie Leg Purse that looks just like a Bloody Gnawed off Human Leg! TOO COOL! Carry it around with your Zombie Make-Up and…

NICEEEEE! It’s a Rolling Pin (you know, for rolling dough) that’s Engraved (actually Embossed) with ZOMBIES!!!! Fun Crazy Cool Zombies that will make the Cutest little Cookies, Cakes, Crust, whatever it is you’re rolling, with ZOMBIES all over them……

Cool Beans… Or I should say, Cool Seeds! These Seeds Grow into Plants that DIE! SWEEEEET! Zombie Plants that Close up when you Touch them… Also known as “Sensitive Plants”, but Kids won’t Care, because they’re Creepy and Fun…

That’s exactly what I’m going to do in the Zombie Apocalypse… When I get cornered in an alley with a Thousand Undead, and the Horde is closing in… I’m gonna pull out my Emergency Survival Keychain and throw it…

These Earrings are SO ME in the Morning! Without my Coffee, I’m nothing but a Walking Zombie! HA! These Novelty Dangling Drop Oval Charm Earrings are Metal Earrings that have a 3D Urethane Encased Design Featuring a Zombie Girl…