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Zombie Haiku Poetry For Your Brains
Oh Boy… It’s Zombie Haiku; Good Poetry For Your…Brains, and it’s written by an Undead Poet. Featuring Firsthand Experiences during the Zombie Plague, this Journal of Cute Poetry continues, even after the author is DEAD. So a Zombie Haiku,…
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Zombie Olympics T-Shirt
This Shirt makes me laugh. It’s a Zombie Olympics T-Shirt featuring all the different Zombie Sports: High Jump, Javelin, Hurdles… And the Zombies do what Zombies do best… Moan and Groan with their arms outstretched, searching for their next…
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Walking Dead Boxer Shorts
LOL… If you see me Running Down the Street in a Zombie Apocalypse, wearing nothing but my Boxer Shorts… PRAY FOR ME! Cause I’m BAIT! But at least I’ll look good! :) And with these Cool “The Walking Dead”…
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Zombie Virus Biohazard Ice Pack
Nice… When your Body turns Undead, and Starts to Freeze outside, I’ll use you as an Ice Pack… Gotta keep those Brains Chilling! Or, I’ll just Grab some of these Very Cool, Biohazard Zombie Virus Ice Packs. Creepy Green…
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Don’t Open – Dead Inside Earrings
Brain Dead? Well, these are the Earrings for YOU! Creepy Font Reading Don’t Open on one Earring, and Dead Inside on the other. Taken from the Cryptic Writing of The Walking Dead, these Round Dangle Earrings are Perfect for…
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Zombie Obama Mask
LMAO! It’s the Barack Obama Zombie, or affectionately called “Zombama” HA! What a Funny Parody Mask this is. I can only imagine wearing it at the next Gala… LOL This Mask, which looks like Obama got Bit and turned…
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Zombie Pinata
HA!… Having a Zombie Party? Need a Head that you can Bust open? Well, grab this Cute, Handmade Zombie Pinata, and let the destruction begin. Funny Zombie with Frizzy Hair and a Popped out Eyeball, make this Green Fella…
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Zombie Teddy Bear
LOL The Kiddies will LOVE this Present under the Christmas Tree… It’s a Zombie Teddy Bear! A Green Gnarly Teddy Bear, with Bloody Nose, Eyes, and Paws, Stitched with Gashes, Wounds and Intestines Dangling Free… It’s the Most Perfect…