Zombie Contact Lenses
AWESOME! KILLER! Freaky Zombie Eyes! WOW! Put these Zombie Contact Lenses in your Eyes and Frighten Everyone! One look at these ZOMBIE Blood Splattered Eyeballs and the entire Room will Clear out! Talk about Crazy Cool Stuff. These Contact Lenses are an Affordable Special Effect that will Change your Eye Color to a Skin Peeling, Flesh Eating Monster! SWEET!
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Here Zombie Mens Briefs
Ha… Target practice, on your JUNK? Yep… It’s Zombie Apocalypse Men’s Briefs that are White, Tight, and outta Sight. With Fun Zombie Silhouettes on the Buns of these Briefs, you’ll be sporting Undead and picking off Head Shots. With…
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TWD Rick Grimes Head Sculpture
Oh Gosh… It’s Rick Grimes. Decapitated. I hope this isn’t a Foreshadowing of things to come. It’s a Hand-Carved, Head Sculpture of none other than Rick Grimes from The Walking Dead. Beautifully Detailed, looks just like him… With his…
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Zombie’s Guide to Eating the Living
This Unauthorized Parody Prop Book is the Perfect Addition to your Zombie Costume and Decorations… A full 8.5×11 inches, it’s Highly Visible when you Carry it, DEVOUR it… Because this book is actually filled with Page after Page of…
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Zombie Horse Mask
The Horse Head is EVERYWHERE! It’s a Soft Latex Mask that is Worn for Humorous Effect. Tom Green wore one. YouTuber TomSka wore one. Nico Nico Douga wore them to Remain Anonymous. And then of course, you have the…
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Zombie Hands Pathway Markers
Look, you don’t want Zombies just Rambling around Searching for your Brains. NO! You need to Guide them, Show them the way… And no better way to do that, then with some Zombie Hand Path Markers. Outside Lights that…
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Zombie Girl Coloring Book
Not only Boys Love Zombies, Girls do too! So for all those Girly Undead Fans, Feast your Eyes on this. A Coloring Book for Gals. Fun, Classy, Festive, Full of Frilly Bloody Undead Zombies, Perfect for the Holidays. Artist…
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Zombie Hand Necklace
RAWRRRRR! It’s coming… Halloween. But actually, the zombie apocalypse might come first, with the way this year is heading. Brain hungry suckers that are looking for a vaccine. Green and glowing? Probably… Just like this great zombie hand necklace….
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Zombie Poop
LMAO… You can get a Stocking Full of Coal this Christmas, or if you’re a Walking Dead Fan, Z Nation Freak, or Undead Fool, then you’ll probably end up getting Zombie POO instead! A Bag full of Zombie Turds,…
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