So Now You’re a Zombie Handbook

March 2, 2015

HA! There is more to Undeath than Shambling around in Search of Brains to Eat… but not much more, according to this Detailed look at the New Zombie Lifestyle. Filled with Deadpan Tips on how to Succeed in the coming Zombie Apocalypse, it covers the Basics of Caring for Decomposing Flesh, Practical Suggestions for overcoming Obstacles, and Instructions for Attacking the Living! Bloody Good Fun!

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  • Zombie Luggage Tags

    Zombies in the Airport… The Most Beautiful Thing Ever… Boarding a Flight, Spreading around the Globe… But their Luggage, Sigh, Left Behind at Lost and Found. They should have used Luggage Tags! Undead Tags like these Fun Loving Colorful…

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  • Stink and the Midnight Zombie Walk

    Guts! Brains! Eyeballs! There’s only one Week before the New Book in the Nightmare on Zombie Street Series comes out. Of Corpse Stink will be first in line at the Blue Frog Bookstore to Buy his Copy and join…

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  • Brains Bacon Beer & Zombies

    Well, you can’t get any more American than Beer, Bacon, and Zombies… And this Bloody Tale is a Delight to Sink your Teeth into! Life has become little more than a Day to Day Fight in this Tongue and…

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  • Zombie Easter Eggs

    LMAO!!!! These are FUN! Ideal Easter Eggs for the Walking Dead Fan, for sure. Great White Eggs, with Zombie Silhouettes, Splatters of Bright Red Blood, and the Words: THEY ARE RISEN! Awesome! What more could you ask for? A…

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  • Zombie Marshmallow Straight Shooter

    HA! This is a Terrific Party Activity and a Perfect Gift for Kids and Adults. It’s a Zombie Marshmallow Straight Shooter that comes 4 to a Pack. Join the Festivities and Pass the Marshmallows, for it’s Time to Battle…

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  • Walking Dead Wine Bottle Holder

    Oh there’s nothing I’d rather do in the Zombie Apocalypse than get Drunk and Run, right? Can you imagine how Funny that would be? Well this year, you can with this Very Cool and Creepy Zombie Wine Bottle Holder….

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  • Zombie Air Gun Target Shoot

    Get your Pellet Air Guns Ready, the Zombie Apocalypse is upon us. Or at least, it’s coming. With the Zombie Deer Virus and all… So Prepare your Aim with this Ultra-Cool Zombie Target Shoot. It’s a Magnetic Knockdown Pellet…

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  • Zombie Hunter Vest

    Hunting Zombies? Going on a Zombie Run? Paintball? No matter your Sport, there’s a Jacket Vest that’s Ideal for YOU; the Zombie Killer! Now you can be the Baddest Rock Star of the Apocalypse with this Fabulous Green Camo,…

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