So Now You’re a Zombie Handbook

March 2, 2015

HA! There is more to Undeath than Shambling around in Search of Brains to Eat… but not much more, according to this Detailed look at the New Zombie Lifestyle. Filled with Deadpan Tips on how to Succeed in the coming Zombie Apocalypse, it covers the Basics of Caring for Decomposing Flesh, Practical Suggestions for overcoming Obstacles, and Instructions for Attacking the Living! Bloody Good Fun!

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  • Zombie Farkel

    What makes this Farkel Game a Zombie Game??? The Undead do. As they’re Chewing away at your Fingers and Toes; Better Roll Fast! It’s a Very Cool Set of Zombie Farkel Featuring a Zombie Carrying Case and Toxic Green…

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  • Zombie Child Prop

    This ain’t no normal Child Zombie Prop… It’s Penny Blake from The Walking Dead! You know, the Governor’s Daughter who he keeps Chained up in his Room and he feeds her Body Parts! YUM! And this Zombie Prop brings…

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  • Zombie Press On Nails

    Whoa! These are sick… Imagine raking your nails across your brains… LOVELY! They’re zombie press-on nails, that will transform your fingers, into the undead. Horrifying nails that looks just a zombie would; dark, ragged, bloody, rotting, decayed, and FUN!…

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  • Zombie Creator Kit

    Nice! It’s a Zombie Creator Kit that Kids and Adults will Love! This Kit comes Complete with 3 Different Zombie Molds, a Mixing Tray, Sculpting Stick, Protective Gloves and Safety Mask, a Paintbrush and a Paint Strip. Get Creative…

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  • Donald Trump Zombie Hunter Book

    Oh My God… LMAO! It’s Donald like you’ve never seen him before; slicing and dicing, screaming and yelling… wait??? What? It’s Donald Trump, ZOMBIE HUNTER, and it’s a Paperback Book that’s Ideal for any Trump Fan. The dead have…

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  • Face Mask Dust Bandana

    Noice! It’s a Freaky Face Mask Dust Protector that’s Zombified! Featuring a Toxic Green Bandana with a Gruesome Undead Face… Yellow Teeth, Dripping Goo, Stretchy, Lightweight, Breathable, 100% Polyester Microfiber, Fit’s most Adults… Plus, there’s 10 ways to Wear…

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  • Glow In The Dark Zombie Virus Necklace

    Totally Awesome!!!! It’s a Necklace that will really catch some Eyes… And Eye Balls! For it’s a Zombie Virus Pendant that GLOWS IN THE DARK! Beautiful… Featuring a Glass Bottle filled with Dyed Nunn Design Resin that Glows when…

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  • Zombie Sock Puppet

    Lamb Chop isn’t looking too Good! HA! This Sock Puppet is not your Normal Sock Puppet for Sure! It’s a Zombie Sock Puppet that’s Green, Hairy, and very, very Bloody! Your Two-Year Old will LOVE this! BAh ahahahahaha! This…

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