So Now You’re a Zombie Handbook

March 2, 2015

HA! There is more to Undeath than Shambling around in Search of Brains to Eat… but not much more, according to this Detailed look at the New Zombie Lifestyle. Filled with Deadpan Tips on how to Succeed in the coming Zombie Apocalypse, it covers the Basics of Caring for Decomposing Flesh, Practical Suggestions for overcoming Obstacles, and Instructions for Attacking the Living! Bloody Good Fun!

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  • Happy Birthday Zombie Greeting Card

    Beautiful, it’s Zombies! Hordes of them, climbing out of a Happy Birthday Card! SWEET! A Handmade Greeting Card, a Box that features a Locked Door with the text “Don’t Open, Dead Inside”. The Centre of the Card hosts Waves…

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  • If Daryl Dies We Riot Mug

    This MUG is So Bad Ass… It’s the Daryl Dixon Mug with the Handle in the Shape of a Crossbow that reads “If Daryl Dies We Riot!” And only TRUE Walking Dead Fans will know exactly what that means….

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  • Zombie Biter Bottle Opener

    NOM NOM NOM! It’s a Zombie. It’s Hungry. It wants a Bite of your Brew. For it’s a Fun Loving Zombie Bottle Opener, that will Liven up (Or Undead up) the Kitchen, Den, or Pantry. HA! Nail this Zombie…

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  • Zombie Finger Necklace

    Well, if you’re ever looking for Finger Food, here it is! A ZOMBIE FINGER that is! HA! This is a Fun Piece of Jewelry that’s a Pewter Cast Severed Bloody Zombie Finger… With a Green Painted Fingernail of course….

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  • The Talking Dead Inspired Sculpture

    Walking Dead Fans will LOVE this. A replica inspired prop from The Talking Dead (the Talk Show that comes on after TWD with Chris Hardwick). Featuring a Wooden Log with Baby Doll Arms sticking up from it… Creepy and…

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  • 3 Piece Zombie Table Centerpiece

    Set the Table with Lots of Brains, because a Horde of Zombies is coming… It’s the Ideal Centerpieces for your Next Halloween or Zombie Party. A 3-Piece Table Centerfold Featuring Black Silhouettes of Zombies, Tombstones, Dripping Blood and Severed…

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  • 100+ Zombie Jokes for Kids

    Are you looking for a Fun Book to keep the Kids Entertained? Well, this Book is Excellent for Early and Beginning Readers! For Laughing has been proven to have Positive Mental and Physical Effects on the Body! And hey……

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  • Zombie Scar Temporary Tattoos

    Beautiful… You’ve got a little Brain on your Cheek! YEAH! Look like a Zombie with these FUN Temporary Tattoo Stickers… Have a BALL at your Next Cosplay Event. For these Zombie Scars are Plentiful… And Bloody, and Gory. You…

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