So Now You’re a Zombie Handbook

March 2, 2015

HA! There is more to Undeath than Shambling around in Search of Brains to Eat… but not much more, according to this Detailed look at the New Zombie Lifestyle. Filled with Deadpan Tips on how to Succeed in the coming Zombie Apocalypse, it covers the Basics of Caring for Decomposing Flesh, Practical Suggestions for overcoming Obstacles, and Instructions for Attacking the Living! Bloody Good Fun!

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  • Zombie Stomper Platform Pumps

    Well, if I ever see a Zombie Running Down the Road wearing these Platform Stomper Pumps, I’m gonna Laugh my Butt off! Really! Because these High Heels are Hilarious! Featuring a Green Zombie Head, a Bloody Face, Big White…

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  • I Heart Brains Zombie Gloves

    Gotta keep those Rotting Fingers Warm… You could Sink them into a Nice Skull Cavity and Scoop out some Brains, or you could just slip on some I Heart Brains Gloves and stay Toasty all Winter! Cute Gloves, Black…

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  • Zombie Hell Night Puppet

    “Oh what a Cute Little Bab… EGADS!” This Little Monster will keep you up all Night, plus he’s one one Ugly Critter! Deliver your own kind of Frightful Fun when you Craft your Costume around this Lifelike Zombie Puppet….

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  • Zombie Baby Backpack

    I always thought the BEST thing to Stuff a Dead Baby with was Celery, Onion, Carrots, Sage, and Parsley, but apparently it’s Books, Phones, Pencils and Nasty Tennis Shoes. Because this Back Pack is a Zombie Baby Backpack that’s…

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  • Zombie Mood Light Lantern

    If you’ve never owned a light like this… BUY IT! BUY TWO! You’ll LOVE them! Mood Light Lanterns are so Freaking Cool and Beautiful. And this Handmade Lantern, is Beyond the Living and Dead… Literally. Hand Painted with Ghoulish…

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  • Crochet Green Zombie Ear-Warmer

    It may not be cold out, but this is too good to pass up. Zombie Ear-Warmers that are TOASTY GOOD FUN! A Green Undead Crochet Band that wraps around your Head and keeps your Ears and Brains WARM! Bright…

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  • Zombie Poop Candy

    LMAO! My Ass hurts just thinking about this… It’s a Bottle of ZOMBIE POOP that’s Gross Green, and Surprisingly, Quite Chewy! :) Kids are gonna LOVE this! Green Balls of Poo are actually Green Apple Flavored Chewy Candy, but…

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  • Zombie Christmas Greeting Cards

    I LOVE IT! And I’d love to get these in the mail instead of the “Normal” Boring Christmas Cards. These are Zombie Christmas Cards and will make any Zombie Fan Laugh! You get a Box of 12 Greeting Cards…

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