So Now You’re a Zombie Handbook

HA! There is more to Undeath than Shambling around in Search of Brains to Eat… but not much more, according to this Detailed look at the New Zombie Lifestyle. Filled with Deadpan Tips on how to Succeed in the coming Zombie Apocalypse, it covers the Basics of Caring for Decomposing Flesh, Practical Suggestions for overcoming Obstacles, and Instructions for Attacking the Living! Bloody Good Fun!

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  • Only Dead on the Inside Book

    There are plenty of Guides out there about how to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse. All of them assume Readers are Young, Fit, and Unencumbered by Children. In that Scenario, the only Living Humans left will be Smug, Outdoorsy Millennials….

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  • Ragdoll Zombie Pinata

    This is a Ragdoll that’s surely a HIT! Literally… Talk about a Rambling Roaming Undead at your Next Party… Made to Order, these Handcrafted Fun Pinatas are Unique, Green, and Charming. Choose from 3 Different Sizes: 2′, 2.5′, or…

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  • Feed The Zombies Coaster Set

    Need a Bloody Mary? Or Two! :) Let every Hour be Zombie Hour with this 4-Piece Zombie Coaster Set. These 4″ Coasters feature the Red Warning Sign Reading “Please Do Not Feed The Zombies”! It’s Fun, Festive, and it…

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  • Severed Torn Out Zombie Eye Ball

    EGADS! I’m not Hungry anymore… Unless it’s for BRAINSSSS! Because my Eyes ARE bigger than my Stomach… Especially when it’s Yanked outta my Head! Where’s an Eye-Patch when you need one? This Creepy, Realistic Looking, Severed, Torn Out Eyeball…

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  • Zombie Munch Trail Mix

    Eat like a zombie with a pile of brains, for this mix is ideal for the starving… It’s a zombie munch trail mix that’s perfect for the zombie apocalypse. A great survival resealable bag of Spicy Peanuts, Almonds Roasted…

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  • Morphsuit Scary Zombie Suit

    These things Freak me out… Morphsuits! Spandex that covers you from Head to Toe and Transforms you into THE LIVING DEAD! It’s a Zombie Morphsuit, 2nd Skin, that’s See-Through, Breath-Through, and Drink-Through. Making it Fun to Wear, and Fun…

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  • Walking Dead DIY Crossbow Kit

    This is a Do-It-Yourself Walking Dead Crossbow Kit with 46 Wooden Parts, Screws, String, Rubber Band, Zip Ties and Instruction Booklet. It’s all you need (except for a Small Screwdriver), plus it really WORKS! Coming with 8 Wooden Rockets…

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  • Zombie Head Wine Bottle Holder

    Oh Quit your Whining… It’s only a Bottle Through your Brains! :) Imagine this Creepy Sight on your Kitchen Counter or Bar… A Wine Bottle Holder that looks like a Scary Zombie Head. Ghastly, Bloody, and Plenty of Teeth…

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