So Now You’re a Zombie Handbook

HA! There is more to Undeath than Shambling around in Search of Brains to Eat… but not much more, according to this Detailed look at the New Zombie Lifestyle. Filled with Deadpan Tips on how to Succeed in the coming Zombie Apocalypse, it covers the Basics of Caring for Decomposing Flesh, Practical Suggestions for overcoming Obstacles, and Instructions for Attacking the Living! Bloody Good Fun!

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  • Walking Dead Face Mask

    Okay, this is cool. The day is coming where we’ll all have to wear face masks (sooner then later), so masks like this are ultra-awesome. It’s a walking dead face mask, that isn’t medical-grade, of course, but it is…

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  • Bloody Zombie Cupcake Toppers

    Crank out the Cupcakes, Bake that Cake… For the Zombies are coming, and they’re Hungry for a Treat. So Feast your Eyeballs on these Hilarious and Bloody Cupcake Toppers, and everyone will take a BITE!. Featuring 9 Scary Cupcake…

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  • Walking Dead Walker Rot

    YIKES! Talk about a Fright… Now you can become your own Walking Dead Walker… It’s an Appliance that Mimics a Realistic Rotting Zombie Bite Wound… Glue it to your Skin and Roam the Countryside… For it looks so Creepy,…

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  • Zombie at the Door T-Shirt

    Sick! This T-Shirt is Messed up… It’s a Realistic Image of a Freaking Ugly Zombie Busting through the Door. Talk about Frightening! Those Eyes, that Mouth, the Blood, the Missing Tooth… HA! I LOVE IT! Made of 100% Pre-shrunk…

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  • Zombie Million Dollar Bill

    This Novelty Million Dollar Bill has Images of Zombies, Brains, Blood, Guns, and Shovels… SWEET! The Bill says “Zombie Apocalypse” and it serves to Recognize the Undead, and it Urges you to Take Precautions! In other words, Blow your…

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  • Zombie Eye Patch

    Oh Such Fun. “You’ll Shoot your Eye Out!” Just think of all the Walking Dead Jokes you could tell with this Eye Patch. Such a Quick and Easy Costume, just Strap-on and GO! It’s a Morbid Bloody Dangling Eye…

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  • Zombie Strippers Blu-ray

    “What do you call a 350-pound Stripper?” “Broke!” “What’s the Difference between a Magician and a Stripper?” “One has a Cunning Stunt…” You know, if there’s Strippers in the Zombie Apocalypse, I probably wouldn’t mind getting Chewed to Pieces….

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  • Mighty Max Grips the Hand Playset Toy

    Looking for a Vintage Zombie Toy that’s Creepy, Green and UNDEAD? Well this Mighty Max Playset Toy (by Bluebird Toys 1994 ), Grips the Hand is a Doom Zone with a Graveyard Theme. Featuring Original Figures Mighty Max and…

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