So Now You’re a Zombie Handbook
HA! There is more to Undeath than Shambling around in Search of Brains to Eat… but not much more, according to this Detailed look at the New Zombie Lifestyle. Filled with Deadpan Tips on how to Succeed in the coming Zombie Apocalypse, it covers the Basics of Caring for Decomposing Flesh, Practical Suggestions for overcoming Obstacles, and Instructions for Attacking the Living! Bloody Good Fun!
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Walking Dead 2019 Trivia Calendar
Didn’t get the Calendar you wanted for Christmas? No Worries… The Walkers are here. For it’s The AMC Walking Dead Daily Trivia Challenge 2019 Boxed Daily Calendar, and boy is it HOT! Featuring Tons of Trivia, Full Color images,…
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Zombie Dead Eye Necklace
Talk about Third Eye Blind… Sheesh. It’s a Zombie Dead Eye Pendant that’ll Freak everyone out. Featuring a Gory, Gruesome, Realistic Zombie Eyeball that’s Sealed in a Crazy Creepy Eye-Bulging Pendant. YIKES. Handmade out of Genuine Leather and a…
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Zombie Adjustable Dog Collar
Dogs love Dead Things too! Especially when it comes to Fun Zombies and Saving Mankind… So this Zombie Dog Collar, is just what your Zombie Hunting Pooch needs. Lightweight and Sturdy, this Fabric Collar Reads “ZOMBIE”, and comes in…
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Decaying Zombie Mask with Hair
This seriously looks like Uncle Ray… Just saying. It’s about the Ugliest Face you’ll see any Morning. Especially if it’s Chomping on your Leg. A Hideous Zombie Mask, Decaying and Gray, with Gruesome Bloody Details, Dark Eyes, Rotting Nose,…
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The Walking Dead Cookbook
LOL As seen on The Talking Dead, it’s The Walking Dead Cookbook. The Official Cookbook and Survival Guide to all things Walking Dead. Featuring Carol Peletier’s Cookies, Hershel’s Spaghetti Recipe, Carl’s Pudding and more. A Great Gift for any…
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Left 4 Dead Boomer Action Figure
SICK!! So Gnarly… I Love it! It’s Boomer, the Creepiest, Grossest Action Figure from “Left 4 Dead” (Xbox 360 Games). Standing a full 7″ high, this Crazy, Frightening Zombie will Liven up your Room, for sure. Fully Articulated, this…
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Zombie Neck Tube
Just the sound of a “Zombie Neck Tube” is turning me on… A Warm Place for your Meat on a Cold Day in the Zombie Apocalypse. It’s a Piece of Microfiber Polyester that keeps your Neck Warm. Keep Cozy…
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3 Piece Zombie Table Centerpiece
Set the Table with Lots of Brains, because a Horde of Zombies is coming… It’s the Ideal Centerpieces for your Next Halloween or Zombie Party. A 3-Piece Table Centerfold Featuring Black Silhouettes of Zombies, Tombstones, Dripping Blood and Severed…
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