So Now You’re a Zombie Handbook
HA! There is more to Undeath than Shambling around in Search of Brains to Eat… but not much more, according to this Detailed look at the New Zombie Lifestyle. Filled with Deadpan Tips on how to Succeed in the coming Zombie Apocalypse, it covers the Basics of Caring for Decomposing Flesh, Practical Suggestions for overcoming Obstacles, and Instructions for Attacking the Living! Bloody Good Fun!
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Melting Zombie Putty
Use your Imagination to Shape and Mold this Purple Zombie Character (you can get the Green Zombie Here). Be Creative and Bring it to Life with the included Eyes, Arms, Ears, Mouth, Feet, and Innards! Then Watch as it…
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Xshot Zombie Dual Dart and Disc Blaster
“PEW PEW PEW!” That’s Me, Killing Zombies… It ain’t just for Kids! :) Featuring a Fun Zombie Blaster that Shoots Both Darts and Discs up to 55 Feet… Wow, that’s Far! You can take out an Entire Horde (of…
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Zombie Feet Earrings
Nice! I’ve always wanted some Zombie Feet Dangling from my Ears! I like to Sniff the Toe Jam and Nibble on those Crusty Nails… Yeah… And now you can have Fun with these Green, Dead Feet as well… For…
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Walking Dead Sword Stand
Okay Walking Dead Fans… Have Sword? This can help… For we all know you have one of those Katana Swords like Michonne has… And if not, WHYYYYYY? Because this Sword Stand is the Ultimate Prop Holder for all your…
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Zombie Slam Board Game
Zombie Slam is a Competitive Game for 2-6 Players in which you are trying to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse by being Faster than the other Survivors! But Don’t Worry – if you Fail, you can always Try to Win…
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Zombie Pizza Apron
It makes sense… Not all Zombies Eat Brains, right? Some will be Vegan. Some will Crave Burgers, Fries, Bacon and PIZZA! It’s True! So grab this Fun, Colorful and Cool Zombie Apron… It’s Detailed to look like a Slice…
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Obama Zombie Capitalism T-Shirt
LMAO! This T-Shirt is too FUNNY! It Features the Zombie Face of Obama and the words “Zombie Capitalism” underneath. Talk about Scary! This T-Shirt is Comfortable, Casual and Loose-Fitting. It’s a Heavyweight Shirt that will Quickly become one of…
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Zombie Thing Crawling Hand
What a Nice Update… Thing, you know, the Hand from The Addams Family, well, now it’s a Crawling Hand, ZOMBIE STYLE! Featuring a Green Rubber (Skin-Like) Zombie Hand, Cut, Bloody, Sewn Up, Crawling across the Floor, looking for your…
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