So Now You’re a Zombie Handbook
HA! There is more to Undeath than Shambling around in Search of Brains to Eat… but not much more, according to this Detailed look at the New Zombie Lifestyle. Filled with Deadpan Tips on how to Succeed in the coming Zombie Apocalypse, it covers the Basics of Caring for Decomposing Flesh, Practical Suggestions for overcoming Obstacles, and Instructions for Attacking the Living! Bloody Good Fun!
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I Ate Zombies Card Game
This “I Ate Zombies Card Game” is Based on the Popular “I Have” Card Game. The Winner is the First Person to Run out of Cards, Racing to Drop Zombie, Werewolf, Vampire and other Horror Creature Cards into the…
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Dead Inside Doormat
Step inside, walk this way, we’re all Zombies, hey hey! HA! This is the Halloween Door mat that your Home needs… A Mat ZOMBIE STYLE! Made out of Hand Woven Coir (Coconut Fibers), this mat is Painted with Weather…
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Green and Red Zombie Eyes
FREAKY! It’s zombie eyes, and boy do they look awesome. Handmade glass eyes, with green and red coloring, and solid black pupils. SICK! Wonderful glass eyes that come in all sorts of mm sizes; 6mm-40mm. You can buy these…
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Zombie Easter Bunny Plush
Oh yeah… Imagine getting this in your Easter basket… HA! It’s an undead bunny, a zombie rabbit, that’s gnarly, fun, and bloody all at the same time. What’s hopping? What’s popping? It’s a thump thump with a severed leg…
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Walking Dead Police Tactical Riot Mask
SICK! Talk about a Mask that would Terrify and Intimidate… It’s a Custom Police Tactical Riot Mask that’s Dark and Deadly… Custom Designed with The Walking Dead and Red Silhouettes from the Hit AMC Show, it’s a Thick and…
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Zombies Campfire Winter Scarf
…and then he said “BOOM HEADSHOT!” Nice. Real Nice. It’s a Zombie Winter Scarf like no others; White, Filled with Zombies tellings Stories around a Campfire, and FUN! With Hilarious Graphics, this Undead Neck Warmer will be the Ideal…
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Tire Swing Zombie Boy
LOL! Zombies ALWAYS have FUN! And look at this little Zombie Boy, Swinging from a Tire strung up by a Rope… Makes you want to join in and Push! Decorate your Garden or Yard with this Tire Swing Zombie…
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Zombie Severed Hand Earrings
Oh Red is such the Color for Christmas. Right? But this Red, is a Fright indeed (although still Appropriate for Christmas for all you Undead Heads)… Featuring Severed Zombie Hands, with Red Flowing Bloody Beads. How Darling and Quaint….
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