Zombie Poop
LMAO… You can get a Stocking Full of Coal this Christmas, or if you’re a Walking Dead Fan, Z Nation Freak, or Undead Fool, then you’ll probably end up getting Zombie POO instead! A Bag full of Zombie Turds, (Actually just Candy Bones in Vintage Cotton Sack), but it will surely make the people Screech and Laugh as they Run from the Zombie Horde. Not to mention, Poop their Pants. Right?
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Smell My Zombie Feet Doormat Rug
Beautiful Toe Nails! You know the saying, Trick or Treat, Smell my Feet, Give me something Good to Eat… (That’s actually only part of the Original Song, the rest is even Sillier – Google it!) Now that Smelly Feet…
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Zombie Shot Glasses
GULP GULP GULP… That’s you, Chugging down some Brew, for the Zombie Apocalypse has begun. Okay, that’s YOU everyday, but hey, when you’re Brain Dead and the Walkers are coming, who can tell the difference? It’s a Set of…
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The Walking Dead Memory Locket
SWEET! It’s a Keychain or a Locket, for this Floating Charm Holder is Walking Dead Indeed! Featuring Charms from The Walking Dead Universe; Rick’s Hat, Rick Grime’s Pistol, Daryl’s Bow, Daryl’s Vest Wings, Glass Charm of Rick, Glass Zombie…
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Zombie Training Manual
When a Zombie is taken Prisoner by the Army, why Destroy it? The Army has a Special Program to Train the Undead. This Manual is the Department of Defense’s Principle Source of Information on Care, Conditioning, Training, and Operations…
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Here Zombie Mens Briefs
Ha… Target practice, on your JUNK? Yep… It’s Zombie Apocalypse Men’s Briefs that are White, Tight, and outta Sight. With Fun Zombie Silhouettes on the Buns of these Briefs, you’ll be sporting Undead and picking off Head Shots. With…
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Zombie Coffin Box
Beautiful… Til Death do we Part… And even then; NAH! Because This Cadaver doesn’t Rest in Pieces… It’s a Zombie, and it’s a Coffin Trinket Box. Store your Rings, Coins, Brains in this Fun Zombie Loving Box. Shaped like…
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Zombie Reusable Hand Warmers
Buy a Few of these for your Brains, because Zombies LOVE Warm Brains. They’re a Pair of Very Cool 3.5″ Hand Warmers that will keep the BITE away from your Fingers. Fun Warmers, a Set of TWO, that Feature…
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Puppy Zombie Autumn Sweatshirt
The Cold is a coming… Like Dead Cold Zombies! Have some Fun this Autumn and Adorn your Dog with a Rotting Corpse. It’s a Zombie Sweatshirt, Jacket, Pull-Over Vest, that will keep your Puppy Safe and Sound. Made of…
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