Zombie Poop
LMAO… You can get a Stocking Full of Coal this Christmas, or if you’re a Walking Dead Fan, Z Nation Freak, or Undead Fool, then you’ll probably end up getting Zombie POO instead! A Bag full of Zombie Turds, (Actually just Candy Bones in Vintage Cotton Sack), but it will surely make the people Screech and Laugh as they Run from the Zombie Horde. Not to mention, Poop their Pants. Right?
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The Walking Dead Yahtzee Game
Not to be confused with their previous Walking Dead Yahtzee Game, comes a Brand New Game that will Blow your Brains away… Perfect for the Holidays, it’s The Walking Dead Yahtzee Game allowing you to Roll different Dice Combinations…
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Dong of the Dead
Oh Man, I Laughed at this one. It’s a Zombie Dong… HA HA HA! A Sculpture that looks like a Zombie, and something Phallic as well. It’s just not right. But oh so Funny! With Bloody Hands, Exposed Ribs,…
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Zombie Unicorn Sculpture
Nice… Talk about a Beauty… This Unicorn Sculpture is Colorful indeed. A Unicorn Zombie that’s Gnarly Green, with a Blue Mane, and Covered in Blood! Egads! An Undead Unicorn, Affectionately called Zombiecorn, created into a 5″ Sculpture made of…
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Mighty Max Grips the Hand Playset Toy
Looking for a Vintage Zombie Toy that’s Creepy, Green and UNDEAD? Well this Mighty Max Playset Toy (by Bluebird Toys 1994 ), Grips the Hand is a Doom Zone with a Graveyard Theme. Featuring Original Figures Mighty Max and…
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Zombie Finger Necklace
Well, if you’re ever looking for Finger Food, here it is! A ZOMBIE FINGER that is! HA! This is a Fun Piece of Jewelry that’s a Pewter Cast Severed Bloody Zombie Finger… With a Green Painted Fingernail of course….
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Zombie Eye Kit
This Crazy Zombie’s Eyes Kit comes with the Zombie Eye (some Kits come Without the Eye, just the Blackout Mesh), and it’s Freaking COOL! Kit Includes Dangling Eye Prosthetic with Blackout Mesh, Three Color Cream Makeup Tray (Red, White,…
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Redneck Zombie Jokes
LOL! Just hearing the name of this book makes me laugh… Redneck Zombie Jokes! Really? Okay… Here’s one of em: “What sugary, inexpensive treat do Redneck Zombie children look forward to eating at snack time?” “Jelly-Belly Buttons!” Nice… Perfectly…
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Zombie Claus Statue
HA HA HO! It’s Design Toscano’s Zombie Claus Holiday Statue Featuring Saint Nick looking a Little Dead, a Little Green, and Quite Hungry! Made out of Quality Resin, this Christmas Statue stands 7.5″ Wide x 7.5″ Deep x 13″…
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