Zombie’s Guide to Eating the Living
This Unauthorized Parody Prop Book is the Perfect Addition to your Zombie Costume and Decorations… A full 8.5×11 inches, it’s Highly Visible when you Carry it, DEVOUR it… Because this book is actually filled with Page after Page of Valuable Zombie Advice. Like: Ragha ragghh brrrrr. Grrrrrrr. Eeeeee ha, ha. Grrrrah, raaaahrg, grah. Grraaaah. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Great Advice. Don’t be caught Undead without it!
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Zombie Coin Purse
Be Careful reaching for that Coin, you’ll Lose a Finger or Two. For it’s a Scary, Green Zombie just Waiting for Brains… (Or Credit Cards, Jewelry, Dollar Bills…) It’s a Fun Coin Purse that’s Perfect for any Zombie Fan….
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The Walking Dead Valentines Card
Oh Boy… Really. Who Said Romance Is Dead? Everyone… And with this Unique and Bloody Valentine’s Card, you can have your Brains and Eat them too. A Fun, Handmade Greeting Card that’s Ideal for Valentine’s Day. Featuring a Gnarly…
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Zombie Football Player T-Shirt
“55, 55, You should have RUN faster!” Dang… Because this Football Player just got Chewed up by the Zombie Horde. But hey, no Fumble, right? Fun Colorful Football T-Shirt that’s Perfect for Halloween, or any Spooky Time. Because it’s…
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Daryl’s Crossbow Pendant
Oh Stunning! Such a Beautifully Detailed Pendant that any Walking Dead Fan will LOVE! It’s Daryl Dixon’s Crossbow in all it’s Lovely Majesty. Hand Carved in Sterling Silver, this Replica is Iconic, Bold, Masculine and DEADLY! Hanging from a…
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TWD Rick Grimes ID Card
Oh No… Rick Grimes Dropped his ID Card when he got Eaten by a Zombie… Sigh! How the Hell are they going to Kill off Rick Grimes? He should just wander off alone so we’ll never truly know… Fade…
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Zombie Mood Light Lantern
If you’ve never owned a light like this… BUY IT! BUY TWO! You’ll LOVE them! Mood Light Lanterns are so Freaking Cool and Beautiful. And this Handmade Lantern, is Beyond the Living and Dead… Literally. Hand Painted with Ghoulish…
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Zombie Jerky
This will give the Zombies exactly what they Crave… JERKS! err… Jerky! :) It says “ZOMBIE”, but it’s Really Green Beef Jerky in a BIO Hazard Bag “Every Little Bit of Natural Instinct Tells you to NOT EAT THE…
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Zombie Hand Lantern
Walk through the Pitch Black Night with a Light that will Show you the Zombies. They’re coming… You better RUN! It’s a Handheld Lantern that’s Everything Zombie! Featuring a Trick-Or-Treat, or Halloween Decoration that will Brighten up any Undead’s…
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