Zombie’s Guide to Eating the Living
This Unauthorized Parody Prop Book is the Perfect Addition to your Zombie Costume and Decorations… A full 8.5×11 inches, it’s Highly Visible when you Carry it, DEVOUR it… Because this book is actually filled with Page after Page of Valuable Zombie Advice. Like: Ragha ragghh brrrrr. Grrrrrrr. Eeeeee ha, ha. Grrrrah, raaaahrg, grah. Grraaaah. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Great Advice. Don’t be caught Undead without it!
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Zombie Turkey Rubber Stamp
LOL Aren’t all Turkey’s Zombies? Dead to the World? Nothing but Dinner, Stuffing, Legs and Thighs? I think so… But now, EVERYTHING can be Zombie Turkeys, for this Fun Rubber Stamp is Dead Turkey Heaven. Handmade Graphics featuring a…
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Blood Stains Tights
What a Great Easy Costume for Halloweeeeeen…. Bloody Legs! Horror Leggings, Tights, that give the look of Slashed Legs Bleeding. Be a Zombie Victim, or be a Zombie, for these Tights are Bloody Good Fun. Select your Primary Skin…
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The Dead Will Rise Table Lamp
Don’t turn on the light… For when you do, you’ll come face to face with the Undead… Especially when you have this Beautifully made Zombie Table Lamp. A Fun Crazy Zombie Lamp with Glowing Eyes, Horrible Teeth and Splatters…
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Zombie Shot Glasses
GULP GULP GULP… That’s you, Chugging down some Brew, for the Zombie Apocalypse has begun. Okay, that’s YOU everyday, but hey, when you’re Brain Dead and the Walkers are coming, who can tell the difference? It’s a Set of…
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I Heart Brains Zombie Gloves
Gotta keep those Rotting Fingers Warm… You could Sink them into a Nice Skull Cavity and Scoop out some Brains, or you could just slip on some I Heart Brains Gloves and stay Toasty all Winter! Cute Gloves, Black…
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Walking Dead Survival Gift Basket
Looking for a Nice Gift Basket to give some Undead Fan? Well this Walking Dead Survival Basket, is just what the Doctor ordered. Full of Fun Survival Goodies like: A 7 Strand Paracord Bracelet with Fire Starter, Fire Scraper…
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Xshot Zombie Dual Dart and Disc Blaster
“PEW PEW PEW!” That’s Me, Killing Zombies… It ain’t just for Kids! :) Featuring a Fun Zombie Blaster that Shoots Both Darts and Discs up to 55 Feet… Wow, that’s Far! You can take out an Entire Horde (of…
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Double Creepy Zombie Mask
Well that’s just Lovely… Double Lovely. It’s a Zombie Mask that’s Double the Gore, and the Slices, and the Blood, and the Eyeballs… YIKES! Featuring a Zombie Mask, that’s a Deformed Double Mutant, and it’s Frightening indeed. 100% Natural…
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