Zombie’s Guide to Eating the Living
This Unauthorized Parody Prop Book is the Perfect Addition to your Zombie Costume and Decorations… A full 8.5×11 inches, it’s Highly Visible when you Carry it, DEVOUR it… Because this book is actually filled with Page after Page of Valuable Zombie Advice. Like: Ragha ragghh brrrrr. Grrrrrrr. Eeeeee ha, ha. Grrrrah, raaaahrg, grah. Grraaaah. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Great Advice. Don’t be caught Undead without it!
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Zombie Dish Towel
Nothing like doing the Dishes with the Dead… “Oh come here, let me Wipe that Blood off your Face…” It’s a Dish Towel that’s Zombie Style. 11.8″ × 27.5″, this Dish Towel is Machine Washable, made from Premium Quality…
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Zombie Hunter Baby Pacifier
HA HA! Way to Go Baby! This is the Perfect Gift for the Lil Zombie Hunter in Training… It’s a Baby Pacifier that’s White with Black Lettering, reading “Zombie Hunter”, adorned with Big Red Splotches of BLOOD! Cool! Made…
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Sour Patch Zombie Kids
Sour Patch Kids are a Soft Candy with a Coating of Invert Sugar and Sour Sugar (a combination of Citric Acid, Tartaric Acid and Sugar), their Slogan, “Sour. Sweet. Gone.”, refers to the Sour-to-Sweet Taste of their Candy… And…
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Unicorns and Zombies Card Game
Enjoy game night with this new Unicorns and Zombies Card Game. With endless twists and turns, each card has different rules on it. The game is unpredictable which makes it interesting for everyone, even the undead. Which team are…
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Zombie Survival Kit Gift Set
AWESOMEEEEE! This is a Gift Set, Perfect for the Zombie Lover. A Fun, Clever Set that any Walking Dead, Z Nation, or iZombie Fan would Adore… Especially in the Apocalypse. For this kit features: California Zinfandel Red Wine &…
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Zombie Bi-Fold Wallet
Sweet! Blood Money! Scare the Cashier when you pull out this Crazy, Creepy, Bi-Fold Wallet. Featuring Full Color Zombies, with Filmy White Eyes, these Undead Walkers will Secure your Bills and Credit Cards with Vengeance (Especially the “Dead Sexy”…
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Zombie Crochet Beanie Hat
Warm up those brains with a fun zombie hat! Crochet beanie made for fun with hair, bulging eyes, teeth and a nose. Great gift for any zombie lovers. Hat is handmade, and can be ordered for kids or adults…
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The Dead Will Rise Table Lamp
Don’t turn on the light… For when you do, you’ll come face to face with the Undead… Especially when you have this Beautifully made Zombie Table Lamp. A Fun Crazy Zombie Lamp with Glowing Eyes, Horrible Teeth and Splatters…
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