Zombie Boy Limb Eater
NOM NOM NOM… It’s your Little Zombie Boy… an Undead Prop that will leave everyone Limbless. For this Bad Boy is Hungry and Feasting on a Bloody Severed Leg. YUMMMMM! Plus, it’s Animated! The Head Moves, the Mouth Eats, the Soulless Eyes Light up, and it Emits Disturbing and Frightening Sounds. YEE-HAW! Full of Gory Details, this Prop Weights 11.55 Pounds, and Measures 33″ x 18.3″ x 13.6″. Only Human Flesh can Satisfy this Growing Boy… Pop in 4 AA Batteries (Not Included), and let the HORROR begin!
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Zombie Solar Powered Lamp
This is COOL! It’s a Solar Powered Garden Light Lamp that’s a Zombie Rising from the Dead! SWEET! After Years Spent in the Cold Dark Ground, this Emerging Gruesome Garden Guest Casts an Eerie Light over his Shadowy Surroundings…
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Zombie Rotten Kiss Lip Balm
Mmmmm, give me a kiss! I’ve only got EYES for you! HA! It’s Lip Balm like you’ve never seen before… Coat your Rotten lips with this: Zombie Rotten KISS Balm. It’s ideal for your Infected Little Face. Get Mouth…
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Christmas Zombie Elf on a Shelf
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO! It’s Elf on a Shelf, that Naughty No-Good Elf, being worse than ever, for this Elf is DEAD. Undead. A Zombie Elf that’s Hilarious, Mean, and Looking for Brains. It’s Zombie Elf, with Yellow-Blood-Shot Eyes, covered with Blood,…
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Redneck Zombie Jokes
LOL! Just hearing the name of this book makes me laugh… Redneck Zombie Jokes! Really? Okay… Here’s one of em: “What sugary, inexpensive treat do Redneck Zombie children look forward to eating at snack time?” “Jelly-Belly Buttons!” Nice… Perfectly…
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Zombie Thanksgiving Book
LOL, it’s Thanksgiving and all Cassie wants to do is sit in her Dorm Room Eating Cheesy Poofs and Binge Watch a Horror Marathon, when Rex, a member of the Zombie Corps, shows up, she finally has a Friend…
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Zombie Hot Dog Costume
LMAO! I just want to Buy this Costume and Roam around the Ballpark… How FUN is that? Hot Dog… Get your “RAWRRRRR!” That’s not Ketchup… A Great Funny Zombie Hot Dog Costume that’s Hilarious and Gory. With a Gaping…
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Zombie Snack T-Shirt
LMAO! Ain’t this True? HA! It’s a T-Shirt that Reads “ZOMBIE SNACK” in Big Bold Letters… It’s made out of 100% Cotton, has a Tagless Label for Comfort (God those Tags KILL me), has Double-Needle Hemmed Sleeves and Bottom,…
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Marge Simpsons Zombie Plush
“RAwrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” It’s Marge. Mrs. Simpsons stuffed. She’s now a fun zombie plush toy. Right from the comics, the cartoons, Halloween and the Tree House of Horrors, it’s the mother of all mayhem; Marge. There’s something sinister afoot in Springfield…
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