Zombie Desert Medium Roasted Coffee
Zombie Desert? Is that Scorching HOT Beans? Dry? Rotting? Toxic??? Anyway you look at it, it’s a Blended Roast with Exceptional Taste. Combining Elements of Walnut and Nutmeg, this Coffee feels Buttery and Creamy. Medium Roast, Bestseller, Grown in Haiti (Grown, Processed, and Managed by Local Workers). It’s just the Coffee one needs when you feel like a Zombie (Mombie) in the Morning. Wake up the Dead and Drink up… This Coffee is LIVELY!
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Music For Zombies
This Mystery De-Composer is known for his Unknown Decompositions: Zombie Sonata, Flowers Of Evil, Hypnotique, Spirit Symphony, Carnival Of Souls, Tombs Egyptian, Zombie Suite – 1st Movement, 2nd Movement, 3rd Movement… It’s a Monster Bash with some Undead Friends….
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Rising Dead Zombie Hearse Sculpture
LMAO! You know, when the Zombie Virus Hits, and you’re Dead in a Coffin, you may as well enjoy it. Grab ahold of the Wheel Walker and Head out in a Blaze of Blood. YES! For this Vehicle is…
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Zombie Haiku Poetry For Your Brains
Oh Boy… It’s Zombie Haiku; Good Poetry For Your…Brains, and it’s written by an Undead Poet. Featuring Firsthand Experiences during the Zombie Plague, this Journal of Cute Poetry continues, even after the author is DEAD. So a Zombie Haiku,…
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The Dead Blu-Ray
After Crashing off the Coast, Lt. Brian Murphy Battles for Survival across the Vast Terrains of Africa in Search for his Beloved Family. Joined by Local Military Man Daniel Dembele, who is Searching for his Son, they Join Forces,…
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Pat The Zombie Book
LOL! This is Pat the Zombie: A Cruel (Adult) Spoof, and it’s a Macabre Mash-Up of the Children’s Classic “Pat the Bunny” and the Present-Day Zombie Phenomenon, with the Tactile Features of the Original Book Revoltingly Re-Imagined for an…
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Leather Zombie Gun Holster
Creepy, Crawly, Sick and Bloody… Can’t get much better than that. Especially with this Hand Painted Custom Gun Holster… WOW! It’s a Zombie Delight, and the Ideal thing to hold your Gun when you’re running from the Undead. Made…
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Cheech & Chong Zombie Board Shorts
HA! Grab some attention at the beach with these ultra-hip and undead board shorts. It’s Cheech & Chong, zombie style, with bright toxic green and purple print. Featuring Cheech on one leg, Chong on the other. And a big…
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Rick Grimes Sheriff Tank Top
Nice… It’s a Rick Grimes Sheriff Costume… Whittled down into a Colorful, Comfortable, Tank Top for Men! SWEET! That way you can Run from the Walking Dead Horde, and still stay Nice and Cool at the same time! Featuring…
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