Frosted Green Zombie Tobacco Pipe
SUCK IT UP… Through the Zombie Pipe. For it’s a Tobacco Pipe that’ll have you Roaming around like the Undead, no doubt. A Frosted Green Tobacco Pipe covered with Zombies. How Fun! Fill it with whatever you desire, for these Zombies won’t care in the least (they have no Brain Cells). 5 inches long, it’s the Perfect Length for a Zombie Fan Christmas Stocking. Just Sayin’. Get yours TODAY!
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Tim Burton’s Zombie Duck Pendant
I love this pendant. Quack… It’s a zombie duck, straight from Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas, and it makes for one heck of a necklace. Cast in two-toned precious metals and enameled, it’s a sight for sore eyes……
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Zombie Wallet And Chain
“Rawrrr… Give me all your MONEY!!!!” Talk about a Cool Gift for the Zombie Lover. A Wallet, Black Faux Leather, in Zombie Blood… Or is that Human Blood? Reading “Killswitch Engage” it’s Officially Licensed Material, has a Clear ID…
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Eugene I Like to Watch T-Shirt
LMAO! Well that’s Creepy… It’s Awkward Eugene from The Walking Dead in the Famous Library Scene where he’s Watching Abraham and Rosita Get It On… And he gets Caught and says “I Like To Watch”…. EWWWWWWW! Too Funny! And…
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Zombie Box Turkey Call
It’s Thanksgiving… So if you’re a Turkey short… You’ll probably need a Dead Turkey Call Box… A Squawker that Sounds like a Turkey, and makes the Turkeys come. Kind of like when the Dinner Bell Rings and Aunt Martha…
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Don of the Living Dead
I Read this Book and I LOVED IT! “Don of the Living Dead” is about Don Carver who is not your typical Hero in a Zombie Outbreak! It Features Cynical Humor and Terrifying Flesh Eaters, and I really did…
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#Sharkweek Zombie Shark Building Block Set
It’s #Sharkweek 2018, and the Discovery Channel has 22 NEW Shark Shows that will make your Teeth Hurt! Whether you’re a Great White Fan, Love Tiger Sharks, or Dream about the Elusive Megalodon, it’s Sharks, and everyone Adores them……
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Zombie Stress Toy
“There’s no place like home, there’s no place like home…” That’s me, in the Zombie Apocalypse Squeezing the Hell out of this Stress Toy. A Fun Toy meant for Relieving Stress and Anxiety; all you do is Squeeze it….
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The Battery Blu-Ray
If you like Zombie Movies, you’ll LOVE The Battery. A Low-Budget Movie that’s Fun and Different. It follows two totally different guys, a Pitcher and a Catcher (Hence, the name The Battery) on a Trek across a Zombie Infested…
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