Frosted Green Zombie Tobacco Pipe
SUCK IT UP… Through the Zombie Pipe. For it’s a Tobacco Pipe that’ll have you Roaming around like the Undead, no doubt. A Frosted Green Tobacco Pipe covered with Zombies. How Fun! Fill it with whatever you desire, for these Zombies won’t care in the least (they have no Brain Cells). 5 inches long, it’s the Perfect Length for a Zombie Fan Christmas Stocking. Just Sayin’. Get yours TODAY!
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The Walking Dead 2019 Wall Calendar
Well Crap. 2019 is Coming and all my Friends are Dead: Rick, Maggie… Well, actually Not Dead Yet! Kind of like The Walking Dead Series. Eh? Slugging alone, Killing off everyone that’s good and leaving us with Eugene (can…
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Zombie I Love You Hands
Awwww… This brings a tear to my eye. It’s a Severed Zombie Hand giving me the “I Love You” symbol. How Sweet! But I think it only Loves me for my Brains… Just sayin. Made out of Cold Cast…
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Latex Zombie Vein Prosthetics
S I C K !!!! It’s something Every Zombie Needs: VEINS! Veins that make your Blood Boil Green… Toxic Veins that Bulge from your Dead Arm and Make you look Utterly Infected. So Dire. So Cool. Featuring 3 Latex…
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Zombie Head Neck Warmer
One of the coolest things about this neck warmer, gaiter, is the fact that it alternates as a headband, as well. It’s a great looking zombie neck warmer mask, that covers your nose and mouth, and not only keeps…
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Zombie Preparedness Apocalypse Kit
I may need this when the Zombie Horde comes for me… Or if Negan shows up at my door! It’s The Walking Dead Zombie Preparedness Apocalypse Kit, and it contains some Incredible Goods: First, it’s a Custom Wide Mouth…
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Zombie-Gut Chili Dinner
What can be as Creepy and Gruesome as it is Tasty? Your Dinner! Deadly. Gross. And FUN! Learn how to Create a Variety of Dinner Entrees that are both Repulsive and Good to Eat. Cook up some Maggot Burgers,…
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Obama Zombie Capitalism T-Shirt
LMAO! This T-Shirt is too FUNNY! It Features the Zombie Face of Obama and the words “Zombie Capitalism” underneath. Talk about Scary! This T-Shirt is Comfortable, Casual and Loose-Fitting. It’s a Heavyweight Shirt that will Quickly become one of…
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Zombie Golf Club Head Covers
Swing into the Season with these Gnarly Golf Club Covers… Zombies that are Colorful, Fun, and Ready to Devour the Green. Winning Edge Designed 3 Zombie Gold Headcovers (Sold Separately) that are a Fright Sight indeed. 460cc Golf Driver…
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