Frosted Green Zombie Tobacco Pipe
SUCK IT UP… Through the Zombie Pipe. For it’s a Tobacco Pipe that’ll have you Roaming around like the Undead, no doubt. A Frosted Green Tobacco Pipe covered with Zombies. How Fun! Fill it with whatever you desire, for these Zombies won’t care in the least (they have no Brain Cells). 5 inches long, it’s the Perfect Length for a Zombie Fan Christmas Stocking. Just Sayin’. Get yours TODAY!
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Infected Adult Mask
HOLY CRAP-O-LY! I don’t think I’ve ever seen a terrifying zombie mask! This bad boy is SICK! An infected undead mask that’s frightening, bloody, veiny… Full of long gross teeth, solid black eyes, and splattered with brain juice. Not…
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Zombies Hate Stuff Book
Zombies Hate Clowns! They also Hate Hippies, not to mention Zip Lines, Penguins, Moon Penguins, Nudists, Weddings, Sharing, and Kittens. They really Hate Unicorns, strangely don’t mind Canadians, and love YOU! :) With over 56 Watercolor Illustrations featuring things…
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I Ate Zombies Card Game
This “I Ate Zombies Card Game” is Based on the Popular “I Have” Card Game. The Winner is the First Person to Run out of Cards, Racing to Drop Zombie, Werewolf, Vampire and other Horror Creature Cards into the…
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Zombie Love Lip Balm
Oh Yeah… Great Gift! Give those Crispy Lips some Moisture… You can’t be all Dead and Bloody, right? And with this Fun Tube of Lip Balm, your Lips will be ready for some Zombie Loving. For it’s Zombie Love…
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Zombie Candy Gummy Brains
Yum Yum in my Tum… It’s Gummy Brains, Perfect for the Undead (and Kids, of course). Fun, Tender, Multi-Colored Brain Shaped Gummy Party Favors, with Realistic Grooves that are Cherry Goo Jelly Filled (wait, that’s not Bloody Brains?). Containing…
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Zombie Gift Wrap Roll
Wrap all your Christmas Presents up with this Roll of Gift Wrap Paper… All those Juicy Brains, a Bag of Zombies, Games, Props, Costumes… Gift Wrap that can Tie all of the Undead Theme together… Whether it be Walking…
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Rotten Gums Zombie Mask
Oh man, do I have something stuck in my tooth? I HATE that… And everyone else will HATE this Mask. A Freaky Zombie Mask that’s totally Scary, Frightening, and CREEPY! With a Ripped off Chin, exposing big, bold, white…
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Brains T-Shirt
Ha… What else is there to say when it comes to Zombies and the Zombie Apocalypse, right? BRAINS! is about all you’ll Hear as the Undead stagger down the street. And with this Bloody Zombie Brains T-Shirt, you’ll fit…
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