Zombies Valentines Cards and Tattoos
Lick it, Stick it, Love those Zombies. It’s the Most Bloody Fun you’ll have this Valentine’s Day. Give them to all your Undead Friends. 24 Zombie Valentine’s Cards, with the Greatest Scary Sayings: I Chews You, I only have EYES for you, You have my Heart, I Love your Guts, My Love for you will Never Die… Along with 24 Colorful Zombie Themed Tattoos; Zombies, Hands, Brains, and so much more. Have an Undead, and make their Heart Beat!
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Severed Zombie Finger Pin
With zombies, they’re always giving you the finger, the eyeballs, the guts, the brains… What a mess! Luckily, this finger, attaches to your lapel and you can keep track of it everywhere you go. It’s a fun blue zombie…
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Werewolf Zombie Wall Sculpture
This Zombie Werewolf is Creepy COOL! Emerging from the Grave, this Edgy Shape Shifter opens his Powerful Jaw in a Silent, Sharp Toothed Hiss that Forewarns anyone who Dares come near! Cast in Resin and Hand-Painted with an almost…
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Zombie Yin Yang Ear Plugs
Everyone has Opposing Forces that Mess with their Heads and Change their Lives… Like getting Bit by a Zombie! And these Zombie Yin Yang Ear Plugs are just the thing you need when you’re Rambling about, Half Asleep, and…
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Zombie Rib Rack T-Shirt
Lovely… Spare Ribs Sound Pretty Good right now… Maybe I’ll have a Rack. A Bloody Rack, for this T-Shirt, is all about the Blood. Blood and Bones with an Exposed Rib Cage Rack that’s Horrific, Fun, and a Quick…
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Only Dead on the Inside Book
There are plenty of Guides out there about how to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse. All of them assume Readers are Young, Fit, and Unencumbered by Children. In that Scenario, the only Living Humans left will be Smug, Outdoorsy Millennials….
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Kill Zombies Coffee Mug
Oh if only this was our To Do List… 1) Wake Up 2) Shoot Zombies. HA! Love it! Such a Fun Simple White Coffee Mug that is IDEAL for any Walking Dead, Z Nation, or iZombie Fan. A High…
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Walking Dead Rick Grimes Resin Statue
Sick! When Life hands you Zombies – SHOOT EM! And with this Walking Dead Resin Statue, it’s Zombie Walker Heaven. Featuring Rick Grimes from The Walking Dead, amid a Horde of Undead, Strangling, Fighting, Shooting, Kicking, Stomping the Life…
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Zombie Butcher Shop Apron
“NEXT!!!” This Apron is Ideal for the Undead and the Dying… It’s a Zombie Apron that’s right out of the Creepy Ass Butcher Shop! Yikes! Fun Apron, full of Blood, Guts and Body Organs, ready to throw on and…
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