Zombie Hunting License Permit Decal
You know, if you have the right Hunting Permit, you can shoot anything. Right? And with this Zombie Hunting Permit, the Undead is in your Scope. For the Virus is coming soon, and the Walking Dead will Roam the Land. Better be ready. Better have a Weapon. And a Permit… Like this Nifty Red Decal that’s Ideal for your Truck, Car, Snowmobile… A USA Zombie Hunting License Plate Decal… Buckle up, Hang on Tight, there’s a Speed Bump A-HEAD!
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Zombie Apocalypse Rubber Stamp
LOL! If I had a Zombie Stamp, I’d be Stamping everything… Books, Papers, Foreheads… Because, hey, it’s a Zombie! And actually, Amazon sells many different Zombie Rubber Stamps Here. They’re all Fun, you could make your own Horde! Stamp…
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Zombie Moustache With Teeth
This Mustache reminds me of Hulk Hogan… Not to be Confused with the “Fu Manchu Moustache” or “Handlebar Moustache”. This is the “Horseshoe Mustache”, and it comes with TEETH! Yeah Buddy! Gray Hair wrapping around some Gnarly, Distinguishing Teeth,…
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Pat The Zombie Book
LOL! This is Pat the Zombie: A Cruel (Adult) Spoof, and it’s a Macabre Mash-Up of the Children’s Classic “Pat the Bunny” and the Present-Day Zombie Phenomenon, with the Tactile Features of the Original Book Revoltingly Re-Imagined for an…
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Christmas Zombie Elf on a Shelf
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO! It’s Elf on a Shelf, that Naughty No-Good Elf, being worse than ever, for this Elf is DEAD. Undead. A Zombie Elf that’s Hilarious, Mean, and Looking for Brains. It’s Zombie Elf, with Yellow-Blood-Shot Eyes, covered with Blood,…
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Zombie Stress Toy
“There’s no place like home, there’s no place like home…” That’s me, in the Zombie Apocalypse Squeezing the Hell out of this Stress Toy. A Fun Toy meant for Relieving Stress and Anxiety; all you do is Squeeze it….
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Zombie Women Wig
I love this wig… Until it mixes with your blood and brains. It’s a women’s zombie wig, that’s creepy, gray, long, and scraggly. Made of polyester, this wig is a fright. The features include: Silver, Great Look, Great Gift…..
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Joy Riders Zombie Window Cling
LMAO! This Cracks me up… Taking the Zombie to the Grocery Store. HA! Taking him to the Laundromat, the Ice Cream Shop, the Candy Store… How about the Slaughterhouse? Poor Fool… Bloody, some Drool… A Vehicle Window Cling Decal…
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Walking Dead Trivial Pursuit Game
Test your Zombie Apocalypse Knowledge with this The Walking Dead Trivial Pursuit Game! A Bite-Sized Edition that Features 600 Questions that cover Characters and Events up to Season 7 of the Hit AMC Show. Even the Most Ardent Fans…
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