Zombie Repellent Breath Spray
Let’s Face it. Your Breath is already Bad enough to Wake the Dead… But just in case that happens (and we all know the Zombie Apocalypse will happen), then you better be prepared; Arm yourself with Zombie Repellent Breath Spray (so know one will know you’ve been eating Brains). A Cool Minty Taste that will Repel the Undead and Fortify your Breath. Smell that? It’s YOU! So get the Cure TODAY!
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Zombie Pee
LMAO! Zombie Pee? A Urine Sample from the Undead? HA! And it’s GREEN??? WOW! I’ll take TWO! And once you get a TASTE of this, you’ll probably want MORE as well. One thing I will say, is that Zombies…
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Zombie Bowling Ball
Oh Yeahhhhhhhhhhh! It’s TIME to Bowl some Zombies… COOL! It’s a Bowling Ball with the Face of a Gruesome Bloody Zombie Head Rolling down the Alley! Will it be a Strike? Or a Spare EYE! HA! Coming in 10…
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Zombie Finger Puppets
Lovely… What kid wouldn’t want to play with a Zombie? Huh? Let alone FIVE of them… HA! Cute Little Monster Finger Puppets, made out of Rubberized Plastic, featuring Scary Faces, Zombies and BLOOD… Ideal for Tiny Fingers, and Perfect…
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Dead Man Walking Face Mask
Look, if you’ve got to wear a face mask, you should at least wear one in style. ZOMBIE STYLE! These great looking printed face masks not only are frightfully fun, but actually work as well. They’ll keep the walkers…
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Gingerbread Zombie Hoodie
Ha, what other Man do you Cook in the Oven and Tastes so Delicious??? It must be the Gingerbread Man! Or in this Funny Hoodie: THE WALKING BREAD! Funny Take on the Walking Dead Featuring a Rather Zombish Gingerbread…
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Merry Zombie Christmas Gift Tags
LOL What a Great Idea for the Zombie Fan… Zombie Gift Tags! Featuring Zombies in Greens and Reds, these Silhouettes will look Perfect on that Zombie Gift. 16 Gift Tags that Come With Ribbon will make Everyone Scream “All…
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Zombie Apocalypse Wall Decal
AWE-SOMEEEEE! This Wall Decal is Creep Factor to the Zombie Degree… A Huge Decal that can be Stuck to either a Wall or Window, Featuring the Zombie Apocalypse. Looking like an Open Window, amid the Toxic City Ruins, is…
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Takis Zombie Tortilla Chips
Zombies Eat Brains, and Apparently, Tortilla Chips. For these Tasty Treats are Ideal for all those Brain Dipping Goodies… Mini Takis, Habanero and Cucumber Flavored, are Lovely Little Mini Tortilla Rolled Chips. Delicious and Guaranteed Fresh, you’ll want to…
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