Zombie Repellent Breath Spray
Let’s Face it. Your Breath is already Bad enough to Wake the Dead… But just in case that happens (and we all know the Zombie Apocalypse will happen), then you better be prepared; Arm yourself with Zombie Repellent Breath Spray (so know one will know you’ve been eating Brains). A Cool Minty Taste that will Repel the Undead and Fortify your Breath. Smell that? It’s YOU! So get the Cure TODAY!
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Zombie Platform Pumps
Synthetic, Vegan, and Bloody… Nothing better to Slip your Dead Tired Feet in than a Pink Pair of Pumps, with Gory Zombies, Eyeballs, Guts, Brains, and Teeth. Perfect for a Night out on the Town, or Sneaking around the…
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Baby Zombie Bib
Ah, just what every Baby needs… BLOOD! Especially when you’re a ZOMBIE BABY! “Rawrrrrrr!” And every Baby (Voracious Little Eaters) could be a Zombie with this FUN and Colorful Zombie Bib! Slap this on, tie it around his Neck,…
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Zombie Hands Bordello T-Shirt
Nice Rack… I love how the Green draws your eyes right to it… For this Women’s T-Shirt is a Zombie Shirt unlike any other million Zombie Shirts… This is Zombie Hands cupping the Watermelons in a Hilarious Bordello Pose!…
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Inflatable Zombie Crossing Sign
Blow it up… Arms, Legs, Heads… And this Very Cool Inflatable Sign! It’s a Zombie Crossing Sign, Bright Yellow, reading “Zombie Crossing”, adorned with Bloody Handprints. Standing 5.9 Feet Tall, it’s the Perfect Prop for your next Halloween or…
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Zombie Device Stand
HA! This is a 4.5″ Tall, Universal Digital Device Stand that’s ZOMBI-FIED! It’s a Blue Hilarious Comical Zombie that is Bendable and will Hold all your Electronic Devices like iPhones, Music Players, BlackBerry, Droid, Nokia, Galaxy, and more. You…
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Zombie Strippers Blu-ray
“What do you call a 350-pound Stripper?” “Broke!” “What’s the Difference between a Magician and a Stripper?” “One has a Cunning Stunt…” You know, if there’s Strippers in the Zombie Apocalypse, I probably wouldn’t mind getting Chewed to Pieces….
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Zombie Chocolate Bunny and Victim
It’s Easter… The Zombie Bunnies will not STOP! Not until they’ve eaten all their Kin. Chocolate Family and Friends. Fun Stuff. MUNCH! Just like this Pair of Chocolate Bunny Rabbits. A Great Duo that Features Chocolate Bunnies, Bloody, Zombified,…
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Zombie Remains Finger Ear Key Chains
YIKES! There’s a Zombie in your Pocket… Bloody Zombie Parts, Remains, an Ear, a Finger… How Lovely. Fun Zombie Bits and Pieces that are actually Cute Key Chains. Keep your Keys handy (in case of a Zombie Apocalypse) with…
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