Zombie Repellent Breath Spray
Let’s Face it. Your Breath is already Bad enough to Wake the Dead… But just in case that happens (and we all know the Zombie Apocalypse will happen), then you better be prepared; Arm yourself with Zombie Repellent Breath Spray (so know one will know you’ve been eating Brains). A Cool Minty Taste that will Repel the Undead and Fortify your Breath. Smell that? It’s YOU! So get the Cure TODAY!
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Kill Zombie or be Eaten Beanie
It’s Red for a Reason… to Hide the Blood! Especially in a Zombie Apocalypse. You’ll Reach for this Cap everytime the Wind gets Blustery and Roars! It’s a Slouchy Beanie Style Hat that comes in a Variety of Great…
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Zombie Jerky
This will give the Zombies exactly what they Crave… JERKS! err… Jerky! :) It says “ZOMBIE”, but it’s Really Green Beef Jerky in a BIO Hazard Bag “Every Little Bit of Natural Instinct Tells you to NOT EAT THE…
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Custom Zombie Docking Station
Beautiful. Just what you always wanted to say to a Zombie “Here, Hold my Belongings!” HA! A Zombie Docking Station, Handmade out of Wood, this Station holds all types of Phones: Iphone 7, Iphone 6, Iphone 5, Iphone 8……
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Zombie Gnome Car Ornament
HA! I’d LOVE to have this Zombie Gnome Head hanging from my Rear View Mirror! What a RIOT! It’s a Car Ornament unlike any you’ve ever seen before. A Decapitated Bloody Gnome Head Dangling from a Rope. AWESOME! Look…
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Hello Kitty Zombie Decal
“Helly Kitty”, that’s exactly what the Tire said before it Flattened your Furry Little Speedbump… HA! Poor Kitty! It’s a Good thing that Hello Kitty is a Zombie, because nothing Kills a Cat, except Kindness! A Green Kitty with…
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Zombie Baby Decor
LOL This Baby is UGLLLLY! But then again, I’ve seen worse in the Mall. :) This Zombie Baby is 16 Inches Tall, made out of Latex, and looks like a Sitting Baby with Possessed Eyes, Fang Looking Teeth and…
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Zombie Bib Apron
Halloween is coming… Slip your Zombie Apron on and Cook up some FUN! Great Munchies like: Zombie Brain Jello Shots, Shrunken Heads, White Chocolate Bones, Zombified Cheese Face, Brain Dip, Infection Juice, Finger Food, Bloated Worms… You know, Yum…
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Zombie Cat T-Shirt
MeowRrrrrrrrAWWWW! My Zombie Cat ate your Cat! Cat Lady is gonna FREAK when she sees this Shirt. It’s a Zombie Cat T-Shirt that’s Funny, Horrific, and Very Realistic. Gnarly Cat with the Rib Cage Exposed, Breaking through a Pet…
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