Happy Birthday Zombie Greeting Card

May 4, 2017

Beautiful, it’s Zombies! Hordes of them, climbing out of a Happy Birthday Card! SWEET! A Handmade Greeting Card, a Box that features a Locked Door with the text “Don’t Open, Dead Inside”. The Centre of the Card hosts Waves of Bloody, Undead Zombie Arms reaching out. Embellished with Silhouettes, Zombies, and a Shooter, there’s just enough room for Inscriptions, Pictures, Signatures, or a Gift Card. EPIC!

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