Zombie in Love Book
Mortimer is looking for LOVE. He’s looking Everywhere! He’s Worked out at the Gym (His Arm keeps Falling off). He’s tried Ballroom Dancing Lessons (The Ladies find him a bit Stiff). He’s even been on Stalemate.com. When all Hope has DIED, could the Girl of his Dreams be one Horrifying Shriek away? HA! This is a Zombie Romance Picture Book is one that will make YOU Fall in LOVE too! :)
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Walking Dead Boxer Shorts
LOL… If you see me Running Down the Street in a Zombie Apocalypse, wearing nothing but my Boxer Shorts… PRAY FOR ME! Cause I’m BAIT! But at least I’ll look good! :) And with these Cool “The Walking Dead”…
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Zombie Tobacco Pipe
I’d Hit That! It’s a Zombie Tobacco Pipe that’s Gruesome and Gory, and it holds your Favorite Brew. A Handmade, Hand Painted Pipe made out of a Real Coconut Bowl. 5″ – 6″ in Height, this Undead Pipe is…
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Michonne Figure
Awesome! Stand and FIGHT the Walkers with this Bad Ass Figurine… It’s a Highly Detailed, Officially-Licensed AMC’s The Walking Dead Figure of Michonne (Actress Danai Gurira), with her Katana, Sheath, and Interchangeable Arms. Plant this Expert Sword-Wielder on your…
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Zombie Summoner
Raise the Dead with this Staff. It’s a Handmade Wooden Pole with an Evil Skull. And what it does is Beyond this World: It Summons Zombies. A Zombie Summoner that’s so Cool, so Badass, you’ll have to Buy it…
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Glowing Zombie Brain Specimen Ring
Take FRED with you… Even if he’s dead. For this is a ring unlike anything you’ve ever seen… It’s a zombie brain specimen ring, featuring one undead brain, sealed in a toxic green glowing resin that makes one stunning…
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Zombie Party Kit
Just think of how many Zombies you could invite over with this Cool Kit! Better Stock some Extra Brains, because Zombies are FUN! Right? This Party Supply Kit features Zombie Printed Partyware, Bloody, of course, consisting of 8 Cake…
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Zombie Hanging Air Freshener
LMAO! It’s a Dead Zombie Car Air Freshener that hangs from your Rear View Mirror! “What’s that Smell?” HA! It’s Rotten Flesh… Actually, it has a Fruity Scent, but it still looks Cool as Hell. Measuring 6.5″ High, it…
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Zombie Hand Oven Mitt
Ever feel like you’re Cooking for a Mindless Horde that will Consume everything in its Path? Resist the Temptation to Serve Brains and Address your Zombie Obsession with the help of this Zombie Oven Mitt. It will get you…
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