Zombie in Love Book
Mortimer is looking for LOVE. He’s looking Everywhere! He’s Worked out at the Gym (His Arm keeps Falling off). He’s tried Ballroom Dancing Lessons (The Ladies find him a bit Stiff). He’s even been on Stalemate.com. When all Hope has DIED, could the Girl of his Dreams be one Horrifying Shriek away? HA! This is a Zombie Romance Picture Book is one that will make YOU Fall in LOVE too! :)
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Zombie Hood With Zipper Mouth
Well this Solves the Whole Zombie Apocalypse! Right? A Leather Zombie Hood that you Slide over the Zombie’s Head… Keeps them from Biting and Chewing on you. How Awesome and Clever! And CREEPY! A Black Leather Hood with Eye…
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Zombie Banana Costume
Zombies are HOT! Bananas are Good! So why not be a Zombie Banana? eh? This Costume is Sure to be a Big Hit at your Next Party or Event! Just think of the Comments you’ll get among the George…
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Zombie Snack T-Shirt
LMAO! Ain’t this True? HA! It’s a T-Shirt that Reads “ZOMBIE SNACK” in Big Bold Letters… It’s made out of 100% Cotton, has a Tagless Label for Comfort (God those Tags KILL me), has Double-Needle Hemmed Sleeves and Bottom,…
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Daryl Dixon Navajo Poncho
KICK ASS! This Poncho is an Exact Replica of Daryl Dixon’s Iconic Poncho, this Navajo Southwestern Design Poncho is a MUST-HAVE for Fans of Daryl Dixon and The Walking Dead. The Fabric is Purchased from the same place that…
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Walking Dead Crossbow Double Ring
Niceeeee! It’s a Bad Ass Ring that Every Walking Dead Fan will want. For it’s a Crossbow Ring (Thanks Daryl Dixon), that’s Gold Tone, Fierce, and takes up TWO Fingers at a time. A Double Ring that fills your…
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Zombie Cat Book
LOL Get ready for some Laughs, because this Zombie Cat will make you ROAR! Delightfully called: Zombie Cat: The Tale of a Decomposing Kitty, it’s about Tiddles, a Cat who gets Savagely Attacked by a Nasty-Looking Radioactive Mouse, and…
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Zombie Feet Bookmark
Awwww, they’re so Adorable. Little Green Toes, Torn Pants, Bloody Stitches… Such Delightful Feet, Dead, Sticking straight up from your Horror Book… Because these Feet are ZOMBIE FEET! A Handmade Bookmark, created out of Polymer Clay, Plastic and Acrylic…
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Zombie Incense Holder
What’s that Smell? Rotting Stinking Flesh? “Nope, Sorry it’s Jasmine!” HA! It may Smell Good, but it don’t Look Good! It’s a Zombie Incense Holder that’s a Bloody Zombie who’s been Impaled by the Incense. And that Horrible Bug-Eyed…
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