Zombie Finger Puppets
Lovely… What kid wouldn’t want to play with a Zombie? Huh? Let alone FIVE of them… HA! Cute Little Monster Finger Puppets, made out of Rubberized Plastic, featuring Scary Faces, Zombies and BLOOD… Ideal for Tiny Fingers, and Perfect for Cake Toppings or Cupcakes! Fun Stuff! Eerie and Frightening, it’s the Best Halloween Decoration for your Little Treats and Tots! BOO!
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Got Zombies? Vinyl Decals
HA! My Zombie Dad ate your Dad… And Mom, and Brother… It’s the Zombie Lovers Vinyl Decals that are Perfect for your Get-away Vehicle. Let People know that you stop for NO Zombie… So get outta the way! These…
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Melting Zombie Head Creepy Candle
I tell ya, there’s nothing Better than Burning Zombies. And with this Crazy, Creepy Candle, you can Burn all Night. It’s a Frightening Candle, Molded like a Bloody Green Zombie, Mounted on a Pile of Guts. MMM Good! This…
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Died For You: A Zombie Love Story
A Love Story with Blood, Brains, and Bite!!! Before the Apocalypse, Jude was a Rising Indie Singer/Songwriter, and his Biggest Fan just happens to be a Zombie. He’s Plunged into a World where both the Hungry Dead and the…
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Zombie Bi-Fold Wallet
Sweet! Blood Money! Scare the Cashier when you pull out this Crazy, Creepy, Bi-Fold Wallet. Featuring Full Color Zombies, with Filmy White Eyes, these Undead Walkers will Secure your Bills and Credit Cards with Vengeance (Especially the “Dead Sexy”…
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Zombie Moustache With Teeth
This Mustache reminds me of Hulk Hogan… Not to be Confused with the “Fu Manchu Moustache” or “Handlebar Moustache”. This is the “Horseshoe Mustache”, and it comes with TEETH! Yeah Buddy! Gray Hair wrapping around some Gnarly, Distinguishing Teeth,…
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Dong of the Dead
Oh Man, I Laughed at this one. It’s a Zombie Dong… HA HA HA! A Sculpture that looks like a Zombie, and something Phallic as well. It’s just not right. But oh so Funny! With Bloody Hands, Exposed Ribs,…
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Zombie Stress Toy
“There’s no place like home, there’s no place like home…” That’s me, in the Zombie Apocalypse Squeezing the Hell out of this Stress Toy. A Fun Toy meant for Relieving Stress and Anxiety; all you do is Squeeze it….
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Half A Zombie
LOL… Poor Ned. Ned is a nerdy guy who turns into half a zombie quite hilariously. PEEPS! And then what happens at the hardware store after that… Sheer madness! And FUN! For this short zombie story is full of…
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