Half A Zombie
LOL… Poor Ned. Ned is a nerdy guy who turns into half a zombie quite hilariously. PEEPS! And then what happens at the hardware store after that… Sheer madness! And FUN! For this short zombie story is full of blood, gore, and much needed satire. It’ll make you think twice about microwaving a PEEP… So chow down on this Kindle book. It’s a scream! :) (Found inside Scary Stories)
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Chia Zombie Head
Oh My… Doesn’t this take the Cake? It’s a Chia Pet that’s a ZOMBIE HEAD! And boy is it UGLY! HA! Ghoulishly Fun, it makes for one Amusing Gift, or more than likely, one Gag Gift! Perfect for any…
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Zombie Brain Necklace
Oh the Sweet Smell of Brains… Zombie Brains. Dangling from your Neck like some Morbid Scene from The Walking Dead. Fresh, Ripe, and Handmade from Polymer Clay, 2″ long, these Oozing Brains are Toxic Green, Blackened with Dry Rot,…
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Walking Dead Carl Valentines Day Card
“Corl! Stay in the House” “Where’s Carl?” “Corllllll!” Always walking off… But hey, it is The Walking Dead. So let Carl be Carl… You SEE? An Ideal Greeting Card for Valentine’s, it’s Carl, with the Bloody Missing Eyeball, reading…
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Zombie Charm Bead
Zombie Girls are gonna LOVE this! It’s a Zombie Charm Bead that fits Most European Charm Bracelets (like Pandora, Chamilia, Biagi, and Troll). It’s a Cute Zombie Head made out of Base Metal and Colorful Green Enamel… with Gnashing…
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Unicorns and Zombies Card Game
Enjoy game night with this new Unicorns and Zombies Card Game. With endless twists and turns, each card has different rules on it. The game is unpredictable which makes it interesting for everyone, even the undead. Which team are…
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Zombie Plant Growing Kit
Cool Beans… Or I should say, Cool Seeds! These Seeds Grow into Plants that DIE! SWEEEEET! Zombie Plants that Close up when you Touch them… Also known as “Sensitive Plants”, but Kids won’t Care, because they’re Creepy and Fun…
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Beware of Zombies Warning Tape
Beware of zombies… Everywhere! It’s warning tape that will make your next undead party… Lively! Fun tape that reads: BEWARE OF ZOMBIES. Plastic tape, 20 feet long (about the size of your small intestine)… That’s ideal for walkers, talkers,…
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Zombie Teddy Bear
LOL The Kiddies will LOVE this Present under the Christmas Tree… It’s a Zombie Teddy Bear! A Green Gnarly Teddy Bear, with Bloody Nose, Eyes, and Paws, Stitched with Gashes, Wounds and Intestines Dangling Free… It’s the Most Perfect…
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