Half A Zombie
LOL… Poor Ned. Ned is a nerdy guy who turns into half a zombie quite hilariously. PEEPS! And then what happens at the hardware store after that… Sheer madness! And FUN! For this short zombie story is full of blood, gore, and much needed satire. It’ll make you think twice about microwaving a PEEP… So chow down on this Kindle book. It’s a scream! :) (Found inside Scary Stories)
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Walking Dead Zombie Shower Curtain
Holy Crap, that’s a Frightful Shower Curtain… If you wanna Scare someone really bad, hang this up in your Bathroom and wait for the Screams! For it’s a Polyester Fabric Shower Curtain full of Walking Dead Zombies… Horrifying Hands,…
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Zombie Gift Wrap Roll
Wrap all your Christmas Presents up with this Roll of Gift Wrap Paper… All those Juicy Brains, a Bag of Zombies, Games, Props, Costumes… Gift Wrap that can Tie all of the Undead Theme together… Whether it be Walking…
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Zombie Apocalypse Yarn Bowl
“DARN IT!” Another Zombie… Better grab my Knitting Needle! HA! And they may truly come in handy when the Apocalypse hits. Good thing you make Afghans and Silly Hats… You’ll need them! And you’ll NEED this Bowl too. Cute,…
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Rusty Zombie Hand
This hand is KILLER… It’s a Zombie Hand, Cut out of Solid Steel, and it’s Rusty as Hell… A sheer thing of Beauty! Stick this Decoration in your Garden, Lawn, Head… Wherever you want the Undead! Surprise visitors and…
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Zombie Head Lapel Pin
Now if this doesn’t make the BEST Tie Tack, Lapel Pin, then I don’t know what will… For it’s a Fierce Zombie Head, Green, Wrinkled, Rotting Dead, with an Ugly Mouth, Missing Teeth and Red Bloody Gums… All to…
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Zombies Ate Christmas Coloring Book
Oh the Weather outside is Frightful… Because Zombies are Delightful… And with this Absolutely Insane Coloring Book, they can be Color, Undead, and Bloody too! For it’s Christmas Zombies, a Coloring Book for the Walking Dead Fans. Break out…
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Zombie Air Gun Target Shoot
Get your Pellet Air Guns Ready, the Zombie Apocalypse is upon us. Or at least, it’s coming. With the Zombie Deer Virus and all… So Prepare your Aim with this Ultra-Cool Zombie Target Shoot. It’s a Magnetic Knockdown Pellet…
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Zombie Christmas Greeting Cards
I LOVE IT! And I’d love to get these in the mail instead of the “Normal” Boring Christmas Cards. These are Zombie Christmas Cards and will make any Zombie Fan Laugh! You get a Box of 12 Greeting Cards…
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