Half A Zombie
LOL… Poor Ned. Ned is a nerdy guy who turns into half a zombie quite hilariously. PEEPS! And then what happens at the hardware store after that… Sheer madness! And FUN! For this short zombie story is full of blood, gore, and much needed satire. It’ll make you think twice about microwaving a PEEP… So chow down on this Kindle book. It’s a scream! :) (Found inside Scary Stories)
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Zombie Post Apocalyptic Journal
Beautiful and Bloody! With this Journal you can document the Impending Zombie Outbreak and the Dawn of the Dead in this Ghoulish Journal featuring a Graveyard Corpse making its way toward the Flesh of the Hungry Undead! Post-Apocalyptic Visions…
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The Walking Dead Folding Umbrella
“I’m Singing in the…” Oh Crap! RUNNNNNNN! It’s Zombies. Everywhere. Blood falling from the Sky… “RAWRRRRR!” Walking Dead Zombies, Gory, Evil, HUNGRY… Looking down on you as you Dance in the Bloody Rain. A Fun Folding, Travel, Portable Umbrella…
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Zombie Obama Mask
LMAO! It’s the Barack Obama Zombie, or affectionately called “Zombama” HA! What a Funny Parody Mask this is. I can only imagine wearing it at the next Gala… LOL This Mask, which looks like Obama got Bit and turned…
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Zombie Bib Apron
Halloween is coming… Slip your Zombie Apron on and Cook up some FUN! Great Munchies like: Zombie Brain Jello Shots, Shrunken Heads, White Chocolate Bones, Zombified Cheese Face, Brain Dip, Infection Juice, Finger Food, Bloated Worms… You know, Yum…
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Men’s Zombie Doctor Jacket
“Is there a Doctor in the House?” “RAWRRRRRR!” “Oh Never MIND!” It’s the Kind of Doctor that Nightmares are Made From. An Undead Doctor that will Carve, Probe and Cut a Little too Deep… “MUNCH!” Perfect to Finish any…
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Zombie Toilet Paper Holder
Damn it! You can’t even take a POOP without Zombies trying to get you! HA! And with this Creepy Ass Zombie Toilet Paper Holder, it’s looking to Bite your Hand every time you reach for a Wipe. 7.5″ High,…
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WWE Zombie The Rock Figure
Did you know that The Rock, and Dwayne Johnson look awfully alike? huh? Ha! Well not anymore, because the WWE Zombies are Coming! And this Action Figure, is THE ROCK! Zombie Style. Featuring his Beefy Sculpted Body, Tattoos and…
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Zombie Long Arm Sleeve
Need an Extra Arm? How about a Zombie Arm. A Fun Zombie Sleeve that you Pull over your own Skin to Protect yourself from Cold, Sun, Wind… Everything but the Bite from a Zombie Horde. Great, Green, Spandex, this…
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