Life-Size Zombie Greeting Card
LMAO! I would LOVE to get this Zombie on Valentines… Because it’s a Greeting Card that’s LIFE-SIZE! HA! 5 Feet, 8 Inches, it even comes with it’s own Cute Envelope… Made from Heavy Duty Cardboard, this Zombie Card is Ideal for the Zombie Fan. Plus it reads: “I love you more than a Zombie loves brains! Happy Valentine’s Day!” Awww, it makes my Head Hurt! :)
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Zombie Cats Pillow
What a Great Throw Pillow… And trust me, you just may want to THROW it! Featuring 9 Zombie Cats Printed on a Plush Black Background, with Big Eyes, Bloody Scars and all the Freaky Cat Stares, this Pillow will…
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Zombie Training Manual
When a Zombie is taken Prisoner by the Army, why Destroy it? The Army has a Special Program to Train the Undead. This Manual is the Department of Defense’s Principle Source of Information on Care, Conditioning, Training, and Operations…
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Cockneys Vs Zombies Blu-Ray
When some Old-Timers are at Risk of losing their Home to Developers, a group of young, inept Criminals decide to take matters into their own hands. The only thing standing in their way? A Zombie Outbreak in London! Now,…
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Racing Wind Up Zombies
“READY… SET… RAWRRRRRRR!” It’s a Fun Toy, ZOMBIE style… Featuring Two Wind Up Zombies, Racing Each other for your Brains. Use them on any Flat Surface, Wind them up, and watch them GOOOOO! It’s Racing Zombies, First to the…
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Terminus Map Poster
Nice! It’s a Terminus Map Poster to hang on your Wall… AWESOME! Terminus is the Deadly Location in the AMC Walking Dead Universe. It’s a High Quality Rolled Poster that’s a Perfect Gift for the Die Hard Fan. Ever…
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Christmas Zombie Elf on a Shelf
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO! It’s Elf on a Shelf, that Naughty No-Good Elf, being worse than ever, for this Elf is DEAD. Undead. A Zombie Elf that’s Hilarious, Mean, and Looking for Brains. It’s Zombie Elf, with Yellow-Blood-Shot Eyes, covered with Blood,…
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Squeeze Zombie Zits
Oh yes, the feel of zombie brains squirting through your fingers. Lovely! Whatever you call them, zits, snot, blood, brains… This fun toy is sure to be a BLAST! It’s a zombie squeeze toy, a stress relieving pimple popper,…
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Silly Zombie Socks
OKAY, I literally laughed out loud when I saw these Socks (And so will everyone else). They really are quite SILLY. Fun, Green Zombie Socks that make your Feet look like Undead Rotting Appendages. Green Skin, Yellow Toes, and…
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