Severed Torn Out Zombie Eye Ball
EGADS! I’m not Hungry anymore… Unless it’s for BRAINSSSS! Because my Eyes ARE bigger than my Stomach… Especially when it’s Yanked outta my Head! Where’s an Eye-Patch when you need one? This Creepy, Realistic Looking, Severed, Torn Out Eyeball is Gory, and Kick Ass Cool! Made of Latex with a Green Infected Pupil, it’s the Perfect thing for the Doritos Bowl.
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Pat The Zombie Book
LOL! This is Pat the Zombie: A Cruel (Adult) Spoof, and it’s a Macabre Mash-Up of the Children’s Classic “Pat the Bunny” and the Present-Day Zombie Phenomenon, with the Tactile Features of the Original Book Revoltingly Re-Imagined for an…
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Zombie Half Mask
Only half a Zombie? (Like this Half a Zombie Short Story) Then you better grab yourself a Half Zombie Mask. For it’s a Quick and Easy Costume that Slides over your Head and Brains… Turns anyone into The Walking…
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Decaying Zombie Mask with Hair
This seriously looks like Uncle Ray… Just saying. It’s about the Ugliest Face you’ll see any Morning. Especially if it’s Chomping on your Leg. A Hideous Zombie Mask, Decaying and Gray, with Gruesome Bloody Details, Dark Eyes, Rotting Nose,…
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Zombies Kitchen Towel Oven Mitt
Ha, Real Nice. Zombies in the Kitchen. Gotta Cook those Brainsssss. And to do so, you’ll need a Lovely Dish Towel and Oven Mitt. And this Set, is Dying to be Used and Abused. With Fancy Colorful Designs of…
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Zombie Hands Cupcake Toppers
Having a Zombie Themed Party? Then you need this Set of 12 Undead Zombie Apocalypse Cupcake Toppers for your Awesome Horror Treats. Black Silhouette Acrylic Zombie Hands Reaching up from the Cupcakes will Delight all Hungry Monsters… Measuring approx…
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Zombie Vinyl Dog Toys
I LOVE it when my Dog plays with Dead Things… Raccoons, Chickens, Pigs, Cats, DOGS… HA! And these Fun Bloody Vinyl Toys are PERFECT for my Pooch! Vinyl Toys with Squeakers, Original and Creative Designs, Cool, Creepy-Looking Characters, one…
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Zombie Murder Mystery
Now this is Cool! I’ve never HEARD of a Zombie Murder Mystery before! HA! I LOVE IT! This Mystery is called the “Chronicles of Zombie Town” and it’s a Murder Mystery worth Dying for! :) It’s a Fun Zombie-Themed…
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Women’s Zombie Short Sleeve Dress
Fun, Cute, and Bloody too. It’s a Short-Sleeved Dress that will look Grand in a Zombie Apocalypse. Featuring a 100% Polyester Dress, Pull Over, Machine Washable, Printed Fabric Dress with Zombie Guts, Ribs, Bones and Blood. Charming! Sizes Small…
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