Severed Torn Out Zombie Eye Ball
EGADS! I’m not Hungry anymore… Unless it’s for BRAINSSSS! Because my Eyes ARE bigger than my Stomach… Especially when it’s Yanked outta my Head! Where’s an Eye-Patch when you need one? This Creepy, Realistic Looking, Severed, Torn Out Eyeball is Gory, and Kick Ass Cool! Made of Latex with a Green Infected Pupil, it’s the Perfect thing for the Doritos Bowl.
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Zombie Last Supper
Sometimes I feel like I’m going to Hell just for Posting some of the things I do… But hey, wasn’t Jesus a Zombie? Not the first Zombie (that was Lazarus), but the most Famous Zombie of all. And here…
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Zombie Apocalypse Easter Basket
If I don’t get this Easter Basket, I’m just gonna DIE! For it’s a Zombie Apocalypse SURVIVAL Easter Basket that’s most Awesome and FUN! Featuring a Solid Milk Chocolate ZOMBIE Bunny; Survival 7 Strand 550 Paracord Bracelet with Fire…
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Dead Panic Board Game
Put your Zombie Apocalypse Team to the Test with this Cooperative Fun Board Game. Choose a Character and make your Stand in a Remote Cabin in the Center of the Board, against Waves of Undead that close in from…
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Zombie Groom Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Beautiful… Getting Married? I think NOT… Not in the middle of a Zombie Apocalypse… But at least you can look the part with this Gory Groom Costume. A simple T-Shirt with Long Sleeves that looks like you’ve had one…
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Rusty Zombie Hand
This hand is KILLER… It’s a Zombie Hand, Cut out of Solid Steel, and it’s Rusty as Hell… A sheer thing of Beauty! Stick this Decoration in your Garden, Lawn, Head… Wherever you want the Undead! Surprise visitors and…
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Red Zombie Crossing Tape
This is Perfect for your Next Haunted House… Or the Zombie Apocalypse! It’s 30′ of Red Tape that Appropriately reads “Zombie Crossing”. Lead the Innocent People into your Kill Zone with this Cool, Scary Decor… Made of All-Weather Poly…
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Zombie Party Head and Limb Garland
HA! Nice… It’s Garland for your Next Party… But the Funny thing is… I would totally hang these all year round. For they’re Zombie Garland featuring Undead Heads, Hands and Feet… Bloody, Funny, Creepy, Dangly, Dire… Who doesn’t LOVE…
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Men’s Zombie Doctor Jacket
“Is there a Doctor in the House?” “RAWRRRRRR!” “Oh Never MIND!” It’s the Kind of Doctor that Nightmares are Made From. An Undead Doctor that will Carve, Probe and Cut a Little too Deep… “MUNCH!” Perfect to Finish any…
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