Severed Torn Out Zombie Eye Ball
EGADS! I’m not Hungry anymore… Unless it’s for BRAINSSSS! Because my Eyes ARE bigger than my Stomach… Especially when it’s Yanked outta my Head! Where’s an Eye-Patch when you need one? This Creepy, Realistic Looking, Severed, Torn Out Eyeball is Gory, and Kick Ass Cool! Made of Latex with a Green Infected Pupil, it’s the Perfect thing for the Doritos Bowl.
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Melting Zombie Head Creepy Candle
I tell ya, there’s nothing Better than Burning Zombies. And with this Crazy, Creepy Candle, you can Burn all Night. It’s a Frightening Candle, Molded like a Bloody Green Zombie, Mounted on a Pile of Guts. MMM Good! This…
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Zombie Vegan Coffee Mug
Oh boy… I have a Vegan Friend who would love this… It’s a Zombie Mug made for Vegans… With two Colorful Zombies, one saying “Brains?”, and the other responding “No thanks, Me Vegan!” It’s a great Laugh for all……
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Animated Toxic Zombie Prop
If you want to keep people away, especially today, use this prop. It’ll keep everyone at a safe social distance. It’s a fun, animated prop that features a green, toxic zombie, with eyes that light up red, a head…
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Zombie Skateboarding Shoe
If the Zombie Horde is coming, grab your Skateboard and GO! And with these Butt-Kicking Skateboard Shoes, you’ll be Hitting the Streets in Style. Great Custom Men’s Osiris Rebound Skateboarding Shoes, with Bloody Zombies, Skulls, Bones, Brains and Eyeballs……
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Zombie Jackson in a Box
“Cause this is Thriller, Thriller Night. There ain’t no Second Chance against the Thing with Forty Eyes, Girl. Thriller, Thriller Night…” Makes you Want to Sing and Dance. Ain’t nothing better than the Thriller Dance. And Michael Jackson as…
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Walking Dead Table Lamp
LMAO! If this doesn’t remind you of the Leg Lamp in A Christmas Story, I don’t know what will. It’s the Zombie Hand Lamp from The Walking Dead. With a Gory, Bloody Hand Rising up from the Table, this…
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10,000 Zombies, 10,000 Stories!
Great, Great Idea… A Zombie Book that’s Insane, Fun, and Extremely Creative! It’s a Book Filled with Zombies, Stories, and everything is Interchangeable. The Heads, the Torsos… The Blood! You can mix the Stories and the Zombies to Create…
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Zombie Poop Earrings
HA! Zombies Poop, right? With these Zombie Poop Earrings they do! Radioactive, Green and Glistening, the Smell is Not Included! These Funny Ass Zombie Curlie-Cue (like an Ice-Cream) Earrings are Handmade out of Polymer Clay and Glazed for a…
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