Zombie Groom Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Beautiful… Getting Married? I think NOT… Not in the middle of a Zombie Apocalypse… But at least you can look the part with this Gory Groom Costume. A simple T-Shirt with Long Sleeves that looks like you’ve had one too many Squirts of Blood. With an Axe in your Back, Exposed Ribs, a Fork in the Gut, and Bite Marks on the Back, you’ll DIE at the Alter saying “I WILL EAT YOU!”
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Zombie Love Lip Balm
Oh Yeah… Great Gift! Give those Crispy Lips some Moisture… You can’t be all Dead and Bloody, right? And with this Fun Tube of Lip Balm, your Lips will be ready for some Zombie Loving. For it’s Zombie Love…
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Dragging Drew Chia Pet
Oh that Drew… Always Dragging his Ass. Leaving Legs and Arms and Rotten Organs laying around… Sheesh… Good thing he’s a Chia Pet, for that Plant Odor helps Mask the Fungus… HA! This Chia Pet is a Zombie Lover’s…
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Brainfart Zombie
What a JOY! A farting zombie! *Sniffs… Smells like popcorn, right? Well you can enjoy all the fun, and the farts, wit this interactive farting figurine. Created by Buttheads (LOUD & PROUD), it’s a brainfart zombie (the farting dead),…
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Zombie Wood Earrings
LMAO! These are Different… Fun Wooden Earrings that Feature Handmade Zombies, Perfect for your Ear Lobes. Made with Lightweight Wood, these Organic Undead will Haunt your Ears but good. Funny Zombies, Smaller than a Dime, with Wagging Tongues and…
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Pop-Out Zombie Bookmark Valentines
This Bookmark Valentine Card Pack lets your Child give more than just a Valentine Greeting to their Friends – they get to give FUN! Featuring 28 Cleverly Designed Cards with Real Envelopes – enough for Most School Valentine Exchanges,…
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Zombie Baby Backpack
I always thought the BEST thing to Stuff a Dead Baby with was Celery, Onion, Carrots, Sage, and Parsley, but apparently it’s Books, Phones, Pencils and Nasty Tennis Shoes. Because this Back Pack is a Zombie Baby Backpack that’s…
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Zombie Dangling Drop Earrings
Cool, Cool, Cool Earrings! Must be the Blood… These Zombie Drop Earrings are Certainly Eye Catchers! Black Silhouette Zombies, Dangling Down from Wire Hooks, and Covered with BLOOD! NICE! The Earrings are made out of Aluminum Metal, Inked and…
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Zombie Dry Erase Board
Let’s see, what’s on the List? BRAINS BRAINS and More BRAINS! It’s a Dry Erase Board that’s Perfect for all your Zombie Fun. Shopping Lists, Things To Do, Phone Messages, Cryptic Notes that say “DON’T OPEN – DEAD INSIDE”……
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