Zombie Groom Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Beautiful… Getting Married? I think NOT… Not in the middle of a Zombie Apocalypse… But at least you can look the part with this Gory Groom Costume. A simple T-Shirt with Long Sleeves that looks like you’ve had one too many Squirts of Blood. With an Axe in your Back, Exposed Ribs, a Fork in the Gut, and Bite Marks on the Back, you’ll DIE at the Alter saying “I WILL EAT YOU!”
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Severed Hand Zombie Necklace
LMAO! Nice. Real Nice. It’s the Most Perfect Necklace anyone could ever want… An Extra Hand. A Zombie Hand. Severed. Bloody. Broken. Strung from a Pendant like a Trophy. Plus, they also sell Feet, Eyes, Fingers, Hearts and Organs….
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Coffee Zombie Girl Earrings
These Earrings are SO ME in the Morning! Without my Coffee, I’m nothing but a Walking Zombie! HA! These Novelty Dangling Drop Oval Charm Earrings are Metal Earrings that have a 3D Urethane Encased Design Featuring a Zombie Girl…
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TWD Negans Bat Lucille
I can’t even tell you how Anxious I am at the Return of The Walking Dead this SUNDAY… I’m already out of my seat, for I know it’s going to be Horrible, Bloody, and a Favorite Character is gonna…
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Zombie Dawg Grillz Dog Ball
“Ruffawrrrrr!” It’s the Funniest Dog Toy your Dog will ever Consume… Except for Zombies, of course. Because this Dog Ball is a Zombie Dog Toy featuring Zombie Teeth, er, Zombie “GRILLZ”, that turn your Doggie into a Snarling Zombie…
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Zombie Eye Tobacco Spoon
This is one dope tobacco spoon. LOOK AT IT! It’s a freaking zombie eye, with bloody veins, and an engorged lovely green eyeball. Absolutely stunning. Plus, it really works. Handmade of glass Pyrex, annealed properly for maximum strength, this…
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Half A Zombie
LOL… Poor Ned. Ned is a nerdy guy who turns into half a zombie quite hilariously. PEEPS! And then what happens at the hardware store after that… Sheer madness! And FUN! For this short zombie story is full of…
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Zombie Ass Toilet of the Dead DVD
Wracked with Guilt over the Suicide of her Sister, who was Tormented by High School Bullies, Young Karate Student Megumi accompanies Friends on a Trip into the Woods. Attacked by a Crowd of Poop-Covered Undead who emerge from an…
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So Now You’re a Zombie Handbook
HA! There is more to Undeath than Shambling around in Search of Brains to Eat… but not much more, according to this Detailed look at the New Zombie Lifestyle. Filled with Deadpan Tips on how to Succeed in the…
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