Zombie Self Defense Keychain
Always be Prepared for the Zombie Horde… For this Cool Zombie Keychain is also a Self Defense Weapon. Solid Steel, 5.5 inch Overall Length Device that comes to a Great Rounded Point. Reinforced Solid Steel Construction, Rubber Grip Zombie Skulls, the Most Bad-Ass Zombie Apocalypse Self Defense Tool Available. Easy to Use; Simply place your Index through the Key Ring, Thumb over the Flat Top, and a Fist around the Kubotan. Apocalypse Ready!
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Zombie Shot Glasses
GULP GULP GULP… That’s you, Chugging down some Brew, for the Zombie Apocalypse has begun. Okay, that’s YOU everyday, but hey, when you’re Brain Dead and the Walkers are coming, who can tell the difference? It’s a Set of…
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A Is for Asteroids, Z Is for Zombies
Ahhh, Lovely. A Dark Comic Fable that offers Visions of the Apocalypse for Every Letter of the Alphabet. A Child’s Dream Come True! Starting with a Father whose Son has been asking Questions about Global Dangers, A Is for…
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Zombie Training Manual
When a Zombie is taken Prisoner by the Army, why Destroy it? The Army has a Special Program to Train the Undead. This Manual is the Department of Defense’s Principle Source of Information on Care, Conditioning, Training, and Operations…
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Smoking Zombie Grinder Set
Can you imagine seeing this? A High Zombie? HA! What Fun! Stumbling around, Moaning and Groaning, Trying to Eat everyone’s Brains? Oh wait… That’s for Real. Just like this Fabulous Smoking Zombie Grinder Set. It’s Sensational. You get a…
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Zombie Tinder Fire Starter
I LOVE a Good Zombie BBQ. The Smell of Zombie Flesh Burning in Piles of Fermented Hair and Smoke… MMM! Brings back Fond Memories… And now, with these FUN Zombie Tinders, you can Light your Fire anytime. With Grotesque…
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Smell My Zombie Feet Doormat Rug
Beautiful Toe Nails! You know the saying, Trick or Treat, Smell my Feet, Give me something Good to Eat… (That’s actually only part of the Original Song, the rest is even Sillier – Google it!) Now that Smelly Feet…
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Daryl Dixon Navajo Poncho
KICK ASS! This Poncho is an Exact Replica of Daryl Dixon’s Iconic Poncho, this Navajo Southwestern Design Poncho is a MUST-HAVE for Fans of Daryl Dixon and The Walking Dead. The Fabric is Purchased from the same place that…
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Zombie Hunter Vest
Hunting Zombies? Going on a Zombie Run? Paintball? No matter your Sport, there’s a Jacket Vest that’s Ideal for YOU; the Zombie Killer! Now you can be the Baddest Rock Star of the Apocalypse with this Fabulous Green Camo,…
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