Certified Zombie Killer Underwear
Woah there Killer, settle down… There’s something Dead in Denmark! Eh? And it’s coming from your Pants. For it’s Certified Zombie Killer Underwear, that’s Black, White, and TOXIC too! Coming in Waist Sizes Small – XXXLarge, these Fun Underwear are also available in Boxers, Boxer Briefs, and even a Thong! Guess what I’ll be Wearing during the Zombie Apocalypse… HA! NOTHING!
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Zombie in Love Book
Mortimer is looking for LOVE. He’s looking Everywhere! He’s Worked out at the Gym (His Arm keeps Falling off). He’s tried Ballroom Dancing Lessons (The Ladies find him a bit Stiff). He’s even been on Stalemate.com. When all Hope…
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Zombie Hand Hair Clip
Beautiful. There’s nothing I’d like better on my Head than a Zombie Hand… Reaching for my Brains (good luck). A Handmade item that’s Fun, Green, and a Zombie Headband! Lightweight, Sturdy, made out of Polyester Felt, Machine Embroidered with…
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My First Zombie Plush
HA HA! This is my kid… Hanging onto his first Zombie Plush Toy. How Sweet! With a Green Stuffed Toy, in the Shape of a Whimsical Zombie (and Yes, those are Blood and Guts and Brains), you’ll Hear lots…
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Call of Duty Mob Of The Dead
The Eerie Silence of Alcatraz is Broken by a Zombie Infestation in Mob of the Dead. With a Highly Detailed, Two-Level Buildable Prison Structure, this Kit Features Four Prison Cells, Remnants of a Cafeteria, a Decrepit Staircase and Loads…
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Zombie Head Squishy Balls
Sweet… The Most Fun Squishy Balls you’ll ever Uncover. It’s Zombie Heads, Bright, Colorful, made of Rubber, and when Squished in your Hand, Grossness Appears; Liquid Blood with a Disgusting Surprise inside; Rats, Brains, Guts… It’s all Gory Good….
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If Dog Dies, We Riot T-Shirt
This is a New Take… The Famous Walking Dead Saying that’s been around forever: “If Daryl Dies, We Riot!” That’s Daryl Dixon on The Walking Dead. And nobody wants him to go. And now, with the New Season, he…
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Pop-Up Zombie Toilet
Well if I saw this Zombie Toilet I would probably Crap my Pants! Really! It’s a Great Prop for the Bathroom featuring a Horrifying Animated Zombie Head Popping up outta the Toilet… With a Grotesque Green Face and Light-Up…
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Bloody Brain Zombie Pirate Cap
Well this is the Quickest Zombie Costume you can get… It’s a Pirate Cap that slips over your Noggin, and it looks just like Bloody Zombie Brains! Nice! Made out of 100% Cotton, this Cap is one size fits…
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