Certified Zombie Killer Underwear
Woah there Killer, settle down… There’s something Dead in Denmark! Eh? And it’s coming from your Pants. For it’s Certified Zombie Killer Underwear, that’s Black, White, and TOXIC too! Coming in Waist Sizes Small – XXXLarge, these Fun Underwear are also available in Boxers, Boxer Briefs, and even a Thong! Guess what I’ll be Wearing during the Zombie Apocalypse… HA! NOTHING!
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Zombie Arm Stump
LMAO! Oh nothing looks better sticking out of your Sleeve, than a Zombie Arm Stump. HA! A Clever Costume Accessory that slips over your Hand and Instantly turns your Limb into The Walking Dead. Green, Gory, Bloody and Bony,…
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Bloody Brains Zombie Head Necklace
LMAO! I don’t know whether to Laugh or to Cry… For this Pendant surely brings Tears to my Eyes! It’s a Zombie Head Necklace that’s Handmade (out of Polymer Clay), Hangs on a 26″ Black Suede Cord, and Features…
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Zombie Chips and Dip Server
HA! What a Great Prop for the Kitchen Table… A Zombie Head with Bright Red Brains to Eat… Or, I should say Salsa, but either way, it’s still YUMMY! And, not only do you get Head, but you get…
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Walking Dead 2016 Calendar
The Zombie Apocalypse is Coming… Oh wait, that’s New Years! My Bad! So why not Start the New Year out right with a Little Rick, Daryl, Coral, Carol, Glenn, and Michonne from AMC’s Hit TV Show; The Walking Dead!…
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Zombie Hard Candy Lollipops
Crunch, this BRAIN tastes terrific… Yeah Buddy! These Zombies are Perfectly Ripe for Eating… Yummy Lollipop Zombies with Horrific Faces, Bloody Heads, Gory Mouths, and Snapping Teeth… What’s not to LOVE? Made with Pure Cane Sugar, Filtered Water, Cream…
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Zombie Hot Dog Costume
LMAO! I just want to Buy this Costume and Roam around the Ballpark… How FUN is that? Hot Dog… Get your “RAWRRRRR!” That’s not Ketchup… A Great Funny Zombie Hot Dog Costume that’s Hilarious and Gory. With a Gaping…
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Zombie Bicycle Playing Cards
This Cool Bicycle Brand Zombie Deck Features a Distinctive Zombie Design that’s Unique and Terrifying! Both a Traditional Deck AND a Delightfully Spooky Set of Survival Tips in Case of a Zombie Attack, the Royals and Jokers have Joined…
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Zombies Valentines Cards and Tattoos
Lick it, Stick it, Love those Zombies. It’s the Most Bloody Fun you’ll have this Valentine’s Day. Give them to all your Undead Friends. 24 Zombie Valentine’s Cards, with the Greatest Scary Sayings: I Chews You, I only have…
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