Certified Zombie Killer Underwear
Woah there Killer, settle down… There’s something Dead in Denmark! Eh? And it’s coming from your Pants. For it’s Certified Zombie Killer Underwear, that’s Black, White, and TOXIC too! Coming in Waist Sizes Small – XXXLarge, these Fun Underwear are also available in Boxers, Boxer Briefs, and even a Thong! Guess what I’ll be Wearing during the Zombie Apocalypse… HA! NOTHING!
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Tim Burton’s Zombie Duck Pendant
I love this pendant. Quack… It’s a zombie duck, straight from Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas, and it makes for one heck of a necklace. Cast in two-toned precious metals and enameled, it’s a sight for sore eyes……
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Zombie Bunny Gummy Guts
Nothing is better on Easter morning, then Bunny Guts in my Gut. HA! It’s Gummy Worm Guts, but Hippity-Hop Bunny Style. Fun, Delicious Gummy Candy, in the Shape of Gummy Chicks. Colorful Chicks that are Undead, of course. Plus,…
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Bigfoot Vs. Zombies DVD
Sweet… I LOVE all things Big Foot, and seeing Sasquatch battle ZOMBIES… AWESOME! A Scientist Creates a Toxic Cocktail that slowly leaks into the Local Population, creating Flesh-Eating Zombies – and only one Creature of Legend can stop the…
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Daryl Dixon Walking Dead Sport Watch
What Time is it? Time to Kill Zombies! That, and anything else that stands in Daryl Dixon’s way. It’s a Great Looking “The Walking Dead” Sport Wrist Watch that’s Masculine, Green Faced, Full of Kick Ass Daryl and FUN!…
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Infected Adult Mask
HOLY CRAP-O-LY! I don’t think I’ve ever seen a terrifying zombie mask! This bad boy is SICK! An infected undead mask that’s frightening, bloody, veiny… Full of long gross teeth, solid black eyes, and splattered with brain juice. Not…
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Zombie Apocolypse Stocking
What a Great Gift Idea… Each Survival Stocking Includes: A Solid Milk Chocolate 5″ Zombie Boxed Santa; A Survival 7 Strand 550 Paracord Bracelet with Fire Starter, Fire Scraper and Whistle; Zombie Blood; Emergency Solar Mylar Blanket Insulating; a…
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Transparent Zombie Mask
Yes, I know, you really don’t need a Mask to look like a Zombie, especially on Monday without any Coffee… But this Creepy Mask, is Crazy and Horrific, and a Perfect QUICK Costume for a Party, or hey, that…
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Chained Kneeling Zombie Glass Table
SICK! Looking for a Nice Place to Lay your Brains… Look no further than this Incredibly Detailed and Horrific Coffee Table. Featuring a Kneeling Zombie, Chained, Bloody, Hungry, Holding up a Glass Top Table that’s just Magnificent and Delightful….
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