Certified Zombie Killer Underwear
Woah there Killer, settle down… There’s something Dead in Denmark! Eh? And it’s coming from your Pants. For it’s Certified Zombie Killer Underwear, that’s Black, White, and TOXIC too! Coming in Waist Sizes Small – XXXLarge, these Fun Underwear are also available in Boxers, Boxer Briefs, and even a Thong! Guess what I’ll be Wearing during the Zombie Apocalypse… HA! NOTHING!
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Zombie Santa Christmas Sweater
You’ll look really Ugly with this Christmas Sweater… Because it’s Zombie Santa and its Sack is full of Brains, Legs, Hands and Guts. Festive and Fun, this Colorful Zombie is Wearing a Santa Suit and Candy Canes are Flying……
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Tim Burton’s Zombie Duck Pendant
I love this pendant. Quack… It’s a zombie duck, straight from Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas, and it makes for one heck of a necklace. Cast in two-toned precious metals and enameled, it’s a sight for sore eyes……
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Zombie Apocalypse Soap Dispenser
Only Kids can Prevent the Zombie Apocalypse… Because it all begins by a Virus; Passed on by a Simple Handshake… From not Washing your Hands. Right? Could be… Why not? So get your Kids Washing up after Picking their…
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Zombie Head Salt Pepper Shakers
LMAO! What a Great Kitchen Decor… HA! It’s a Zombie Skull Head Salt and Pepper Shaker Holder! FUN STUFF! This Head Holds Functional Salt and Pepper Shakers that ARE Included! The Zombie Head is 5.5″ Tall, 6.5″ Long, and…
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Skeleton Zombie Child Costume
OMG… If only my kid really looked like this; SICK! It’s the coolest, creepiest, costume for kids yet. A skeleton zombie costume, that’s totally beautiful, and rotten, of course. 100% polyester, exclusive of trim, pull-on closure, hand washable, and…
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Zombie Turkey Outbreak
Thanksgiving is coming (aka Turkey Murder Day), so get your Weapons ready… Driven Mad after Losing his Farm, a local Turkey Farmer, J. Snydles, Plots his Revenge on an Unsuspecting Town. Using Steroids, Toxic Waste, and a Small amount…
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Zombie Lobotomy Kit
What the Heck… Zombies prepare, for it’s a Zombie Lobotomy Kit that’s right up your Rib Cage… Featuring a Truly Horrifying Kit, with REAL Tools that can be used in an Alien Autopsy… Gut Wrenching, Tooth Pulling, Brain Poking,…
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Zombie Coloring Book
I believe when you’re coloring Zombies, you only need two colors: RED AND RED! Right? Well, you’ll need lots of Fun Bloody Colors when you Color this Crazy Zombie Coloring Book. For these Illustrated Zombie Designs will provide Hours…
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