Zombie Coffin Box
Beautiful… Til Death do we Part… And even then; NAH! Because This Cadaver doesn’t Rest in Pieces… It’s a Zombie, and it’s a Coffin Trinket Box. Store your Rings, Coins, Brains in this Fun Zombie Loving Box. Shaped like a Coffin, Large Enough to Fit one Undead Fool… Green, Bloody, a Collectible that’s Removable and Stands up. 8″ long, 3″ Wide and 2″ Tall, this Box is made of Designer Composite Resin, Hand Painted and Polished. Get your Zombie Curse TODAY!
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Zombie Glasses
Need a Quick Costume? Want some FUN? Going as a ZOMBIE? Well, these Simple, but Effective Zombie Glasses are just the Trick! Featuring a Pair of Black Glasses with ZOMBIE EYES, these throw-on Props will Frighten all the Poor…
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Heartless Standing Zombie Prop
Oh man, this Prop KILLS me… It’s Freaky Cool and it’ll Scare the Crap outta your Roommate or Girlfriend… Put this in the Bathroom and wait for the Screams! For this Prop is an Ugly Zombie Prop, totally Dripping…
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Chia Zombie Head
Oh My… Doesn’t this take the Cake? It’s a Chia Pet that’s a ZOMBIE HEAD! And boy is it UGLY! HA! Ghoulishly Fun, it makes for one Amusing Gift, or more than likely, one Gag Gift! Perfect for any…
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Zombie Pigeon Pants
WHAT???? I had no idea such a thing existed, until now. But it all makes sense, I mean, we put outfits and costumes on cats and dogs, so why not pigeons (are there that many pigeon pets?) Well, fret…
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The Ewoking Dead Zombie Star Wars T-Shirt
Wait, wat? It’s #StarWarsDay, #MayTheFourth (#MayThe4thBeWithYou), and I’m Featuring it on a Zombie Website? YES YES YES I WILL! For this Great T-Shirt is the Biggest Crossover Yet… The Walking Dead (AMC’s Hit Show) and Star Wars (Appropriately called…
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Badass Zombie Killers Card Game
Rack em up, because these Zombies are going down! For this NEW Card Game is just the thing you need. It’s a Zombie Killers Game featuring Zombie Killing Weapons (Gas-Powered, Double-Barreled, Laser-Guided Pitchfork) that are Totally Badass and Wicked…
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So Now You’re a Zombie Handbook
HA! There is more to Undeath than Shambling around in Search of Brains to Eat… but not much more, according to this Detailed look at the New Zombie Lifestyle. Filled with Deadpan Tips on how to Succeed in the…
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Zombie Goldfish Book
LMAO! It’s the “My Big Fat Zombie Goldfish” Book Series that’s just too Funny! Tom’s Big Brother decides to become an Evil Scientist, and his First Experiment involves Dunking Frankie the Goldfish into Toxic Green Gunk! HA! One Zap…
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