2018 Zombie Gnomes Wall Calendar
LOL Just the Title of this Calendar Cracks me up: Great for Mom, Dad, Sister, Brother, Grandparents, Grandchildren, Grandma, Gay, LGBTQ… HA! But then again, when the Zombie Apocalypse hits, no one is overlooked. :) Especially the Gnomes. And this 18 Month Undead Gnomes Calendar is just what your Wall Needs: Blood. Hats. Limbs. Beards. Bad Breath… Best Way to Start the New Year. Wouldn’t you say?
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Zombie Love Paperback
HA! It’s a Zombie Valentine’s Day with this FUN book. Called Zombie Love: The Do’s, Don’ts, and It Depends of Undead Dating… It’s a paperback, 160 pages, featuring a reanimated corpse that falls in love in this hilarious dating…
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Osombie DVD
Dusty is on a Desperate Mission to Rescue her Brother, a Conspiracy Theorist who is convinced Osama Bin Laden is still Alive! In Afghanistan, she falls in with a Team of Special Forces Soldiers on a Secret Assignment. When…
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Zombie Thing Crawling Hand
What a Nice Update… Thing, you know, the Hand from The Addams Family, well, now it’s a Crawling Hand, ZOMBIE STYLE! Featuring a Green Rubber (Skin-Like) Zombie Hand, Cut, Bloody, Sewn Up, Crawling across the Floor, looking for your…
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Llombie Llama Zombie Earbuds
Ain’t no Drama for the Llama… After all, your Music is already Killing your Brain, so why can’t your Earbuds be just as Undead? And with these New Earbuds, you can do just that! They’re a Perfectly Fitting Pair…
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Gelatin Mold Zombie Brain
Have some Brain Food with this Fun Green Zombie-Brain Mold. Plastic Mold is 3″ Deep and Comes with Two Recipes on the Box: 1) Nauseating Gray Yummy Brain Gelatin Mold and (2) Bright Green Version Infested with Worms!… But…
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Left 4 Dead Boomer Action Figure
SICK!! So Gnarly… I Love it! It’s Boomer, the Creepiest, Grossest Action Figure from “Left 4 Dead” (Xbox 360 Games). Standing a full 7″ high, this Crazy, Frightening Zombie will Liven up your Room, for sure. Fully Articulated, this…
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Zombie Charlie Brown Enamel Pin
HAHAHAHA! This kills me. It’s Charlie Brown as you’ve never seen him before: DEAD! A zombie Charlie Brown that’s too cute to pass up. With his classic yellow and black zig-zag print shirt, this is an enamel pin with…
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Pat The Zombie Book
LOL! This is Pat the Zombie: A Cruel (Adult) Spoof, and it’s a Macabre Mash-Up of the Children’s Classic “Pat the Bunny” and the Present-Day Zombie Phenomenon, with the Tactile Features of the Original Book Revoltingly Re-Imagined for an…
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