Zombie Biden Car Magnet
LMAO! Wait… He’s not a zombie yet? HA! It’s zombie Biden that follows you wherever you go. A fun magnet that sticks to your car and makes the day bloody good. 5.7” × 11.8” car magnets (you actually get TWO), made of flexible and thickened PVC material, which has a stronger magnetism than ordinary ones, sticks to your fender, trunk or door. Can be installed and removed without a trace. Long-lasting appearance, waterproof, wrinkle/crack resistant, even in heavy rain. Brains!
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Zombie Eye Pinata
LMAO! I Really Adore this Awesome Piñata. It’s a Big Green Zombie Eye that has a Bright Yellow Bloodshot Pupil and Dangling Bloody Optic Nerves. YIKES! What FUN it would be for a Party and Kids trying to POP…
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Zombie Hand Soap
LOL! That’s exactly what I want to do when I want to Wash off all the Blood… Use a Zombie HAND! HA! This Cute and Colorful Green Zombie Hand is actually a Bar of Soap. Made to look like…
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Kill A Zombie Watch
HA! This Watch Makes me Smile and LAUGH! It’s a “How To Kill A Zombie” Watch with 3 Steps: 1) Choose your Weapon. 2) Aim for the Head. 3) Don’t Miss! HA! Ain’t that the Truth? This is a…
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Zombie Emergency Survival Key Chain
That’s exactly what I’m going to do in the Zombie Apocalypse… When I get cornered in an alley with a Thousand Undead, and the Horde is closing in… I’m gonna pull out my Emergency Survival Keychain and throw it…
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I Heart Brains Zombie Pin
“BRAINZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!” That’s the only thing to live for. Or die for. For it’s the Coolest Zombie Pin EVER… It’s a I Heart Brains Pin, featuring a Zombie Eye, a Bloody Heart, and a Dead Black Brain… MMM GOOD! It’s…
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Joy Riders Zombie Window Cling
LMAO! This Cracks me up… Taking the Zombie to the Grocery Store. HA! Taking him to the Laundromat, the Ice Cream Shop, the Candy Store… How about the Slaughterhouse? Poor Fool… Bloody, some Drool… A Vehicle Window Cling Decal…
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Bloody Zombie Ring
Oh this Ring reminds me of the Time I stuck my Finger in a Zombies Head… Yeah, a Total Nightmare. But this Ring is a Gorgeous Nightmare that anyone can own. A Zombie Ring that’s made from a Creepy…
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Vinyl Walking Dead Figures
LMAO! Rick, he hasn’t looked that clean and uniformed for years… Daryl, wait, does he look bug-eyed to you? HA! It’s The Walking Dead Figures featuring Daryl Dixon, Michonne, or Rick Grimes. Officially-Licensed AMC’s The Walking Dead Merchandise, these…
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