Zombie Biden Car Magnet
LMAO! Wait… He’s not a zombie yet? HA! It’s zombie Biden that follows you wherever you go. A fun magnet that sticks to your car and makes the day bloody good. 5.7” × 11.8” car magnets (you actually get TWO), made of flexible and thickened PVC material, which has a stronger magnetism than ordinary ones, sticks to your fender, trunk or door. Can be installed and removed without a trace. Long-lasting appearance, waterproof, wrinkle/crack resistant, even in heavy rain. Brains!
via Etsy #Ad
-
Zombie Jerky
This will give the Zombies exactly what they Crave… JERKS! err… Jerky! :) It says “ZOMBIE”, but it’s Really Green Beef Jerky in a BIO Hazard Bag “Every Little Bit of Natural Instinct Tells you to NOT EAT THE…
-
Daryl Dixon Walking Dead Sport Watch
What Time is it? Time to Kill Zombies! That, and anything else that stands in Daryl Dixon’s way. It’s a Great Looking “The Walking Dead” Sport Wrist Watch that’s Masculine, Green Faced, Full of Kick Ass Daryl and FUN!…
-
Zombie Hard Candy Lollipops
Crunch, this BRAIN tastes terrific… Yeah Buddy! These Zombies are Perfectly Ripe for Eating… Yummy Lollipop Zombies with Horrific Faces, Bloody Heads, Gory Mouths, and Snapping Teeth… What’s not to LOVE? Made with Pure Cane Sugar, Filtered Water, Cream…
-
Decaying Zombie Mask with Hair
This seriously looks like Uncle Ray… Just saying. It’s about the Ugliest Face you’ll see any Morning. Especially if it’s Chomping on your Leg. A Hideous Zombie Mask, Decaying and Gray, with Gruesome Bloody Details, Dark Eyes, Rotting Nose,…
-
Zombie Girl Necklace
Oh Darling. So Cute, So Gory, So Girly FUN! It’s a Zombie Necklace Featuring a Wonderful Drawing of a Little Girl Zombie, Holding a Furry Teddy Bear… WITH NO HEAD! HA! Sealed in a Silver-Tone Round Frame and Encrusted…
-
Zombie Summoner
Raise the Dead with this Staff. It’s a Handmade Wooden Pole with an Evil Skull. And what it does is Beyond this World: It Summons Zombies. A Zombie Summoner that’s so Cool, so Badass, you’ll have to Buy it…
-
The Walking Dead Cookbook
LOL As seen on The Talking Dead, it’s The Walking Dead Cookbook. The Official Cookbook and Survival Guide to all things Walking Dead. Featuring Carol Peletier’s Cookies, Hershel’s Spaghetti Recipe, Carl’s Pudding and more. A Great Gift for any…
-
Zombie Poop Candy
LMAO! My Ass hurts just thinking about this… It’s a Bottle of ZOMBIE POOP that’s Gross Green, and Surprisingly, Quite Chewy! :) Kids are gonna LOVE this! Green Balls of Poo are actually Green Apple Flavored Chewy Candy, but…
Prices could change at any time!