Chained Kneeling Zombie Glass Table
SICK! Looking for a Nice Place to Lay your Brains… Look no further than this Incredibly Detailed and Horrific Coffee Table. Featuring a Kneeling Zombie, Chained, Bloody, Hungry, Holding up a Glass Top Table that’s just Magnificent and Delightful. Talk about a Conversation Piece! 22.5″ High, Made of Composite Resin, Hand Painted and Polished with lot’s of Gore… It’s Certainly an Eye Sore!
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Zombie Poop Candy
LMAO! My Ass hurts just thinking about this… It’s a Bottle of ZOMBIE POOP that’s Gross Green, and Surprisingly, Quite Chewy! :) Kids are gonna LOVE this! Green Balls of Poo are actually Green Apple Flavored Chewy Candy, but…
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Boys Zombie Sunglasses
“RAWRRRRRR!” It’s a Zombie… Oh wait, that’s just your Kid. Especially when he’s got on these Ultra-Cool Zombie Sunglasses. Fun Party Glasses that turns any Kid into The Walking Dead. Made of Plastic with Non-Polarized Zombie See-Through Lens (Scratch…
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Zombie Santa Christmas Stocking
Stick your Arm in this Christmas Stocking, and you just might not get it back. For it’s a Zombie Santa Stocking that’s right up your Undead Alley. Featuring a Gnarly, Colorful, Bloody, Evil Dead Santa Claus that’s Creepy as…
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Zombie Reusable Hand Warmers
Buy a Few of these for your Brains, because Zombies LOVE Warm Brains. They’re a Pair of Very Cool 3.5″ Hand Warmers that will keep the BITE away from your Fingers. Fun Warmers, a Set of TWO, that Feature…
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Zombie Brain Candle
This is so Darn Sweet… A Zombie Candle. With Brains. Of course. A Fun Gift for your Undead Friend. A Sweet Sentiment before you Dine on Blood and Guts… A Green Virus Pool Candle Tin, with a Red Ball…
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Zombie Dry Erase Board
Let’s see, what’s on the List? BRAINS BRAINS and More BRAINS! It’s a Dry Erase Board that’s Perfect for all your Zombie Fun. Shopping Lists, Things To Do, Phone Messages, Cryptic Notes that say “DON’T OPEN – DEAD INSIDE”……
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2019 Eaters Biters Roamers Calendar
This is the Ultimate Gift for New Years… A BITE from a Walker! And with this Walker Calendar, you can be Eaten everyday of the Year. It’s the Yearly Walkers: The Eaters, Biters, and Roamers of AMC The Walking…
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Bigfoot Vs. Zombies DVD
Sweet… I LOVE all things Big Foot, and seeing Sasquatch battle ZOMBIES… AWESOME! A Scientist Creates a Toxic Cocktail that slowly leaks into the Local Population, creating Flesh-Eating Zombies – and only one Creature of Legend can stop the…
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