Chained Kneeling Zombie Glass Table
SICK! Looking for a Nice Place to Lay your Brains… Look no further than this Incredibly Detailed and Horrific Coffee Table. Featuring a Kneeling Zombie, Chained, Bloody, Hungry, Holding up a Glass Top Table that’s just Magnificent and Delightful. Talk about a Conversation Piece! 22.5″ High, Made of Composite Resin, Hand Painted and Polished with lot’s of Gore… It’s Certainly an Eye Sore!
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Zombie Skeleton Ribcage Pendant
This is a Cool Pendant that will Surely Grab some Eyes… And Eat Them! It’s a Jet Black Pendant Frame Featuring a Skeleton Zombie Ribcage and a Broken Toxic Green Heart! Plus, lots and lots of BLOOD! Fun Pendant…
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Zombie Underwear
Want to Scare your Girlfriend (or Boyfriend) really Bad? Then slide on a Pair of these Zombie Underwear and let the FUN Begin! These Underwear feature a Close up of a Black and White Zombie with Red Eyes and…
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Dong of the Dead
Oh Man, I Laughed at this one. It’s a Zombie Dong… HA HA HA! A Sculpture that looks like a Zombie, and something Phallic as well. It’s just not right. But oh so Funny! With Bloody Hands, Exposed Ribs,…
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Zombie Monster Horror Face Mask
Halloween is coming. Better die fast. Because this year, we’re all turning into zombies. It’s easy too, for this face mask, which we all have to wear, is frightening, and FUN! It’s a zombie face mask, that’s creepy, scary,…
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Walking Dead Just Survive Somehow Mug
In Season 5 of The Walking Dead, Enid Writes “JSS” on Everything from Cars to Turtle Bones. And those Letters “JSS” Stand for “Just Survive Somehow.” It’s a Great Quote for all those Alive and Dead: Just Survive. And…
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Zombie Shirt with Mesh Sleeve
HA! Casual Friday will never be the Same! :) This T-Shirt is a Zombie’s Delight. It looks like you’ve been Ripped to Shreds… Which seems Appropriate since the Button on your Blue Tie Reads: I Heart Brains! :) Faux…
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Zombie Mona Lisa Necklace
Oh Mona… A billion people stare at her every year… Don’t they know she’s Dead? As in this Very Funny and Cool Mona Lisa Zombie Pendant. A Horrible Version of Mona with White Glossy Eyes, Green Skin, Scars and…
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Zombie Olympics T-Shirt
This Shirt makes me laugh. It’s a Zombie Olympics T-Shirt featuring all the different Zombie Sports: High Jump, Javelin, Hurdles… And the Zombies do what Zombies do best… Moan and Groan with their arms outstretched, searching for their next…
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