Men’s Zombie Horde Boxer Briefs
Rawrrrr! If these underwear aren’t appropriate with the words “Good Luck”, then I don’t know what is. It’s a fun, colorful zombie horde print that makes these boxer briefs stand out in a crowd of undead. Made of a modal-viscose blend that is 3x softer than cotton, these briefs are breathable to eliminate sweat, shrink resistant, comfy, durable flatlock stitching to eliminate seams, and a contour pouch with no fly. Wear them and RUNNNNN!
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Walking Dead Knee High Socks
When the Dead start to Walking, I’ll make sure I wear these Knee High Socks so I can RUN LIKE HELL! Ha! These Cool Socks are The Walking Dead Knee High Socks that are made out of 97% Polyester…
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Zombie Glasses
Need a Quick Costume? Want some FUN? Going as a ZOMBIE? Well, these Simple, but Effective Zombie Glasses are just the Trick! Featuring a Pair of Black Glasses with ZOMBIE EYES, these throw-on Props will Frighten all the Poor…
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Zombie Degree
This is a Custom Gag Diploma Certificate from Zombie State University! It’s Fully Customized with ANY NAME and ANY DATE of your Choice! It’s a Great Custom Novelty Gift with a Personalized Touch. Top Quality Certificate also includes Official…
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Zombie Selfie Tank Top
Tired? Dead to the World? Feeling like a Zombie? Well you Better take a Selfie and Post it, because that’s what Dead Things do. Right? Especially when you have an Official “Zombie Selfie” Tank Top. A Fun White Tee…
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Squeeze Zombie Zits
Oh yes, the feel of zombie brains squirting through your fingers. Lovely! Whatever you call them, zits, snot, blood, brains… This fun toy is sure to be a BLAST! It’s a zombie squeeze toy, a stress relieving pimple popper,…
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Zombie Gotcha Game
Zombie Gotcha, by Mattel Games, is a creepy-cool kids game that locks players in a house with a zombie, then challenges them to escape by “unlocking” each of their doors. Match two key cards of the same color to…
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Where’s the Zombie?
Oh those Dumb Zombies, always getting lost in a crowd. And just like “Where’s Waldo?”, this “Where’s the Zombie?” will have you Searching for Hours. Readers will be Amused, Entertained, and Terrified as they hunt for the Family of…
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Zombie Platform Pumps
Synthetic, Vegan, and Bloody… Nothing better to Slip your Dead Tired Feet in than a Pink Pair of Pumps, with Gory Zombies, Eyeballs, Guts, Brains, and Teeth. Perfect for a Night out on the Town, or Sneaking around the…
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