Zombie Boxer Briefs
Nothing like pulling down your pants and seeing a one-eyed fright! It’s zombie boxer briefs that are bloody good fun. A crazy, creepy green zombie, with one eye, jumping from your groin. Surrounded by a horde of meat eating monsters, and splashed with blood and a red elastic band, these underwear are ideal for zombie lovers, and walking dead fans. Sizes Small – XLarge, these men’s briefs have a Polyester and Spandex blend, with a pull on closure. Let’s just hope everything isn’t undead. :)
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Crusty Zombie Toenails
These Corroded Zombie Toenails offer a Tasty Toe Jam Treat. When Searching for Zombies to Kill, this Crunchy 2 oz Snack will keep your Hunger under Control. Brown, Curled, Smelly, and Rank, these Edible Munchies may remind you of…
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Zombie Eye Pinata
LMAO! I Really Adore this Awesome Piñata. It’s a Big Green Zombie Eye that has a Bright Yellow Bloodshot Pupil and Dangling Bloody Optic Nerves. YIKES! What FUN it would be for a Party and Kids trying to POP…
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Eye Heart Zombies Bottle Opener
Open that Toxic Brew with a little Zombie Gun! Okay, not a real Gun, but you’ll be Firing it around the Kitchen for sure. It’s a Zombie Eye-Heart Bottle Opener that’s made out of Steel. It not only opens…
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Zombie Feet Sandals
These are Hilarious! More like Hysterical! They are Basically a Thong Sandal without the Thing Part… more of a Slide on, like a Slipper, but they Certainly are ZOMBIEISH! Looking like Gross, Rotten, Bloody Zombie Feet, you’ll get tons…
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Crochet Zombie Hat
LOL Come Halloween… This could be your Costume, sure and sweet. For it’s a Zombie Hat, a Crochet Cap, that’s Fun, Green, and EYE-POPPING! No doubt. Great Hat, even with the Hair… Handmade to Order, so each and every…
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Zombie Repellent Breath Spray
Let’s Face it. Your Breath is already Bad enough to Wake the Dead… But just in case that happens (and we all know the Zombie Apocalypse will happen), then you better be prepared; Arm yourself with Zombie Repellent Breath…
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Grandma-Attack of the Geriatric Zombies
LMAO! Usually when you go to Grandma’s, she FEEDS YOU! HA! Now, she’s some Demented Zombie who is making your Vacation HELL! Appropriately named “GRANDMA – Attack of the Geriatric Zombies Novel”, this book takes you where Grandpa never…
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Zombie Toilet Brush
HA! This Zombie doesn’t Eat Brains, it Eats the Toilet Brush! It’s a Gory Zombie Toilet Brush Holder that’s Bloody Cool. 14″ High, Cast in Cold Cast Resin, this Holder looks like a Creepy Zombie Head with Nasty Teeth…
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