Zombie Santa Claus Ornament
Nothing’s better to Decorate a Dead Tree, then with Dead Santa…. HA! It’s Santa Claus… Looking a Little Green (almost like the Grinch). But this Santa is a Zombie Santa (even he couldn’t Escape the Brain-Eating Horde). Poor St. Nick… Full of Blood, Missing Teeth, Stump Arm… Fun, Fun, Fun! The Perfect Ornament for your Christmas Tree. Buy One, Buy a Dozen, fill the Whole Tree with Zombies! “RAWRRRRR!” Hand-Painted Resin, Dying for the Holidays. HO HO HO!
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Scary Dead Rotting Zombie Teeth
All we need is a Dentist. Right? One to Kill and Bite and Rip their Neck out? Eh? And with these Hideous Zombie Teeth, that may just happen… Just in time for Halloween, slap these Ugly Suckers in your…
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Grow a Zombie Garden
LOL… That’s exactly what you want to see Sticking up out of the Grass… A ZOMBIE! Well, now you can with this Ultra-Cool Zombie Garden Kit, where you can Grow A Garden with ZOMBIES! Kit Includes 16 Pieces of…
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Edible Zombie Fingers
SICK! Can you pass me another Phalange? This Fingernail’s stuck in my Tooth… YIKES! AND YUMMY! For it’s Zombie Fingers, looking Oh-So-Realistic… That’s actually Edible FOOD! Can you imagine? YES! They’re Perfect for your Next Party or Dig… Almonds,…
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Chia Zombie Head
Oh My… Doesn’t this take the Cake? It’s a Chia Pet that’s a ZOMBIE HEAD! And boy is it UGLY! HA! Ghoulishly Fun, it makes for one Amusing Gift, or more than likely, one Gag Gift! Perfect for any…
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Zombie Dog Pet Costume
LMAO! The things we do to our Dogs… and what’s funny is, they don’t mind. They actually LOVE it… Before they chew it to pieces. HA! And look at this Zombie Costume for your little Pooch. A Small Costume,…
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Call of Duty Zombies 2017 Calendar
2017 Calendar? So early? Why not… You can grab some Early Christmas Gifts and start checking them off, one Bloody Brain at a time… And Bloody it is with this Call of Duty Calendar… ZOMBIES Style! Creepy, Gory, Full…
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Zombie Lake Blu-Ray
In a Small Lakeside Town, Young Women Disappear without a Trace. The Superstitious Locals Blame “The Lake of Ghosts”. When another Woman is Found Dead, a Reporter comes to Town and Soon Discovers that the Lake Harbors a Terrible…
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Zombie Fallout Book
Once you Read the First Few Pages of Zombie Fallout, you’re in for the series! Fallout is a Gory, Laugh Out Loud Tale of a Community of Heroes, Cowards and Misfits Struggling against a Post-Apocalyptic Zombie World. This is…
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