Zombie Santa Claus Ornament
Nothing’s better to Decorate a Dead Tree, then with Dead Santa…. HA! It’s Santa Claus… Looking a Little Green (almost like the Grinch). But this Santa is a Zombie Santa (even he couldn’t Escape the Brain-Eating Horde). Poor St. Nick… Full of Blood, Missing Teeth, Stump Arm… Fun, Fun, Fun! The Perfect Ornament for your Christmas Tree. Buy One, Buy a Dozen, fill the Whole Tree with Zombies! “RAWRRRRR!” Hand-Painted Resin, Dying for the Holidays. HO HO HO!
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Zombie Haiku Poetry For Your Brains
Oh Boy… It’s Zombie Haiku; Good Poetry For Your…Brains, and it’s written by an Undead Poet. Featuring Firsthand Experiences during the Zombie Plague, this Journal of Cute Poetry continues, even after the author is DEAD. So a Zombie Haiku,…
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Zombie Feet Flip Flops
LMAO! Zombie Feet Flip Flops are just too Damn Funny! Ever want to Walk in the Shoes of a Zombie? Well now you can… Especially in the Morning before you’ve had your First Cup of Coffee! :) These Flip-Flop…
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Walking Dead All Infected T-Shirt
SICCCCC! It’s the Creepiest, Coolest T-Shirt you’ll ever wear. The Walking Dead’s ALL INFECTED T-Shirt that’s Ripped, Bloody, and Adorned with Flesh and Bones. AWESOME! Exclusive from AMC’s critically acclaimed TV Series The Walking Dead, this T is Black,…
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Simple Zombie Makeup Tutorials
Makeup can do Magical Gory Things… but it doesn’t have to be a Mystery or a Mess. Applying a Basic, Natural look doesn’t Require a lot of Skill or Tools. You can do lots of the Blending with your…
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Zombie Backgammon Board
This is a FIRST! I’ve never seen a Zombie Backgammon Board before, and I LOVE IT! If you play Backgammon like I do, then a Zombie Theme is right up your Undead Alley. It’s a Hand Carved Backgammon Set…
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Zombie Apocalypse Soap Dispenser
Only Kids can Prevent the Zombie Apocalypse… Because it all begins by a Virus; Passed on by a Simple Handshake… From not Washing your Hands. Right? Could be… Why not? So get your Kids Washing up after Picking their…
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Patriotic Zombie Square Ornament
It’s the 4th of July! Happy Independence Day! And nothing is more FREE than Zombies! So with this Hilarious Take on “Uncle Sam”, let this Zombie tell you what they really want: BRAINS! Red, White and Blue Brains. Or…
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Badass Zombie Killers Card Game
Rack em up, because these Zombies are going down! For this NEW Card Game is just the thing you need. It’s a Zombie Killers Game featuring Zombie Killing Weapons (Gas-Powered, Double-Barreled, Laser-Guided Pitchfork) that are Totally Badass and Wicked…
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