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Bong Of The Living Dead
HA HA! OKAYYYYY! This is a story of five friends who share a love of pot and a lifelong dream to see the zombie apocalypse become reality. But when the undead actually rise to gruesomely (and hilariously) eat the…
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Crochet Baby Zombie Shoes
LMAO! Oh there’s nothing I like better then a zombie baby… er, zombie baby shoes. Talk about cute, and green, and hilarious. A fine pair of knitted crochet shoes, ideal for the undead soft chewy baby. Such a treat….
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Redneck Zombie Jokes
LOL! Just hearing the name of this book makes me laugh… Redneck Zombie Jokes! Really? Okay… Here’s one of em: “What sugary, inexpensive treat do Redneck Zombie children look forward to eating at snack time?” “Jelly-Belly Buttons!” Nice… Perfectly…
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Grow a Zombie Garden
LOL… That’s exactly what you want to see Sticking up out of the Grass… A ZOMBIE! Well, now you can with this Ultra-Cool Zombie Garden Kit, where you can Grow A Garden with ZOMBIES! Kit Includes 16 Pieces of…
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Daryl Dixon Mini Action Figure Bust
Daryl, from The Walking Dead, is Such a Bad Ass! And so is this Mini-Bust Action Figure of him, too. A Beautiful Statue that Stands 6 3/4 inches Tall, Digitally Sculpted and Cold Cast using the Highest Quality Synthetic…
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Walking Dead Cookie Jar
Coookiesssssssssss! Rawrrrrrrrrrr! It’s a Nice Ceramic Spot to Store all your Edibles… Even BRAINSSSSSSSSS! A Walking Dead Cookie Jar, 9″ x 7″ with a Removable Cranium… Bloody Teeth, A Screwdriver through the Eye Socket… What more could you ask…
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Takis Zombie Tortilla Chips
Zombies Eat Brains, and Apparently, Tortilla Chips. For these Tasty Treats are Ideal for all those Brain Dipping Goodies… Mini Takis, Habanero and Cucumber Flavored, are Lovely Little Mini Tortilla Rolled Chips. Delicious and Guaranteed Fresh, you’ll want to…
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Zombie Hand Soap
LOL! That’s exactly what I want to do when I want to Wash off all the Blood… Use a Zombie HAND! HA! This Cute and Colorful Green Zombie Hand is actually a Bar of Soap. Made to look like…