Mens Zombie Shoes
LOL, this is SO TRUE! Every time you see a Zombie in a Zombie Movie, they’re always wearing shoes like these… WHO Wears these Shoes? Oh yeah, ZOMBIES! HA! These Cool, Classy, Stitched Shoes are Black, Gray, and Red inside… Just like BRAINS! Men’s Dress Shoes that will compliment any Zombie Outfit. Leather, Canvas, Plastic Shoes in Sizes S, M, L… Slap some on TODAY! :)
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Zombie Skin Trinket Box
Totally Awesome! WOW! It’s a Trinket Box, Jewelry Box, Brain Box… Whatever you want to call it, a BOX that’s made out of Zombie Skin! YIKES! Well… Okay, not REAL Skin, but Hell, it sure looks like it. Cool…
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Men’s Zombie Doctor Jacket
“Is there a Doctor in the House?” “RAWRRRRRR!” “Oh Never MIND!” It’s the Kind of Doctor that Nightmares are Made From. An Undead Doctor that will Carve, Probe and Cut a Little too Deep… “MUNCH!” Perfect to Finish any…
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Zombie Bride Wedding Dress
AWE-SOME!!! This is So Cool. It’s a Wedding Dress, or Costume, that’s Perfect for the Zombie Bride. Featuring a White Wedding Dress that’s Burned, Run over with Tire Tracks, and Assaulted with Bloody Zombie Hands, this Dress is Striking…
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Zombie Combat Academy Skull Ring
If you’re going to Bash your Fist through a Zombie’s Head, better wear this Ring. It’s Metal. It’ll Pulverize those Brains! Plus, a little RED might make this Ring look Cooler. Even though it’s Cool enough. A Skull, Adorned…
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Zombie Tinder Fire Starter
I LOVE a Good Zombie BBQ. The Smell of Zombie Flesh Burning in Piles of Fermented Hair and Smoke… MMM! Brings back Fond Memories… And now, with these FUN Zombie Tinders, you can Light your Fire anytime. With Grotesque…
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Zombie And Brains Greeting Card
Awww! We go together like Zombie and Brains! Peanut Butter and Jelly! Sausage and Eggs! What a Great Greeting Card, Blank inside so you can Write your own Prose… Featuring a Cute, but Gnarly Zombie (Nice Gums) and a…
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Zombie Danger Warning Signs Magnets
How’s this for a Magnet: Zombie Disposal Unit, Danger – Reanimated Corpses, Shoot ‘Em in the Head, Zombie Outbreak – Quarantine, Live Humans Only, Zombie Exterminator, Hazmat Gear Required, and Zombie Containment… All Fun Magnets, 8 in a set…
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Zombie Car Vent Sticks
Smell that? It’s either your Dead Grandpa in the Back Seat or I just Farted… Because these Car Fresheners are Rotting for sure. Vent Sticks that look just like Zombies, Fun, Creepy, Scary Zombies, clipped onto your Vehicle’s Air…
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