Zombie Killer Machete

“Chop em up, Chop em up!” It’s a Zombie Killing Machine that’s Handheld and BAD ASS! A Zombie Killer Machete that’s IDEAL for any Walking Dead Fan. Featuring a REAL Machete (So be careful with this kids), that’s Hand Painted, Bloody… And full of Zombies and Grassy Brains. SICK! Reading “Zombie Killer” across the Blade, this Slicer and Dicer will look Spiffy on your Wall… Just in case!

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  • Grandma-Attack of the Geriatric Zombies

    LMAO! Usually when you go to Grandma’s, she FEEDS YOU! HA! Now, she’s some Demented Zombie who is making your Vacation HELL! Appropriately named “GRANDMA – Attack of the Geriatric Zombies Novel”, this book takes you where Grandpa never…

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  • 2019 Zombie Weekly Planner Calendar

    Jump Start Your Spooky 2019 Planning and Keep Track of your Entire School Work, Office or Business Week using this Simple Fun Zombie Planner. Great for Teachers, Students and Adults as a Unique Undead Gift. Measuring 7” x 10”…

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  • Zombie Labyrinth Board Game

    If you think that you have the largest collection of brains, race to the finish. The player with the most brains wins. This game features unique puzzle-like game board pieces that can be rotated in any direction, allowing the…

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  • Zombiesaurus Coffee Mug

    RAWRRRRRRRRRRR! That’s me in the morning without coffee. And now, I can have my coffee and roar too. For this very cool and colorful coffee mug is not only equipped with a dinosaur, t-rex, but a zombie-saurus… A bloody,…

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  • Zombie Jesus Flask

    LMAO! I’ll Drink to that! “Jesus Died for your Sins. Now he’s Back for your Brains!” HA! Wrong, Cool and Creepy, this Flask features Jesus as you’ve never seen him before… As a Bloody Zombie!… SWEET! Brushed Stainless Steel…

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  • Where’s the Zombie?

    Oh those Dumb Zombies, always getting lost in a crowd. And just like “Where’s Waldo?”, this “Where’s the Zombie?” will have you Searching for Hours. Readers will be Amused, Entertained, and Terrified as they hunt for the Family of…

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  • 3 Zombie Pathway Markers

    Nice, real nice… Zombies showing you the path. YIKES! Fun Loving Undead Heads that are Perfect for your Landscape or Driveway. Light up the way with these 3 Zombies that are Scary, Frightening, but Motion Activated as well. When…

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  • Zombie Dog Prop

    Well the Mailman better watch out with this Scary Zombie DOG! Talk about Gnarly! This Pup has seen better Days for Sure! Looking like a Green-Gray Snarling Pooch, this Freaky Monster has Huge Teeth, Bloody Gums, and Beady little…

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