Zombie Killer Machete
“Chop em up, Chop em up!” It’s a Zombie Killing Machine that’s Handheld and BAD ASS! A Zombie Killer Machete that’s IDEAL for any Walking Dead Fan. Featuring a REAL Machete (So be careful with this kids), that’s Hand Painted, Bloody… And full of Zombies and Grassy Brains. SICK! Reading “Zombie Killer” across the Blade, this Slicer and Dicer will look Spiffy on your Wall… Just in case!
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3 Zombie Pathway Markers
Nice, real nice… Zombies showing you the path. YIKES! Fun Loving Undead Heads that are Perfect for your Landscape or Driveway. Light up the way with these 3 Zombies that are Scary, Frightening, but Motion Activated as well. When…
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Chocolate Zombie Santa Candy
Nom Nom Nom I just ate Santa’s Brains! :) And so will YOU with this Lovely Gory Christmas Candy… It’s a Chocolate Zombie Santa that Features Green Santa Zombie and a Bloody Beard. Each 5.5″ Zombie Santa comes Boxed…
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Zombie Arm Rear Windshield Wiper
NICE! I really LOVE this… It’s a Great Gift for the Zombie Fan… For it’s a Zombie Arm, that you attach to your Rear Window’s Windshield Wiper… And the whole time it’s on, it’s grabbing back and forth like…
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Bye Rick, Walking Dead Tank Top
Ouch… This Hurts! It’s the “Bye Rick” Tank that Cuts like a Knife. With Rick Grimes, aka. Andrew Lincoln, leaving The Walking Dead… I’m losing my mind. I can’t even imagine him not being on that show. But then…
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Zombie Cat Running Shoes
“MEOW MEOW MEOW RAWRRRRR!” It’s a Cat, a Zombie Cat, “RUNNNNNNN!” And with these Hilarious Tennis Shoes, you can do just that. Fun Boy’s Zombie Shoes Featuring a White Zombie Cat Crawling out of the Grave… Lightweight, Elastic, Suitable…
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Zombie Alert
LOL! I NEED THIS… It’s a Zombie Alert Button that “Alerts” Everyone that the Zombie Apocalypse has begun… The Hilarious Phrases Include: “Zombie Alert! Zombie Alert!”, “Zombie Detected in Premises!”, “Attention: Zombies Ahead!”, “Warning! You have been Exposed to…
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Zombie House Slippers
I can just picture a Zombie wearing these Slippers… They’d be Stumbling all over, Tripping over things, Falling and getting all Bloody… Oh wait. That’s what they do now. :) But with these Zombie House Slippers, even the Living…
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Zombie Bubba Gear Shift Knob
Yep, I wanna stick my hand on that… It’s the Coolest Gear Shift Knob you’ll ever see… A Zombie Head, Hand Carved, that’s Frightening and Wickedly Awesome. This Zombie Head can actually be used for many purposes other than…
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