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Crawling Zombie Lawn Decoration
Oh Geez… I think I had a Mild Heart Attack. Because this Creepy Ass Zombie Girl is Crawling across my Lawn. YIKES! A Frightening Zombie Prop that’ll add some Lovely Decor to your Undead Landscape. With Black Eyes, Stringy…
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Skeleton Zombie Child Costume
OMG… If only my kid really looked like this; SICK! It’s the coolest, creepiest, costume for kids yet. A skeleton zombie costume, that’s totally beautiful, and rotten, of course. 100% polyester, exclusive of trim, pull-on closure, hand washable, and…
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Rising Dead Zombie Hearse Sculpture
LMAO! You know, when the Zombie Virus Hits, and you’re Dead in a Coffin, you may as well enjoy it. Grab ahold of the Wheel Walker and Head out in a Blaze of Blood. YES! For this Vehicle is…
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Zombie Strippers Blu-ray
“What do you call a 350-pound Stripper?” “Broke!” “What’s the Difference between a Magician and a Stripper?” “One has a Cunning Stunt…” You know, if there’s Strippers in the Zombie Apocalypse, I probably wouldn’t mind getting Chewed to Pieces….
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Negan Inspired Lucille Charms
Walking Dead Fans will DIE to see who gets pummeled to death in the next season… Okay, maybe not, but these sweet charms are inspired by Negan and his trusty bat (Lucille). Hang them off your hoop earrings, necklace,…
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Zombie Stress Toy
“There’s no place like home, there’s no place like home…” That’s me, in the Zombie Apocalypse Squeezing the Hell out of this Stress Toy. A Fun Toy meant for Relieving Stress and Anxiety; all you do is Squeeze it….
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Crochet Baby Zombie Shoes
LMAO! Oh there’s nothing I like better then a zombie baby… er, zombie baby shoes. Talk about cute, and green, and hilarious. A fine pair of knitted crochet shoes, ideal for the undead soft chewy baby. Such a treat….
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Custom Zombie Pillow Cover
This is a Fun Gift… A Personalized Throw Pillow Case Cover that you can lay your Head on, when your Brains Drain out… SWEET! A Pillow Case Cover, 20″ by 20″ Made out of Durable Cotton Linen, with an…













