Negan Walking Dead Bat Pen
Batter Up… It’s the Perfect Gift for The Walking Dead Fans! For it’s Negan’s Trusty Bat, Lucille… AS A PEN! What’s that phrase, “words are stronger than weapons”… Yeah… These Pens, and you get TWO, are shaped just like the Bat Negan used to Demolish our Hopes and Dreams… Wrapped with Barb Wire, Splattered with Blood, reading “Zombie Killer”, it’s one Pen, that’s a MUST-HAVE this Christmas Season! Order NOW!
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The Armpit Farting Zombie Kid
This could be me… Max lives in an Average Home with his Normal Family (okay, scratch that). But Max is NOT your Average 12 year Old Boy. First of all, he is a Zombie Kid. Secondly, he is an…
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Creepy Zombie Coffee Cup
Bloody Beverage anyone? How about a Big of Brain in a Bubbling Caldron of Brew? It’s a Creepy Zombie Cup that will have everyone Screaming. Featuring a Handmade Coffee Cup, with the Illest Zombie Ever; Green Skin, Rotting Nose,…
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The Walking Dead Valentines Card
Oh Boy… Really. Who Said Romance Is Dead? Everyone… And with this Unique and Bloody Valentine’s Card, you can have your Brains and Eat them too. A Fun, Handmade Greeting Card that’s Ideal for Valentine’s Day. Featuring a Gnarly…
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Walking Dead Zombie Neck Chain
I tell you, the first time I saw Michonne on the Walking Dead, with her two PETS, I was blown away. HOW INCREDIBLY AWESOME and CREEPY! Nothing compares… And NOW, YOU can get the same look with your Zombie…
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Vinyl Walking Dead Figures
LMAO! Rick, he hasn’t looked that clean and uniformed for years… Daryl, wait, does he look bug-eyed to you? HA! It’s The Walking Dead Figures featuring Daryl Dixon, Michonne, or Rick Grimes. Officially-Licensed AMC’s The Walking Dead Merchandise, these…
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Zombie Car Vent Sticks
Smell that? It’s either your Dead Grandpa in the Back Seat or I just Farted… Because these Car Fresheners are Rotting for sure. Vent Sticks that look just like Zombies, Fun, Creepy, Scary Zombies, clipped onto your Vehicle’s Air…
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Zombies Hate Stuff Book
Zombies Hate Clowns! They also Hate Hippies, not to mention Zip Lines, Penguins, Moon Penguins, Nudists, Weddings, Sharing, and Kittens. They really Hate Unicorns, strangely don’t mind Canadians, and love YOU! :) With over 56 Watercolor Illustrations featuring things…
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Zombie Face T-Shirt
What a Kick Ass Cool Zombie! This Mountain Zombie Face Adult Sized T-Shirt Features an Over-Sized Relaxed Fit, with Reinforced Double-Stitching on all Seams. After Dyeing they are Washed and Dried, so they Arrive Comfortable, Pre-Shrunk and Ready to…
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