Negan Walking Dead Bat Pen
Batter Up… It’s the Perfect Gift for The Walking Dead Fans! For it’s Negan’s Trusty Bat, Lucille… AS A PEN! What’s that phrase, “words are stronger than weapons”… Yeah… These Pens, and you get TWO, are shaped just like the Bat Negan used to Demolish our Hopes and Dreams… Wrapped with Barb Wire, Splattered with Blood, reading “Zombie Killer”, it’s one Pen, that’s a MUST-HAVE this Christmas Season! Order NOW!
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Zombie Baby Decor
LOL This Baby is UGLLLLY! But then again, I’ve seen worse in the Mall. :) This Zombie Baby is 16 Inches Tall, made out of Latex, and looks like a Sitting Baby with Possessed Eyes, Fang Looking Teeth and…
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Infected Adult Mask
HOLY CRAP-O-LY! I don’t think I’ve ever seen a terrifying zombie mask! This bad boy is SICK! An infected undead mask that’s frightening, bloody, veiny… Full of long gross teeth, solid black eyes, and splattered with brain juice. Not…
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Texas Voodoo Zombies
Get your Blood and Brains with Amazon Prime… Ex-con Doobie Jones is faced with a Dilemma; find a Real Job or go back to Jail! Just when he thinks his Luck has Changed, Voodoo Priestess Sabrina, Casts a Spell…
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Zombie Dad Car Decal
Oh Dad… Got Bit! Now he’s a Zombie… Such is Life (and Death)! So Celebrate Dad and Father’s Day with this Hilarious Zombie Dad Car Decal. 5″ x 3″ Decal that will Slap on your Vehicle’s Window (or any…
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Chia Zombie Head
Oh My… Doesn’t this take the Cake? It’s a Chia Pet that’s a ZOMBIE HEAD! And boy is it UGLY! HA! Ghoulishly Fun, it makes for one Amusing Gift, or more than likely, one Gag Gift! Perfect for any…
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Zombie Slayer Desk Organizer
HA! I Love this… It’s a Zombie Slayer Desk Organizer that’s right up your Undead Alley… Featuring a Hand Carved WOOD Organizer, with a Snarling Zombie Head and Menacing Eyes, and sticking out of his Brains, a KNIFE! Bloody,…
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Zombie Repellent Bullet Necklace
“Incoming…” This Necklace, Pendant can really come in handy… During a Zombie Apocalypse! For this Necklace holds a REAL Bullet (Deactivated 308), with the hand engraving “ZOMBIE REPELLENT” and Green Virus Apothecary… Okay, okay, Green Enamel Ink, but don’t…
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Eye Heart Zombies Bottle Opener
Open that Toxic Brew with a little Zombie Gun! Okay, not a real Gun, but you’ll be Firing it around the Kitchen for sure. It’s a Zombie Eye-Heart Bottle Opener that’s made out of Steel. It not only opens…
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