Negan Walking Dead Bat Pen
Batter Up… It’s the Perfect Gift for The Walking Dead Fans! For it’s Negan’s Trusty Bat, Lucille… AS A PEN! What’s that phrase, “words are stronger than weapons”… Yeah… These Pens, and you get TWO, are shaped just like the Bat Negan used to Demolish our Hopes and Dreams… Wrapped with Barb Wire, Splattered with Blood, reading “Zombie Killer”, it’s one Pen, that’s a MUST-HAVE this Christmas Season! Order NOW!
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Santa Zombie Ugly Christmas Sweater
LMAO! St. Nick’s looking a little Green in the Face… For it’s Zombie Santa, and it’s the Ugliest Christmas Sweater you’ll ever wear. Fun Smiling Santa, Red Suit and all, Missing a Leg, Zombies on Foot… It’s looking like…
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Bag of Zombie Farts Cotton Candy
Zombie’s Stink! That’s for sure… But so does this Bag of Cotton Candy! For it’s Zombie Farts Cotton Candy that will leave an interesting taste in your mouth. It’s a Fun, Unique Idea that will make everyone LAUGH with…
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Only Dead on the Inside Book
There are plenty of Guides out there about how to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse. All of them assume Readers are Young, Fit, and Unencumbered by Children. In that Scenario, the only Living Humans left will be Smug, Outdoorsy Millennials….
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Scissor Hand Zombie Kid Belly Ring
Well this makes for the most interesting Belly Button Ring ever… A Zombie Kid with Scissor Hands. YIKES! Fun, Cartoon, Colorful, and Ideal for the Undead Fan. 14 Gauge, 3/8 Inches Long, 316L Stainless Steel Curved Barbell with a…
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Zombie Outbreak Steel Blades
What a Great Gift Set. It’s a Smooth Natural Bone Handle Zombie Trapper Gift Set in a Tin Gift Box. The Double Blades are Rust-Resistant Tru-Sharp Surgical Steel Blades that are 4-1/8″ Closed. Item Weights 1 lb, comes with…
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Zombie Girl Coloring Book
Not only Boys Love Zombies, Girls do too! So for all those Girly Undead Fans, Feast your Eyes on this. A Coloring Book for Gals. Fun, Classy, Festive, Full of Frilly Bloody Undead Zombies, Perfect for the Holidays. Artist…
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Green Glass Zombie Leg Pendant
Oh Man, if every Zombie was made out of Glass, do you know how much FUN that would be? Talk about a SMASH! (Negan would LOVE it!) But what’s even Better? This Glass Zombie Leg… A Great Looking Small…
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Zombie Repellent Breath Spray
Let’s Face it. Your Breath is already Bad enough to Wake the Dead… But just in case that happens (and we all know the Zombie Apocalypse will happen), then you better be prepared; Arm yourself with Zombie Repellent Breath…
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