Zombie Pee
LMAO! Zombie Pee? A Urine Sample from the Undead? HA! And it’s GREEN??? WOW! I’ll take TWO! And once you get a TASTE of this, you’ll probably want MORE as well. One thing I will say, is that Zombies are Persistent, and they Sure know how to Whip up some Fruity Flavored Urine! Because this Bottle of Pee is Creepy, Crazy, Intense Sour Apple Candy! BAH! I Hope you’re not too Disappointed! :)
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The Walking Dead Valentines Card
Oh Boy… Really. Who Said Romance Is Dead? Everyone… And with this Unique and Bloody Valentine’s Card, you can have your Brains and Eat them too. A Fun, Handmade Greeting Card that’s Ideal for Valentine’s Day. Featuring a Gnarly…
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Green Zombie Glass Pipe
Oh man, this is a Peace Pipe, right? HA! Well with this Fun Zombie Faced Pipe, you can Smoke whatever you like… For if the Dead are coming, it may be the Funnest Time you’ll ever have left. Handmade…
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The Return Of The Living Dead
Just when you Thought it was Safe to go back to the Cemetery, those Brain-Eating Zombies are back and Hungry for more Tasty Mortals. A Fiendish Mix of Outrageous Humor and Heart-Stopping Terror, The Return of the Living Dead…
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Zombie Corpse Wig
LOL! Talk about BED HEAD, this is DEAD HEAD! HA! Get that Risen-From-The-Grave look with this Grave Zombie Wig. No Flesh-Hungry Undead Monster Costume is Complete without this HAIR. And this Wig Features a Blend of Grey and Green…
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Zombie Jerky
This will give the Zombies exactly what they Crave… JERKS! err… Jerky! :) It says “ZOMBIE”, but it’s Really Green Beef Jerky in a BIO Hazard Bag “Every Little Bit of Natural Instinct Tells you to NOT EAT THE…
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Zombie Hand Lantern
Walk through the Pitch Black Night with a Light that will Show you the Zombies. They’re coming… You better RUN! It’s a Handheld Lantern that’s Everything Zombie! Featuring a Trick-Or-Treat, or Halloween Decoration that will Brighten up any Undead’s…
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Billy-Bob Zombie Teeth
Billy-Bob makes the Best Funny Teeth Ever. And Now, you can Zombie it up with Billy-Bob Zombie Teeth. Featuring Fake Teeth, that you Slip over your own Teeth, that instantly transforms your Mouth into the Walking Dead. One set…
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Zombie Banana Costume
Zombies are HOT! Bananas are Good! So why not be a Zombie Banana? eh? This Costume is Sure to be a Big Hit at your Next Party or Event! Just think of the Comments you’ll get among the George…
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