Oh that Drew… Always Dragging his Ass. Leaving Legs and Arms and Rotten Organs laying around… Sheesh… Good thing he’s a Chia Pet, for that Plant Odor helps Mask the Fungus… HA! This Chia Pet is a Zombie Lover’s…

The Zombie Survival Guide is your Key to Survival against the Hordes of Undead who may be Stalking you. Fully Illustrated and Exhaustively Comprehensive, this Book covers everything you need to know about Zombie Physiology, Behavior and more. Plus,…

I love this wig… Until it mixes with your blood and brains. It’s a women’s zombie wig, that’s creepy, gray, long, and scraggly. Made of polyester, this wig is a fright. The features include: Silver, Great Look, Great Gift…..

This Unauthorized Parody Prop Book is the Perfect Addition to your Zombie Costume and Decorations… A full 8.5×11 inches, it’s Highly Visible when you Carry it, DEVOUR it… Because this book is actually filled with Page after Page of…

Nice Box you have there… What’s ya keep in it? BRAINSSSSSSSSS! LOL This little Trinket Box is Adorable. Look at the little Zombie Head. AWWWWW! It’s the Perfect Small Size to keep a Ring in… You know, like a…

Gnarly! That’s the only word to describe this Hideous Zombie Face Mask. Such a Delightful Bloody Face Plate with Teeth, Bones and Gore. JUST AWESOME! A Handmade Mask with Latex Skin, backed with Casting Plastic (to make it more…

This Valentine’s, give her your Brains, and your Heart! For it’s a Zombie Teddy Bear, that’s Bloody Good Fun. A Vermont Bear, Gray with Stitchings, Carrying a Handful of Brains “Romantic Dinner for Two”, Gift Wrapped, of course. 15…

“HIGH FIVE!” You’ll be able to Slam all those Zombie Hands with this Fun Ring. It’s a Zombie Hand, Green, Bloody and Perfect for Halloween. Featuring a Horrifying Undead Hand, a Plastic Hand with a White Bone sticking out,…