Well this just Cracks me up… And with Cold Weather coming, it’ll keep me Toasty and Warm. Just like Hot Brains. It’s a Zombie Plush, that’s also a Scarf. You just pull the Brains out and Voila… Undead Entrails….

Well that’s just Lovely… Double Lovely. It’s a Zombie Mask that’s Double the Gore, and the Slices, and the Blood, and the Eyeballs… YIKES! Featuring a Zombie Mask, that’s a Deformed Double Mutant, and it’s Frightening indeed. 100% Natural…

Nice…. It’s the Jack and Jill Went Up to Kill: A Book of Zombie Nursery Rhymes! How Sweet! Nothing’s too Bloody, Graphic or Dire for your Little Zombie Bait, right? Talk about Seriously Twisted (with Eye-Popping Illustrations)… Devour Mother…

This is how you Entertain! Set up Monitors behind Windows, Doors or other Openings, to create the Effect that the Zombie Invasion is upon us. Watch as Zombies try to get through the Wall or Window, it’s Scary! Dvd…

Oh CRAPPPPP! It’s that Day… Dooms Day! Doom for one of the Characters on The Walking Dead. All Due to Negan and his Trusty, Bloody, Barbed Wire Wrapped Bat, “Lucille”! It’s Viscous, it’s Horrific, it’s the Zombie Apocalypse… What…

This Handsome Glass Decanter is Shaped like a Zombie Head! Gnarly! It even has a Cork, so you can keep your Favorite Liquor Fresh. It goes great with a Bloody Mary! HA! This Zombie Head is a Fantastic Addition…

This will give the Zombies exactly what they Crave… JERKS! err… Jerky! :) It says “ZOMBIE”, but it’s Really Green Beef Jerky in a BIO Hazard Bag “Every Little Bit of Natural Instinct Tells you to NOT EAT THE…

Beautiful, now when you’re running from the Zombie Horde, you can run in Style with this Very Cool, Zombie Painted Leather Gun Holster. Hand Crafted, Unique, each Holster is Created to Fit your Make and Model of Gun once…