John McCain Zombie Mask
Oh John… It looks just like you. Remember that Debate with Obama… Yeah, put this Mask on, Stick your Tongue out and you’ll be a Parody too! This Funny Zombie Faced McCain is made out of Latex. It’s Colorful, Big Lipped, Bulging Eyed, White Haired, Wrinkled, and is One Size Fits Most Adults. Realistic, Comfortable, and FUN, you’ll Want to RUN again Mr. McCain!
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Zombie Head Earrings
“RAWRRRR!” “RAWRRRR!” That’s Double “RAWRRRRS!” for Double Zombies. One Head on Each Earlobe… Munching Away at your Brains. “CHOMP! CHOMP!” Great Earrings, Perfect for the Undead Fan… Zombie Heads, Made of Plastic, Painted with Lots and Lots of BLOOD……
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Zombie Shot Glasses
GULP GULP GULP… That’s you, Chugging down some Brew, for the Zombie Apocalypse has begun. Okay, that’s YOU everyday, but hey, when you’re Brain Dead and the Walkers are coming, who can tell the difference? It’s a Set of…
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Zombie Straight Razor
The last thing you want in a Zombie Apocalypse is a Close Shave… Good thing the Undead are still Dead… For the time being. But if not, this Straight Razor just might do the Trick. A 4.38″ Blade that…
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Walking Dead Quilt and Pillow
Get your Toes Toasty and your Brains Roasty with this Great Walking Dead Combo: A Throw Blanket, Warm Quilt, Measuring 35″ X 40″, with a 100% Cotton Batting between the Cotton Outer Layers, and a Soft and Cushy Pillow…
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Zombie Hunter Vest
Hunting Zombies? Going on a Zombie Run? Paintball? No matter your Sport, there’s a Jacket Vest that’s Ideal for YOU; the Zombie Killer! Now you can be the Baddest Rock Star of the Apocalypse with this Fabulous Green Camo,…
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Zombie Splat Slingshot
Shoot Zombies off into the Air with this Zombie Splat Slingshot. These Super-Squishy, Stretchy Zombies just wanna have Fun and they promise Not to Bite. Just Loop their Hands in the Catch on the Slingshot, Pull Back on their…
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You’ve Got Red On You T-Shirt
LMAO! You’ve got Red on you! It’s right There! This Foree Electric T-Shirt is AWESOME! Made from 100% Cotton and Printed to look just like the Shirt and Striped Red Tie that Sales Adviser Shaun (From Shaun of the…
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Custom Zombie Pillow Cover
This is a Fun Gift… A Personalized Throw Pillow Case Cover that you can lay your Head on, when your Brains Drain out… SWEET! A Pillow Case Cover, 20″ by 20″ Made out of Durable Cotton Linen, with an…
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