John McCain Zombie Mask
Oh John… It looks just like you. Remember that Debate with Obama… Yeah, put this Mask on, Stick your Tongue out and you’ll be a Parody too! This Funny Zombie Faced McCain is made out of Latex. It’s Colorful, Big Lipped, Bulging Eyed, White Haired, Wrinkled, and is One Size Fits Most Adults. Realistic, Comfortable, and FUN, you’ll Want to RUN again Mr. McCain!
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Zombie Arm Ring
Look at the Detail in this Zombie Ring. It’s SO OUTSTANDING! And… It’s Wrapping it’s Dead Fingers around your Flesh and Squeezing Tight… YIKES! The Gory Hand, the Severed Arm, the Bones Sticking out of the Sleeve… YIKES! This…
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Zombie Graveyard Wax Melts
MMM, Smell that? It’s a Zombie, Cooking, Melting, Skin Sliding off its Face, the Limbs Dropping Down, Legs Buckling… With the Fresh Scent of Musty Basement! Or Scream Brulee… or Poisoned Pipe. Because it’s actually Wax Melts, that will…
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Zombie Tinder Fire Starter
I LOVE a Good Zombie BBQ. The Smell of Zombie Flesh Burning in Piles of Fermented Hair and Smoke… MMM! Brings back Fond Memories… And now, with these FUN Zombie Tinders, you can Light your Fire anytime. With Grotesque…
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Zombie Daze Coloring Book
SICK! BLOODY! GOOD! FUN! It’s a zombie coloring book, that’s totally cool. Featuring a 2 x 1 x 3 inch book, ideal for art classrooms. And, it’s created by Crayola (Crayola Art with Edge), made for kids 12 years…
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Kids Bloody Zombie Costume
OKAY WTF???? HA! I can’t stop laughing at this costume. It’s hilarious. It’s like something out of the hills have eyes, or some super bad B zombie movie… Oh wait. Aren’t all zombie movies B horror rated??? Oh well….
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Zombie Head Pinata
This 3-D Zombie Head Pinata is Spooky enough to make Guests at your next Zombie Party tremble with Fear, yet have Fun at the same time. It’s Perfect for a “Walking Dead” Themed Party! Featuring a Head Dripping “Blood”,…
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Crawling Zombie Canvas Art
STUNNING! WOW! This is one of the most beautiful, and creepy, zombie paintings I have ever seen. I’m in love. Who wouldn’t fall in love, just look at those eyes. And that mouth. It’s a handmade art print, on…
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Carl Grimes Bite Mark T-Shirt
Damn… I’m still Pissed that they Killed off Carl Grimes. Still Pissed about Glenn (my Favorite on The Walking Dead), and Abraham as well… What a way to KILL the Show… And now Rick???? Eh, I’m Dead! Might as…
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