Zombie Hunter Baby Pacifier
HA HA! Way to Go Baby! This is the Perfect Gift for the Lil Zombie Hunter in Training… It’s a Baby Pacifier that’s White with Black Lettering, reading “Zombie Hunter”, adorned with Big Red Splotches of BLOOD! Cool! Made with a Silicone Orthodontic Nipple, this Pacifier is Designed to Exceed all Safety Standards and still Look Good at the Same Time. SWEET SUCKY UNDEAD!
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Zombie Incense Holder
What’s that Smell? Rotting Stinking Flesh? “Nope, Sorry it’s Jasmine!” HA! It may Smell Good, but it don’t Look Good! It’s a Zombie Incense Holder that’s a Bloody Zombie who’s been Impaled by the Incense. And that Horrible Bug-Eyed…
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Hello Kitty Zombie Decal
“Helly Kitty”, that’s exactly what the Tire said before it Flattened your Furry Little Speedbump… HA! Poor Kitty! It’s a Good thing that Hello Kitty is a Zombie, because nothing Kills a Cat, except Kindness! A Green Kitty with…
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Zombie Marionette
OH MAN… This Puppet, err, Marionette, is KICK ASS COOL! If you’ve ever wanted to Walk your Own Undead, then you really need to get a Handle on this. It’s a Walking Dead Zombie, that’s a Fun Marionette… Strings,…
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Rusty Zombie Hand
This hand is KILLER… It’s a Zombie Hand, Cut out of Solid Steel, and it’s Rusty as Hell… A sheer thing of Beauty! Stick this Decoration in your Garden, Lawn, Head… Wherever you want the Undead! Surprise visitors and…
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Cute Poop Zombie T-Shirt
Lovely! Not only is it a Zombie Poop… But the Zombie Poop looks like a Zombie! How Fun! A Big Green Pile of Undead Poo, with Bloody Bulging Eyes, Gnashing Teeth and Exposed Brains. Stunning! Plus this T-Shirt comes…
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Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies
NICE… When a Scientific Experiment conducted by a Local Entrepreneur unleashes an Epidemic of Zombies and Mutant Wildlife in the Austrian Alps, Three Young Snowboarders find themselves in an Epic Battle for Survival where they must use their Killer…
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Afterlife with Archie
If you’ve never looking into the Afterlife with Archie Comic Book Series, you SHOULD! It’s Bloody Good Fun! And this particular book: Escape from Riverdale, is about a Dog “Hot Dog”, who is killed and buried, and Sabrina, the…
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Ugly Zombie Christmas Sweater
HA! Now this is an Ugly Christmas Sweater, no doubt. Featuring Santa, Jolly ole St. Nick. Standing on a Pile of Snow, Covered in Blood. Elf Blood. Blown Apart. And the Words “Santa Claus, Zombie Sleigher” in Big Black…
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