Walking Dead Walker Rot
YIKES! Talk about a Fright… Now you can become your own Walking Dead Walker… It’s an Appliance that Mimics a Realistic Rotting Zombie Bite Wound… Glue it to your Skin and Roam the Countryside… For it looks so Creepy, so Bloody, so Real. 100% Fibers, Pieces of Flesh, Officially Licensed by the Hit AMC Show: The Walking Dead. Combine this with a walking dead walker makeup kit and you’ll be a Sight for Sore Eyes! “RAWRRR!”
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Zombie Piggy Bank
Fill the Zombie with Coins (Until they Explode!), for it’s a Zombie Piggy Bank that will Encourage Kids to SAVE! Featuring a Colorful Creepy Undead Freaky, this Bank is 100% White Glossy Ceramic, 3.6″ High, 3.2″ Wide, with a…
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Neon Zombie Girl Kids Costume
Not all Zombies have to be Gross and Gory… Some are Fun and Colorful. Like this Great Zombie Costume for Girls, it’s NEON, bright Pink and Green… A Wonderful Costume that Kids will Love and Scream to Wear on…
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Zombie Eyeless Eye Kit
They call this a Zombie Eye Kit, but in fact, it’s an Eyeless Kit. For this Zombie Eye is GONE! Poked out with a BBQ Fork… It’s a Great Zombie Appliance that Adheres over your real Eye to give…
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Ugly Zombie Christmas Sweater
HA! Now this is an Ugly Christmas Sweater, no doubt. Featuring Santa, Jolly ole St. Nick. Standing on a Pile of Snow, Covered in Blood. Elf Blood. Blown Apart. And the Words “Santa Claus, Zombie Sleigher” in Big Black…
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Zombie Table Place Mats
LOL, they list these Table Place Mats as “Halloween”… HA! Who are you kidding? These Zombie Place Mats are ALL YEAR ROUND! Great Place Mats that’s Ideal for any Undead Home. Decorate your Table with Lurking Zombies Rising out…
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How To Speak Zombie
In a World Overtaken by Zombies, the only Hope for Survival is Learning the Language of the Undead. This Book Demonstrates how to Blend in and Avoid being Eaten while carrying on with everyday Activities like Ordering a Latte,…
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Large Zombie Chess Set
Stunning… I am a sucker for Chess! LOVE IT! Always wanted to collect like 85 different boards, and THIS board, is Beyond Cool! It’s a Zombie Chess Set, featuring Zombies, Undead, Skulls, and Tombstones! AWESOME! Handcrafted, these Pieces are…
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Zombie Apocolypse Stocking
What a Great Gift Idea… Each Survival Stocking Includes: A Solid Milk Chocolate 5″ Zombie Boxed Santa; A Survival 7 Strand 550 Paracord Bracelet with Fire Starter, Fire Scraper and Whistle; Zombie Blood; Emergency Solar Mylar Blanket Insulating; a…
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