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Zombie, D.C. (Shmit Happens)
Well, whatever happens today, Election Day, one things for sure… It’ll be a Zombie D.C. For neither Candidate is bound to get anything done. It’s Dead, Stalemate, Stuck in a Brainless Dome for the next 4-8 years… Shmit Happens….
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Zombie Head Hacky Sack
You know you always wanted to Kick a Zombie in the Head… Smash those Brains in… Well, now you can with this Creepy Cool Hacky Sack. It’s has a Zombie Head Printed on the Sack and it’s Gruesome, Green,…
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The Zombie Nativity Scene
Oh Awesome. This is something I’ve never seen before. A Zombie Nativity Scene featuring Zombie Action Figures of Baby Jesus (in Darling Hues of Purple), Mary (Blue and Bony), Joseph (Droopy and Dead), and the Angel (Hideous as you…
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Abe Lincoln vs Zombies Blu-Ray
LMAO! We all Believe that Abe had something to do with the Undead, and now we know it’s True! In the Middle of the America Civil War President Lincoln learns of an Unusual Outbreak. Soldiers and Locals are Infected…
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Zombie Garden Gnome Crawler
Oh those Rotting Gnomes… Always up to no Good! Crawling through the Garden, Chewing up Bunnies and Bones. RATS! Or in this case… ZOMBIES! Fun Loving Zombie Gnomes that are Gory, Frightening, and have Green Glowing Eyes. YIKES! Perfect…
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Doctor Zombie Mask
“Doctor, I have a splitting headache…” I can see it now. But by then, it’s too late. For this is a zombie Doctor, and you are the meal on the operating table. It’s a fun face mask, that’s half…
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Brainfart Zombie
What a JOY! A farting zombie! *Sniffs… Smells like popcorn, right? Well you can enjoy all the fun, and the farts, wit this interactive farting figurine. Created by Buttheads (LOUD & PROUD), it’s a brainfart zombie (the farting dead),…
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Zombie Head Scarf
HO HO WHAT? It’s a Zombie Scarf that’s Hilarious, Morbid, and Hey look at those HEADS! Zombie Heads, Round. Stuffed. Dangling from your Chest. With Dangling Eyeballs, Gaping Mouths, and Frantic Hair, you’ll be Warm and Walking like a…













