Zombie Gnomes Bye Bye Birdie
This Pink Flamingo Lawn Ornament has seen better days… Because Zombie Gnomes (Nose-less Ned, Greedy Gary, and Bartolomeu) are Ripping it to Shreds! Featuring a Zombie Decoration Handmade out of Weather and Mold Resistant Paint, Sealer, and Cement Blend, appropriately called “Bye Bye Birdie”, this Bloody Mess is Ideal for your Yard! Lunch is Served! :)
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Zombie Claus Statue
HA HA HO! It’s Design Toscano’s Zombie Claus Holiday Statue Featuring Saint Nick looking a Little Dead, a Little Green, and Quite Hungry! Made out of Quality Resin, this Christmas Statue stands 7.5″ Wide x 7.5″ Deep x 13″…
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Not Another Zombie Movie
Franklin and Mike find themselves trapped in the Undead-Infested Cyrene City, where they must attempt to Lead a Group of Unconventional Survivors to Safety. As they join forces with the likes of a Pregnant Woman, a Moronic Arms Dealer,…
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Zombie Catnip Toys
You know, when a cat gets into catnip… It really does look like a zombie… Granly, foaming at the mouth, chewing mice to pieces… And you should see them in water, BALISTIC!!! Oh wait, that’s every day… Cute, Fun,…
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TWD Ezekiel and Shiva Action Figures
MUST HAVE TIGERRRRRR! It’s the Fabulous Shiva Action Figure… Oh Yeah, and Ezekiel too (“And Yet, I Smile”) It’s The Walking Dead and “All Out War” Glory. A 2 Pack Action Figure Set Featuring the Leader of The Kingdom,…
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Green Zombie Birthday Cake Candles
AWESOMEEEEE! Just what any Zombie Loving Fool needs… Birthday Candles, shaped like ZOMBIES! HA! For these Lovely Candles are the Walking Green Undead, and they’re ready to Catch on Fire… All for YOU! Fun Candles, ones you’ll want to…
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Severed Zombie-Arm Wood Pendant
“Fist Bump BROOOO!” HA! If Howard Stern became a Zombie, this would be him (Howard Stern Fans will get it…) It’s a Zombie Arm, Severed from the Undead Body, Bloody, Bony, and Made out of Wood. Handmade from Alder…
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TWD Abraham Ford Bitch Nuts
Abraham, from the Walking Dead, boy do I miss him. Him and his mouth. Such a Great Character, hated the way he went (overshadowed by Glenn)… Sucks. Sucks like Bitch Nuts. HA! And now, all TWD Fans can Chow…
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Zombie Hillbillies Book
LMAO! Ain’t no Zombie Finer than one from Hillbilly Country… And this Book, highlights that Pretty Damn Well. The Action, the Humor and the Great Ingenuity will Hook you and Hold you Down… New Weapons, Great Zombies, it really…
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