Zombie Engraved Rolling Pin
NICEEEEE! It’s a Rolling Pin (you know, for rolling dough) that’s Engraved (actually Embossed) with ZOMBIES!!!! Fun Crazy Cool Zombies that will make the Cutest little Cookies, Cakes, Crust, whatever it is you’re rolling, with ZOMBIES all over them… Plus, if you Whack a Real Zombie in the Head (or anyone else), guess what? They’ll have Zombie Imprints on their Noggin! See, loads of uses! “They see me rollin…”
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Zombie Hand Toilet Topper
Oh Crap… That’s the last thing I want to see before I take a Dump… A Zombie Crawling outta the Toilet! HA! Get away from me! This Creepy Zombie Hand is so Real Looking it’s Fright-Full. The Art Work…
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Zombie Hand Oven Mitt
Ever feel like you’re Cooking for a Mindless Horde that will Consume everything in its Path? Resist the Temptation to Serve Brains and Address your Zombie Obsession with the help of this Zombie Oven Mitt. It will get you…
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Zombie Love Paperback
HA! It’s a Zombie Valentine’s Day with this FUN book. Called Zombie Love: The Do’s, Don’ts, and It Depends of Undead Dating… It’s a paperback, 160 pages, featuring a reanimated corpse that falls in love in this hilarious dating…
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Zombie Apocalypse Playing Cards
Zombie Playing Cards, so Awesome! Playing Cards for the Zombie Lover, Fan, Walking Dead Freak, all appropriately drawn with Zombie Apocalypse themes, Blood, Guns, Undead, what more could you ask for? 2.5 x 3.5″ Cards are a must have…
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Zombie Arm Stump
LMAO! Oh nothing looks better sticking out of your Sleeve, than a Zombie Arm Stump. HA! A Clever Costume Accessory that slips over your Hand and Instantly turns your Limb into The Walking Dead. Green, Gory, Bloody and Bony,…
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Zombie Neck Tie
When you want something Bloody and Colorful on your NECK… How about a Zombie? A Scary Frightening Zombie that’s Printed on a Neck Tie, and IDEAL for the Professional Walking Dead. Orange and Black Zombies, Printed on a Cotton…
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Walking Dead Carl Valentines Day Card
“Corl! Stay in the House” “Where’s Carl?” “Corllllll!” Always walking off… But hey, it is The Walking Dead. So let Carl be Carl… You SEE? An Ideal Greeting Card for Valentine’s, it’s Carl, with the Bloody Missing Eyeball, reading…
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Zombie Hands Cocktail Stirs
Nothing like stirring your Bloody Mary with a Zombie Hand, right? HA! Well, now you can, because these Fun Stirrers are Black Zombie Hands that will make any Drink Desireable. Made out of Acrylic, these Stirs are Perfect for…
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