Zombie Engraved Rolling Pin
NICEEEEE! It’s a Rolling Pin (you know, for rolling dough) that’s Engraved (actually Embossed) with ZOMBIES!!!! Fun Crazy Cool Zombies that will make the Cutest little Cookies, Cakes, Crust, whatever it is you’re rolling, with ZOMBIES all over them… Plus, if you Whack a Real Zombie in the Head (or anyone else), guess what? They’ll have Zombie Imprints on their Noggin! See, loads of uses! “They see me rollin…”
via Etsy #Ad
-
Zombie Christmas Carols
ZOMBIES! Christmas Carols? HA! “Fresh Brains Roasting on an Open Fire…” Yes, Christmas is on its way, and all the Little Boys and Ghouls are Dreaming of Stockings Filled with Candied Eyes and Bleeding Body Parts. Right? “I Saw…
-
Zombie Brains Flag
You want Brains? Tell the whole neighborhood! For this Zombie Flag can be the Perfect Promotion. It’s a Flag, made out of 100% Polyester, that’s Dye-Sublimated with Beautiful Colors (Zombie Green of course), reading “ME WANT BRAINS”. Printed on…
-
Zombie Neck Tube
Just the sound of a “Zombie Neck Tube” is turning me on… A Warm Place for your Meat on a Cold Day in the Zombie Apocalypse. It’s a Piece of Microfiber Polyester that keeps your Neck Warm. Keep Cozy…
-
Zombie Apocalypse Easter Basket
If I don’t get this Easter Basket, I’m just gonna DIE! For it’s a Zombie Apocalypse SURVIVAL Easter Basket that’s most Awesome and FUN! Featuring a Solid Milk Chocolate ZOMBIE Bunny; Survival 7 Strand 550 Paracord Bracelet with Fire…
-
Walking Dead Fridge Magnets
Walking Dead Fans Rejoice, because these Magnets will look AWESOME on your Fridge! They’re Walking Dead Daryl Dixon Magnets that can Adorn your Refrigerator, and Dixon with Different Outfits, Crossbow, Ear Necklace, Quotes, and a Squirrel… Or, you could…
-
Severed Zombie Woman’s Head
I keep calling her and calling her and she never comes… And with this Creepy Woman’s Head, she never will! A Frightening Realistic Zombie Head, with Black Stringy Hair, Sunken Cheeks, Bloodshot Eyes and Teeth… Makes for one FUN…
-
Zombie Blood And Guts Corset
Sweet and Sassy, that’s what you’ll be when you Slap some Bloody Bones and Intestines on you… And no better way to do that, then with this Black Corset! Zombie Style, of course. Featuring a Lovely Corset, with the…
-
Bloody Death Bed Zombie
LOL! What a Great Prop! It’s the Death Bed Zombie Prop that you Lay out on your Bed. Adorned with a Bloody Head, Arms and Feet, you’re just gonna LOVE the Screams when someone walks into the Room. “YIKES!”…
Prices could change at any time!