Kids Bloody Zombie Costume
OKAY WTF???? HA! I can’t stop laughing at this costume. It’s hilarious. It’s like something out of the hills have eyes, or some super bad B zombie movie… Oh wait. Aren’t all zombie movies B horror rated??? Oh well. This costume is for kids; a bloody zombie costume, from head to ankle. Made of polyester, this costume includes the printed hood and jumpsuit. Select your size, 4 years to 12 years, and have the most fun, and fierce, and bloody Halloween ever.
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Zombie Bottle and Stopper
What a Beautiful Prop… But then again, any Zombie Head is a Wonderful Trophy, right? It’s an Undead Head, Popping up out of a Bottle. A Wonderful COMBO Package; you get the Stopper AND the Bottle as well. All…
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Got Zombies? Vinyl Decals
HA! My Zombie Dad ate your Dad… And Mom, and Brother… It’s the Zombie Lovers Vinyl Decals that are Perfect for your Get-away Vehicle. Let People know that you stop for NO Zombie… So get outta the way! These…
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Zombie Kid Costume
Oh man. Remember that time when Timmy was out playing Football and got Tackled by a Zombie? That was the Good Ole Days… Before the Zombie Apocalypse… And now, everything’s just Undead, Brains and Blood. Sigh! This Costume reminds…
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Exploding Guts Zombie Morphsuit
Oh Boy. My Favorite Treat… Exploding Zombie GUTS! YUM! This Morphsuit Costume is right up my Bloody Alley. A Kid’s Morphsuit that’s the Quickest Costume you’ll see yet. Just slip it on and you’re good to MOAN. A Jaw…
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Zombie Pigeon Pants
WHAT???? I had no idea such a thing existed, until now. But it all makes sense, I mean, we put outfits and costumes on cats and dogs, so why not pigeons (are there that many pigeon pets?) Well, fret…
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Ugly Zombie Christmas Sweater
HA! Now this is an Ugly Christmas Sweater, no doubt. Featuring Santa, Jolly ole St. Nick. Standing on a Pile of Snow, Covered in Blood. Elf Blood. Blown Apart. And the Words “Santa Claus, Zombie Sleigher” in Big Black…
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101 Zombies
HA! Moonshine and Toxic Waste don’t Mix and when your Neighbors are Crazed Contagious Cannibals, its time to get out of town. Townspeople who once Thirsted for Local Homemade “Mountain Dew” begin Hungering for Human Flesh and Blood. Ken,…
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Morphsuit Zombie Skinsuit
Man these things just Creep me out. They always look Freaking Scary and Nightmarish! And this Full Body Monster Zombie Skinsuit certainly is a Fright indeed. Featuring a Morphsuit made out of 87% Polyester and 13% Lycra, Ideal for…
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