Only Dead on the Inside Book
There are plenty of Guides out there about how to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse. All of them assume Readers are Young, Fit, and Unencumbered by Children. In that Scenario, the only Living Humans left will be Smug, Outdoorsy Millennials. That’s Hell on Earth, even without the Zombies. Only Dead on the Inside is the Answer for the Rest of us… Parents, with Kids, Surrounded by Zombies.
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Pop-Up Zombie Toilet
Well if I saw this Zombie Toilet I would probably Crap my Pants! Really! It’s a Great Prop for the Bathroom featuring a Horrifying Animated Zombie Head Popping up outta the Toilet… With a Grotesque Green Face and Light-Up…
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Mens Zombie Print Tank Top
If you see me running down the street wearing this… RUN! Because the Horde is coming! HA! Such a Cool Graphic Bloody Eye-Popping Zombie Shirt! Gnarly! A Men’s Tank Top, made out of Cotton and Polyester… A Sport Jersey-like…
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Walking Dead Rick Fridge Magnets
Oh I LOVE these… It’s Fridge Magnets that let you Play Walking Dead all Day Long… Featuring Rick Grimes, Clothing, Accessories, Word Bubbles, Beard and all… Standing around in his Boxer Shorts no doubt (Who needs anything else?). Fun…
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Chia Zombie Head
Oh My… Doesn’t this take the Cake? It’s a Chia Pet that’s a ZOMBIE HEAD! And boy is it UGLY! HA! Ghoulishly Fun, it makes for one Amusing Gift, or more than likely, one Gag Gift! Perfect for any…
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Zombie Science Kit
OMG!!!! This is Bad Ass… It’s a Zombie Science Kit: Blood, Guts & Body Parts FX Lab, that’s Incredibly Gory, Undead, and FUN! You get 4 Science Kits in all: Gels, Polymers, Liquid-Solid Transitions, and Pigments. YOu can Create…
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Green Zombie Glass Pipe
Oh man, this is a Peace Pipe, right? HA! Well with this Fun Zombie Faced Pipe, you can Smoke whatever you like… For if the Dead are coming, it may be the Funnest Time you’ll ever have left. Handmade…
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Sticky Zombie Wall Tumblers
Kids will Love to Watch these Silly Zombies Tumble Down the Walls, Doors, Windows and more! Add these Zombie Wall Tumblers to your Party Treat Bags for a High-Action Alternative to Candy (also Great for Pinatas). These Undead Wall…
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Stalking Dead Zombie Poker Figurine
Nice! It’s Poker like you’ve never seen before… An Undead Tournament; ZOMBIE STYLE!!! With “Stalking Dead” Zombies playing Poker, you’ll Laugh and Smile at their Cheating Hands, Beer and Blood! A Limited-Edition Stalking Dead Poker Figurine, a Fiendish First-Ever…
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