Only Dead on the Inside Book
There are plenty of Guides out there about how to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse. All of them assume Readers are Young, Fit, and Unencumbered by Children. In that Scenario, the only Living Humans left will be Smug, Outdoorsy Millennials. That’s Hell on Earth, even without the Zombies. Only Dead on the Inside is the Answer for the Rest of us… Parents, with Kids, Surrounded by Zombies.
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Zombies At Christmas Blu-Ray
LOL… Remember that year when Aunt Gertrude fell asleep at the Dinning Room Table and everyone thought she was Dead? Ha… She was a ZOMBIE!!!! And this Christmas, Everyone’s a Zombie. For this Insane Blu-Ray Movie, titled “Zombies at…
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Zombie Pop Molds
Instead of a Zombie Popping you in it’s Mouth… How about you Reverse the Bite? Bite the Head off the Undead; it’s Quite Refreshing. Especially when that Head is a Delicious Frozen Treat like a Popsicle. Playful Walking Dead…
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Zombie Nerf Strike Blaster
PEW-PEW! You can really have some fun with these ultra-cool and colorful zombie NERF strike blasters. Looking apocalyptic, these blasters are stylish and sick. Featuring 3 different ways to strike your opponent; move the barrels to fire 1, 2,…
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Zombie Adjustable Dog Collar
Dogs love Dead Things too! Especially when it comes to Fun Zombies and Saving Mankind… So this Zombie Dog Collar, is just what your Zombie Hunting Pooch needs. Lightweight and Sturdy, this Fabric Collar Reads “ZOMBIE”, and comes in…
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Mighty Max Grips the Hand Playset Toy
Looking for a Vintage Zombie Toy that’s Creepy, Green and UNDEAD? Well this Mighty Max Playset Toy (by Bluebird Toys 1994 ), Grips the Hand is a Doom Zone with a Graveyard Theme. Featuring Original Figures Mighty Max and…
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Zombie Rotting Flesh Bangle
Such a lovely piece of Jewelry… Bursting Skin, Bloody Holes, Puss filled Blisters… YUM! It’s the Coolest, Creepiest Bangle Bracelet you’ll ever Wear, for it’s handmade out of Polymer Clay, using Acrylic Paint, Wood, Matte Varnish, and Gloss Varnish…
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Zombie Apocalypse Wax Warmer
LOL… This is a FUN Gift… It’ll make your whole house smell like BRAINS! HA! This is a Zombie Wax Warmer, that heats and melts your Wax… In his BRAINS! YUM! Creepy Green Zombie, Dotted with Blood and Snarling…
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Zombie Teddy Bear
LOL The Kiddies will LOVE this Present under the Christmas Tree… It’s a Zombie Teddy Bear! A Green Gnarly Teddy Bear, with Bloody Nose, Eyes, and Paws, Stitched with Gashes, Wounds and Intestines Dangling Free… It’s the Most Perfect…
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