Only Dead on the Inside Book
There are plenty of Guides out there about how to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse. All of them assume Readers are Young, Fit, and Unencumbered by Children. In that Scenario, the only Living Humans left will be Smug, Outdoorsy Millennials. That’s Hell on Earth, even without the Zombies. Only Dead on the Inside is the Answer for the Rest of us… Parents, with Kids, Surrounded by Zombies.
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A Is for Asteroids, Z Is for Zombies
Ahhh, Lovely. A Dark Comic Fable that offers Visions of the Apocalypse for Every Letter of the Alphabet. A Child’s Dream Come True! Starting with a Father whose Son has been asking Questions about Global Dangers, A Is for…
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Zombie Beanie
LOL, I look like this every morning… Wide eyes, tongue hanging out… Brains exposed! HA! For it’s a Beanie that’s PERFECT for the Zombie Loving Fool. It’s a Colorful, Green, Beanie, Bloody, Stitched, Gory Good Fun, that keeps Head…
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Melting Zombie Putty
Use your Imagination to Shape and Mold this Purple Zombie Character (you can get the Green Zombie Here). Be Creative and Bring it to Life with the included Eyes, Arms, Ears, Mouth, Feet, and Innards! Then Watch as it…
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Walkers 2018 Wall Calendar
So… You didn’t get a 2018 Wall Calendar for Christmas? Well who gives a Sh*t… Because this is Negan’s World and the Zombies are our friends. Right? Especially when it comes to this AMC Walking Dead “Walkers” Calendar, Ideal…
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Rick Grimes Sheriff’s Backpack
This Backpack looks like it just came out of the Walking Dead Universe. A Replica of Rick Grimes Sheriff Backpack, with the Sheriff Emblem, Pockets and One Strap. All Beautifully Detailed, Very Useable, and Officially-Licensed AMC’s The Walking Dead…
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Vinyl Idolz Shaun of the Dead Figure
Lovely… It’s the Funko Vinyl Idolz – Shaun of the Dead Vinyl Figure, featuring the Elongated Exaggerated, and Cartoonish Vinyl Figure from the 2004 Horror Comedy Film (Shaun of the Dead), a man attempting trying to Cope with an…
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Zombie Head Neck Warmer
One of the coolest things about this neck warmer, gaiter, is the fact that it alternates as a headband, as well. It’s a great looking zombie neck warmer mask, that covers your nose and mouth, and not only keeps…
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Zombie Stomper Platform Pumps
Well, if I ever see a Zombie Running Down the Road wearing these Platform Stomper Pumps, I’m gonna Laugh my Butt off! Really! Because these High Heels are Hilarious! Featuring a Green Zombie Head, a Bloody Face, Big White…
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