Only Dead on the Inside Book
There are plenty of Guides out there about how to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse. All of them assume Readers are Young, Fit, and Unencumbered by Children. In that Scenario, the only Living Humans left will be Smug, Outdoorsy Millennials. That’s Hell on Earth, even without the Zombies. Only Dead on the Inside is the Answer for the Rest of us… Parents, with Kids, Surrounded by Zombies.
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Zombie Strippers Blu-ray
“What do you call a 350-pound Stripper?” “Broke!” “What’s the Difference between a Magician and a Stripper?” “One has a Cunning Stunt…” You know, if there’s Strippers in the Zombie Apocalypse, I probably wouldn’t mind getting Chewed to Pieces….
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Zombie Half Mask
Only half a Zombie? (Like this Half a Zombie Short Story) Then you better grab yourself a Half Zombie Mask. For it’s a Quick and Easy Costume that Slides over your Head and Brains… Turns anyone into The Walking…
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Zombie Thanksgiving Turkey T-Shirt
Ain’t no Thanksgiving without the Dead Bird! HA! And this Shirt, makes that Turkey FUN! For it’s a Dead Bird Turkey Shirt, featuring a Green Zombie Hand, a Turkey Head Puppet, Bandaids, Stitches, Tail and Bone… What more could…
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Zombie Warning Sign Necklaces
WARNING! ZOMBIESSSSS! These signs are just what your next zombie party needs. Fun, bright yellow warning signs with images of nuclear waste and zombies, of course. Made out of 2″ – 2 1/4″ plastic signs on 30″ satin black…
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Zombie Murder Mystery
Now this is Cool! I’ve never HEARD of a Zombie Murder Mystery before! HA! I LOVE IT! This Mystery is called the “Chronicles of Zombie Town” and it’s a Murder Mystery worth Dying for! :) It’s a Fun Zombie-Themed…
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Zombie Insulated Lunch Bag
Store Dem Brainssss… It’s the Most Perfect Lunch Bag for the Zombie Fan. A Zombie Insulated Lunch Bag that’s Large and Measures: 10.6″L x 4.7″W x 8.2″H. Made of High Density Water-Resistant and Dirt-Proof Fabric, Easy-To-Clean Interior Lining, Perfect…
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Gangsters, Guns And Zombies DVD
What a Sweet Movie! It’s Gangsters, Guns And Zombies… The Plot: One Man sees the Dead Rising up from the Grave and thinks of a Genius Plan; to Make Money! They Drive the Robbery Getaway Van, Deliver Everyone to…
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Zombie Bounce House with Slide
Your next Party needs this Zombie Bounce House Slide (Wet or Dry) Combo! Featuring Eye-Catching Graphics of Zombies and other Walkers and Biters that have come back from the Dead, Partygoers can jump away from the Undead inside the…
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