Only Dead on the Inside Book
There are plenty of Guides out there about how to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse. All of them assume Readers are Young, Fit, and Unencumbered by Children. In that Scenario, the only Living Humans left will be Smug, Outdoorsy Millennials. That’s Hell on Earth, even without the Zombies. Only Dead on the Inside is the Answer for the Rest of us… Parents, with Kids, Surrounded by Zombies.
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Crusty Zombie Toenails
These Corroded Zombie Toenails offer a Tasty Toe Jam Treat. When Searching for Zombies to Kill, this Crunchy 2 oz Snack will keep your Hunger under Control. Brown, Curled, Smelly, and Rank, these Edible Munchies may remind you of…
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Zombie Window Scene Decoration
This Zombie Window Poster Decoration is 3’x 5′ and Fits most Windows. Featuring 3 Bloody Zombies that Welcome you Home with Scary Yellow Eyes, and Hands Ready to Grab. Your Neighbors will LOVE you. The Apocalypse is coming… Simply…
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Zombie Dice Tray
What an Ideal Tray for the Zombie Lover at Heart. Featuring a 12″ x 6″ Tray (Compact, but not Cramped), High Quality, Excellent Portability Board, with a Lovely Zombie Hand (White Hand on a Red Background). So Cool, so…
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Zombie Outbreak Steel Blades
What a Great Gift Set. It’s a Smooth Natural Bone Handle Zombie Trapper Gift Set in a Tin Gift Box. The Double Blades are Rust-Resistant Tru-Sharp Surgical Steel Blades that are 4-1/8″ Closed. Item Weights 1 lb, comes with…
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Personalized Zombie Sign
These are Awesome! Wish I had one of these when I was a kid… A Personalized Zombie Sign for my Bedroom! How Perfect is that? Customize your own Zombie Sign TODAY! Made out of Solid Aluminum, it’s the Ideal…
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Zombie Garage Door Window Decals
DON’T OPEN THE DOOR!!!! For the Garage is FULL of ZOMBIES! RAWRRRRR! It’s Ultra-Cool Zombie Hand Decals that you Stick on the Window Panes of your Garage Door… And it’s KILLER GOOD! Fun Decorations that Instantly turn your Garage,…
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Beach Ball Sized Lady Nuts Necklace
LOL You gotta Love Negan from The Walking Dead. He has the Most Unusual Way of Speaking, Walking, Standing, Posing… It’s Incredible (and I HATE that this Last Episode might be his LAST!) And just as Incredible and Insightful;…
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The Walking Dead Dog Funko Pop
Okay, this is just too darn cute. It’s DOG… Daryl’s dog from The Walking Dead, appropriately named “Dog”… Such a hoot. Or a woof. Now turned into the most darling Funko Pop… A Dog Funko Pop, brown and black,…
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