Only Dead on the Inside Book
There are plenty of Guides out there about how to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse. All of them assume Readers are Young, Fit, and Unencumbered by Children. In that Scenario, the only Living Humans left will be Smug, Outdoorsy Millennials. That’s Hell on Earth, even without the Zombies. Only Dead on the Inside is the Answer for the Rest of us… Parents, with Kids, Surrounded by Zombies.
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Zombie Bowl
Just think, you could actually Eat Brains out of this Bowl! HA! This Bowl is a Fun Green Zombie Bowl that’s only got One Big White Eye. Are you Looking at me? Colorful and Festive, you’ll enjoy waking up…
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Negan Autographed Lucille Bat
Batter up… It’s the one and only Bat you’ll ever want (to miss your head). A Signed and Autographed Lucille Bat (Just like on The Walking Dead), Signed by no other than Jeffrey Dean Morgan himself. Negan. Awesome. Lucille….
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Desktop Shooting Zombie Set
If I had this on my desk, I’d never get anything accomplished… Except for Shooting Zombies Heads, Brains, and BODY! YEAH BUDDY! Practice Rubber Band Target Shooting with this Desktop Target Set. Challenge your Friends and Family to Shoot…
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Walking Dead Table Lamp
LMAO! If this doesn’t remind you of the Leg Lamp in A Christmas Story, I don’t know what will. It’s the Zombie Hand Lamp from The Walking Dead. With a Gory, Bloody Hand Rising up from the Table, this…
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Zombie Kidz Board Game
Scream, Jump, Run, the Zombies are coming. And when it comes to this Fun Board Game, the Zombies are coming FAST! A Cooperative Game for Ages 7+, 2-4 Players, 15 Minute Games… Zombies are Moving into the Cemetery close…
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Lifesize Zombie Eyeball Ring
LMAO! My Grandma, what big EYES you have… (The Better to Eat you with!) HA! It’s not only a Zombie Eyeball, but a Lifesize Eye at that. Looking so Realistic you’ll Swear it Popped right out of the Socket…
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Zombie Vegan Coffee Mug
Oh boy… I have a Vegan Friend who would love this… It’s a Zombie Mug made for Vegans… With two Colorful Zombies, one saying “Brains?”, and the other responding “No thanks, Me Vegan!” It’s a great Laugh for all……
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Carol’s Cookies Pot Holder
Carol’s Cookies are a Classic. Truly. So Good in fact, that AMC even has a Carol’s Cookies Recipe online HERE, so you can Bake, Serve, and Eat Sugary Treats while you catch up on The Walking Dead. YUMMMY! And…
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