Only Dead on the Inside Book
There are plenty of Guides out there about how to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse. All of them assume Readers are Young, Fit, and Unencumbered by Children. In that Scenario, the only Living Humans left will be Smug, Outdoorsy Millennials. That’s Hell on Earth, even without the Zombies. Only Dead on the Inside is the Answer for the Rest of us… Parents, with Kids, Surrounded by Zombies.
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Zombies Lives Matter T-Shirt
Well this is FUN… Talk about a Movement that hits you in the Brain… It’s Zombies Lives Matter, Printed on a Very Cool T-Shirt, and it’s a BLAST! Printed in Different Colors, like: Black, Navy, Red and White, this…
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Marvel Zombies Christmas Carol
Everyone Loves a Christmas Carol during the Holidays… And this year, make it a DEADLY one! For this Poor Soul is faced with his Grim Past, his Gruesome Present, and now his Ghoulish Future in this Fun Filled Fright….
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Severed Fingers
Gnarly! Lay these Delicious Looking H’orderves around the House and it’ll look like a Trail of Breadcrumbs for Zombies! Realistic Fingers that are Bony, Bloody, and Scary as Hell. Made of Latex, Cut directly off a Zombie, each Finger…
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Zombie Stitch Severed Finger Ring
YES! You can take your finger with you– For it’s an eerie ring that will make your finger look severed and stitched. Handmade ring, created with polymer clay stitch beads and a bit of stretchy black cord, to make…
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3 Piece Zombie Table Centerpiece
Set the Table with Lots of Brains, because a Horde of Zombies is coming… It’s the Ideal Centerpieces for your Next Halloween or Zombie Party. A 3-Piece Table Centerfold Featuring Black Silhouettes of Zombies, Tombstones, Dripping Blood and Severed…
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Season’s Eatings Christmas Sweater
Nice… This is a PERFECT Sweater for Christmas… And the Undead! It’s a “Season’s Eatings” Ugly Christmas Sweater that’s Red, Toxic, and Full of Zombies (All Playing in the Snow Tho). Machine Washable, 100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton, Professionally Printed, Comes…
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TWD Bite Me iPhone X Case
It’s coming… The Return of The Walking Dead (Sunday, February 10)… Are you Ready? I’m still Devastated over Jesus Dying… SUCKSSSSSS! So, to Bring the Dead Back to Life, how about a Brand New Case for your iPhone? Made…
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Zombie Batman Costume Mask
Well, this is One Adult Deluxe Mask that is made to last… the Apocalypse! And that’s because it’s a ZOMBIE… Infact, it’s Batman Zombie! HA! (P.S. you can also get the Full Costume Here!) This Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-RAWRRRRR Costume is made…
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