Only Dead on the Inside Book
There are plenty of Guides out there about how to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse. All of them assume Readers are Young, Fit, and Unencumbered by Children. In that Scenario, the only Living Humans left will be Smug, Outdoorsy Millennials. That’s Hell on Earth, even without the Zombies. Only Dead on the Inside is the Answer for the Rest of us… Parents, with Kids, Surrounded by Zombies.
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Zombie Santa Claus Ornament
Nothing’s better to Decorate a Dead Tree, then with Dead Santa…. HA! It’s Santa Claus… Looking a Little Green (almost like the Grinch). But this Santa is a Zombie Santa (even he couldn’t Escape the Brain-Eating Horde). Poor St….
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Zombie Why Yes Eye Doo Mask
YIKES! Talk about a Scary Halloween Mask… It’s 100% Polyester, Made in the US, Hand Washable, and will Keep your Brains Warm! Strong Classic Sculpt of a Zombie Monster, Great Visibility, Comfortable, Easy to Wear, Easy to Scare. Great…
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Zombie Foot and Skull Necklace
HA! Talk about a Fun Necklace to Wear for Halloween… Oh who am I kidding? To Wear DAILY! For Zombies know no Holiday, and everyday is Undead Day. Especially in the Zombie Apocalypse. So Wear this Dangly Necklace and…
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Zombie Head Pendant
Oh Man… It’s a Zombie Head… And a Pendant. And it’s Crazy Creepy Cool. Featuring a Handmade Undead Head, Cast in Pewter, and Suspended on a Black Satin Cord Necklace. Gnarly! Measuring 1 3/8″ Tall x 5/8″ Wide, this…
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Zombie Shark Blu-Ray Movie
LMAO! Oh Boy, as if going into the Deep Blue Waters isn’t Spooky enough, now you have to deal with ZOMBIE SHARKS! HA! I Love it… Until I get bit, that is! This Zombie Shark Blu-Ray Movie is just…
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Zombie Eyeless Eye Kit
They call this a Zombie Eye Kit, but in fact, it’s an Eyeless Kit. For this Zombie Eye is GONE! Poked out with a BBQ Fork… It’s a Great Zombie Appliance that Adheres over your real Eye to give…
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Zombie Mirror Clings
LOL! These are FUN and can really come in handy. They are Mirror Clings that are Zombie Body Parts, like Eyes, Brains, Nose, Teeth, Scars, and Dripping BLOOD! Talk about COOL! You stick them on the Mirror, and when…
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Walking Dead Outlet Cover
What a Great Gift Idea for the Walking Dead Fan! This is a Walking Dead Socket Outlet Cover that Features the Walkers in Black and White, and the Walking Dead Logo in Bright Bloody Red. So Replace those Ordinary…
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