Only Dead on the Inside Book
There are plenty of Guides out there about how to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse. All of them assume Readers are Young, Fit, and Unencumbered by Children. In that Scenario, the only Living Humans left will be Smug, Outdoorsy Millennials. That’s Hell on Earth, even without the Zombies. Only Dead on the Inside is the Answer for the Rest of us… Parents, with Kids, Surrounded by Zombies.
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Crazy Inflatable Zombies
Having a Zombie Party? Your Little Ones like The Walking Dead? Well, these Party Favors are just the Ticket to Undead Laughs and Non-Scary Times. For they’re Lovable, Inflatable Zombies that are Crazy Cool and Ideal as Decor, Favors,…
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Zombie Grave Aquarium Ornament
LOL, this Zombie Hands and Tombstone Aquarium Ornament is too much FUN! It’s ALIVE!!! Zombies are in your Aquarium! Run Fish Run! Made of Polyresin, these Great Green Zombie Hands will look Wonderful sticking up from the bottom of…
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Face Mask Dust Bandana
Noice! It’s a Freaky Face Mask Dust Protector that’s Zombified! Featuring a Toxic Green Bandana with a Gruesome Undead Face… Yellow Teeth, Dripping Goo, Stretchy, Lightweight, Breathable, 100% Polyester Microfiber, Fit’s most Adults… Plus, there’s 10 ways to Wear…
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Zombie Corpse Wig
LOL! Talk about BED HEAD, this is DEAD HEAD! HA! Get that Risen-From-The-Grave look with this Grave Zombie Wig. No Flesh-Hungry Undead Monster Costume is Complete without this HAIR. And this Wig Features a Blend of Grey and Green…
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Heartless Standing Zombie Prop
Oh man, this Prop KILLS me… It’s Freaky Cool and it’ll Scare the Crap outta your Roommate or Girlfriend… Put this in the Bathroom and wait for the Screams! For this Prop is an Ugly Zombie Prop, totally Dripping…
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Happy Birthday Zombie Greeting Card
Beautiful, it’s Zombies! Hordes of them, climbing out of a Happy Birthday Card! SWEET! A Handmade Greeting Card, a Box that features a Locked Door with the text “Don’t Open, Dead Inside”. The Centre of the Card hosts Waves…
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Zombie Eye Pizza Necklace
What a Great Looking Zombie Eyeball in the Middle of Green Cheese and a Crazy Squirt of Pink Slime! NICE! Made with Polymer Clay and Glaze, this Pizza Screams to be Eaten… Brains First! Comes on it’s own Dark…
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Negan Walking Dead Bat Pen
Batter Up… It’s the Perfect Gift for The Walking Dead Fans! For it’s Negan’s Trusty Bat, Lucille… AS A PEN! What’s that phrase, “words are stronger than weapons”… Yeah… These Pens, and you get TWO, are shaped just like…
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