Only Dead on the Inside Book

There are plenty of Guides out there about how to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse. All of them assume Readers are Young, Fit, and Unencumbered by Children. In that Scenario, the only Living Humans left will be Smug, Outdoorsy Millennials. That’s Hell on Earth, even without the Zombies. Only Dead on the Inside is the Answer for the Rest of us… Parents, with Kids, Surrounded by Zombies.

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  • Zombie Jerky

    This will give the Zombies exactly what they Crave… JERKS! err… Jerky! :) It says “ZOMBIE”, but it’s Really Green Beef Jerky in a BIO Hazard Bag “Every Little Bit of Natural Instinct Tells you to NOT EAT THE…

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  • Zombie Hands Cocktail Stirs

    Nothing like stirring your Bloody Mary with a Zombie Hand, right? HA! Well, now you can, because these Fun Stirrers are Black Zombie Hands that will make any Drink Desireable. Made out of Acrylic, these Stirs are Perfect for…

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  • Zombie Severed Head Ring Holder

    Awesome! It’s the Perfect Place to store your Rings (when you’re Running from the Zombie Horde). A Zombie Head Ring Holder Featuring a Severed Undead Head with an Axe through his Brains. Original Sculpture, Hand Painted, Poured from Plastic,…

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  • Zombie Head Knife Holder

    Oh to have one wish… To stab a zombie in the head. For real. Wouldn’t that be the coolest sound ever? Well, now you can with this ultra-cool and creepy zombie head knife holder. A handmade head, created from…

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  • Chocolate Zombie Santa Candy

    Nom Nom Nom I just ate Santa’s Brains! :) And so will YOU with this Lovely Gory Christmas Candy… It’s a Chocolate Zombie Santa that Features Green Santa Zombie and a Bloody Beard. Each 5.5″ Zombie Santa comes Boxed…

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  • Zombie Flamingos

    LOL They’re coming to eat your plants… RUNNNNN! For they’re Flamingos… Yard Decorations, that are EVIL BLACK ZOMBIES! Frightening Stuff… 30″ High, one Standing, one Feeding, these Undead Flamingos are Hungry and have Bright Red Eyes! Sold as a…

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  • Zombie Contact Lenses

    AWESOME! KILLER! Freaky Zombie Eyes! WOW! Put these Zombie Contact Lenses in your Eyes and Frighten Everyone! One look at these ZOMBIE Blood Splattered Eyeballs and the entire Room will Clear out! Talk about Crazy Cool Stuff. These Contact…

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  • Walking Dead Trivial Pursuit Game

    Test your Zombie Apocalypse Knowledge with this The Walking Dead Trivial Pursuit Game! A Bite-Sized Edition that Features 600 Questions that cover Characters and Events up to Season 7 of the Hit AMC Show. Even the Most Ardent Fans…

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